(Crack treated seriously, cross posted on AO3) "I swear ta' the Almighty-" McCullum started, but was swiftly cut off as Bonner could no longer contain himself, and Babic couldn't stay quiet. "Both you and good Doctor are sounding little horse." In the pair's defense, they thought the joke was worth the hoofprints now bruised on their chests.

A companion fic for "A gift horse can still bite". Scenes and events I wanted to include, but couldn't figure out how to get them in the main fic without forcing them in, or throwing off the flow of the fic itself. So, over here you will see what some of what the other characters are getting up to while the good doctor and the head of the guard are busy. And maybe more tension.

Dr. Jonathan Reid, after becoming the scourge of England, is transported to Remnant by someone calling itself a Watcher. But Jonathan will not just survive, but thrive in this new environment. None shall stop him as he secretly feasts upon the blood of both Human and Faunus. For he is an Ekon, superior to all.

Voldemort didn't just want to remove his prophesied enemy, he wanted to destroy the morale of his those who thrice defied him. The choice he makes defines the lives of the two. For one chosen by Fate to save the Wizarding World he isn't having much luck! WBWL, Vampire Harry, rating may change, dark subjects within.