My first Gundam fic. (sorta.)

Unfortunately it's very 15 year old fangirly. I am 18. I am supposed to be a little more mature than the flame-worthy drivel I'm about to push out. Thankfully, it's short and painless. You know that commercial of Fruit by the Foot and the boy is dancing around the house flipping that stupid piece of candy all over the place? It's a small cross over with one of the most famous scenes in all of party history. I don't know why, but I sooooo see Duo doing this, don't you?

My inspiration? I was playing with my KiSS doll of Duo. Thanks Aragonite, wherever you are! Where's my Milli doll?! *cracks a whip* Now, sister!

Do I have to do the disclaimer? Fine. Gundam Wing isn't mine. The only Fruits by the Foot I own are the ones I snuck out of my brother's backpack a week ago. He doesn't need the sugar. Well, me neither.

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Duo made a quick run through of the Winner Mansion.

"No Heero (the uptight putz is probably murdering hapless OZ newbies), no Trowa, no Quatre (I'd probably scare him to death!), and no Wufei (uptight putz number two). Ohhhh yeah."

He makes a bee-line for the kitchen and rifles through the pantry until he finds the snacks.

"Jackpot, baby!!" He grabs a Fruit by the Foot pack and unwraps it carefully. "Yum!"

Duo suddenly gets one of these !!!! over his head. A devilish grin takes over his face and he runs back to his guest room to change clothes and access the entertainment system/intercom.

The whole house vibrates madly at the beat blasting out of all the radios in the house. "COME ON DOWN, BREAK IT DOWN, COME ON, COME ON NOW!"

Down in the main hall leading to the living room, Duo comes sliding down wearing nothing but his boxers, a pair of sunglasses, and socks for easy sliding across the polished floors. He dances around the room like an idiot, and swings his Fruit by the Foot like a banner. He takes a nibble every once in a while, but is mostly lost in the beat coming from the stereo.

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Out on the lawn, Quatre's reading the paper and drinking his morning tea, Trowa's tending his section of the garden, WuFei is getting ready to leave and head for the newly rebuilt L5 colony, and Heero is across from Quatre, bored to death since his laptop is in bad need of repair and being replaced by Howard.

".....Where is that music coming from?" Heero heard it first, but it was very faint.

"What music?" Quatre's deep in his paper and can't tell the real world from anything.

"Ask that baka, Duo." Wufei was halfway to the garage to get his motorcycle.

".... Come look at this." Trowa pulled himself up to look in the window.

._. "Do you see that?" Quatre pointed to Duo dancing in his underwear, braid and giant sugar stripe swinging wildly.

"Yep. That is one long braid." Trowa finished looking and went back to the garden.