Lina: I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat.
Gourry: I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat.
Amelia: Don't worry, Lina-san! Gourry-san! We'll be at Filia-san's in just a little while.
Zelgadis: ::looks down at his map:: Hmm… If we turn left we'll be there in thirty minutes.
Lina: What? I hear food calling me! ::gets excited:: Let's go, Gourry!
Gourry: Hai, Lina!
Narrator: Lina and Gourry take off with a Raywing.
Zelgadis: Might as well follow. Let's go Amelia.
Amelia: Hai.
Scene: Filia's house: Filia's bedroom...
Narrator: There are noises heard of serious...er, uh, ::blushes::
Amelia: What's wrong Narrator-san?
Narrator: N-nothing! Ok back to the story...
Filia: Hurry up Xellos... we don't have all day. ::Is spread eagle on the bed::
Xellos: I'm hurrying ::mutters while fumbling with a condom:: hmm How do these things work again?
Filia: This always happens... Baka Namagomi ::takes the condom from Xellos:: Like this...
Xellos: Ah! That's how it is! Oh wait... keep rubbing me right there... yeah...
Narrator: There is a knock at the door.
Filia: ::sits up:: I thought I just heard a knock
Xellos: It's your imagination. ::takes Filia's hand:: Come on let's finish.
Narrator: Another knock is heard
Xellos !@#$%$#@! ::mumbles:: Just when it was getting good. ::grabs his robe:: You stay there... I'll be back in a minute. ::mumbles again:: After I kill whoever is at the door.
Filia: ::smiles:: Alright, Xel-honey ^_^
Xellos: ::walks off and answers door:: What do you want?
Lina: Huh? Xellos? What are you doing here?
Amelia: Xellos-san?
Xellos: Iyaa! I didn't know Lina-tachi was on their way her! What a surprise! ::twitches:: I got up from a warm bed for this?
Gourry: What did you say?
Xellos: N-nothing
Lina: You still didn't answer my question! Anyway, where is Filia?
Xellos: Filia-san? W-well, er, sore wa-
Zelgadis: ::Grabs Xellos by the neck:: Don't think about it.
Xellos: Why Zel! I didn't know you cared!
Zelgadis: What did you do to Filia?
Lina: That's right! If you are here then Filia must be in danger! We must save her from you're evil plans! ::poses::
Xellos: ::thinking:: There's a nice thought
Amelia: Lina-san! Those are my lines!
Gourry: Don't worry Amelia. ::pats Amelia on her shoulders::
Filia: Xel-honey? Is something wrong? ::walks forward, tying her robe::
Lina, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Gourry: Xel-honey?!
Xellos: ::Thinking:: there goes my reputation ::aloud:: F-Filia... what are you doing? I said I'd take care of it!
Filia: Well Xellos... you were taking a long time and I- Huh? L-L-Lina-san?!
Xellos: Baka Dragon... they never listen.
Lina: Filia! Xellos! W-what-?!
Filia: ::doesn't hear Lina:: What do you mean Baka dragon?! Namagomi!
Xellos: Namagomi?!
Filia: Hai! Namagomi! ::Sticks out tongue::
Xellos: Ha! Is that all you can do?! ::sticks out tongue and stretches to side of his mouth with his index finger::
Filia: ::fumes:: I need some tea...
Xellos: ::continues to annoy her::
Lina: DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT, CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD THAT FLOWS! BURIED IN THE FLOW OF TIME...
Gourry: O-Oi! Lina! You're casting the dragon slave!
Amelia: Lina-san! ::hugs Lina, trying to stop her from casting the dragon slave:: You'll destroy the village!
Xellos: ::Still doesn't hear Lina:: Cockroach?! How could you call me a Cockroach! ::Aura flares::
Filia: ::aura flares too::
Lina, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Gourry: ::pause to open their eyes wide and watch Filia and Xellos, not bothering to stop either one of them::
Lina: Gourry! Where'd you get that popcorn?
Gourry: ::Shrugs::
Narrator: Filia and Xellos's Aura's go to battle... well try... It seems that their powers cannot fight each other and instead cancel each other out!
Filia and Xellos: Nani?! How can that be?!
Lina, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Gourry: Sugoi!
Xellos: F-Filia... It seems that our powers cannot fight each other and instead cancel each other out!
Filia: ::Starry eyes:: Xellos...
Xellos: Filia... (Author's note: Sounds like how Ishida-san said Layla in the Fish people episode, Slayers TRY)
Narrator: Filia and Xellos proceed to a deep kissing match.
Lina, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Gourry: ::Sweatdrop::
Xellos: ::looks at Lina-tachi:: Well, er, we've got to go settle something. Ja ne! ::teleports him and Filia out::
Lina: Argh! I didn't get to get any food!!!
Scene: Roadside...
Lina: I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat.
Gourry: I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat. I'm tired. I wanna eat.
Amelia: Don't worry, Lina-san! Gourry-san! We'll be at Martina and Zangulus's castle in just a little while.
Zelgadis: ::looks down at his map:: Hmm… If we turn left we'll be there in thirty minutes.
Lina: What? I hear food calling me! ::gets excited:: Let's go, Gourry!
Gourry: Hai, Lina!
Narrator: Lina and Gourry take off with a Raywing.
Zelgadis: Might as well follow. Let's go Amelia.
Amelia: Hai.
End!