Tracey Becomes An Organ Donor
by Goggle
Once day, our "heroes" Ash, Misty, and Tracey, were walking along a road. They were lost. As always. Suddenly a rabid Raticate runs up and bites Tracey in the leg. "Aargh!" he says. They rush him to the nearest Pokemon Center. "Nurse Joy!", Ash says, "Tracey is in trouble!" Nurse Joy says, "Uh...thats nice, but I can't be bothered with this! I have to take care of all the sick and hurt little Pokemon!" Then Misty says, "He was bitten by a rabid Raticate!" Nurse Joy jumps to her feet and says, "A rabid Raticate! A bite from one could be fatal!"
The audience applauds.
Meanwhile....
Brock is doing stuff for Professor Ivy. I don't know what and I don't want to know what. He says, "I wish I could see Professor Ivy. Then doing all this stuff would be worthwile. Oh, if only I had eyes."
Meanwhile...
Tracy is dying. More applause. With his last ounce or whatever of strength he says,
"G-guys?" Misty stares at him thinking "Why won't he die already?" Ash has tears in his eyes. "If I die," Tracy says, "Will you take care of my Pokemon for me?" Ash says a extremely tearful "Y-y-yes, Tracey," and Misty yawned and said "Yeah, whatever."
Then..........
Tracy Dies.
Words can't express our happiness.
Or maybe they can.
Sweet Lampreys of Santa Fe! He's Dead!
Ash was crying like Kurt Angle at the Olympics. Nurse Joy said, "Finally! Ok, now that he's dead, would you like him to be an organ donor?" "Huh?" Ash said. Nurse Joy said, "His are taken out of his dead body and put in people who need new organs. Ash said, "Ok." Misty said, "Ewwwww."
Meanwhile...
The phone rang.
Brock picked it up.
"Hello, is Brock there?"
"Yes he is."
"Good news Mr.....uh....Brock. We found a donor."
"Yipeee! I'm gonna be able to see again!"
Later...
Brock is reunited with Ash and Misty. He keeps on talking about some sort of operation. The says he is getting new eyes. Finally its time for Brock to get his new eyes. They ask the doctor, "How did you get these eyes?" The doctor said, "A donor. He donated them. A young man named....Tracey Sketchit." Ash was crying. He does that alot in this story. "Tracey....he.......well at least his eyes will be put into a good body.." Misty added, "Yeah, with a small brain!"
The operation went through smoothly.
Except....
The doctor said, "We have a problem. Sure, Brock will have eyes, but he will view everything like the person who originally had the eyes, the one you call...Tracey."
Everyone is okay. They are lost for another 5 or so years and then they make it back to Pallet Town. Professor Oak says, "Hello all! What happened to Tracey?" "He....got bitten by a rabid Raticate!" Ash said. Ash and Oak start crying. Misty lets out her Pokemon and everyone rides on them in the waves of tears. After a few days, they leave.
And they are lost again. As usual. But before they go to sleep...
"Ash, I have to ask you something."
"What, Brock?" Ash was always happy to help.
"Whenever I see Professor Oak, why do I also see these little pink hearts?"
THE END
by Goggle
Once day, our "heroes" Ash, Misty, and Tracey, were walking along a road. They were lost. As always. Suddenly a rabid Raticate runs up and bites Tracey in the leg. "Aargh!" he says. They rush him to the nearest Pokemon Center. "Nurse Joy!", Ash says, "Tracey is in trouble!" Nurse Joy says, "Uh...thats nice, but I can't be bothered with this! I have to take care of all the sick and hurt little Pokemon!" Then Misty says, "He was bitten by a rabid Raticate!" Nurse Joy jumps to her feet and says, "A rabid Raticate! A bite from one could be fatal!"
The audience applauds.
Meanwhile....
Brock is doing stuff for Professor Ivy. I don't know what and I don't want to know what. He says, "I wish I could see Professor Ivy. Then doing all this stuff would be worthwile. Oh, if only I had eyes."
Meanwhile...
Tracy is dying. More applause. With his last ounce or whatever of strength he says,
"G-guys?" Misty stares at him thinking "Why won't he die already?" Ash has tears in his eyes. "If I die," Tracy says, "Will you take care of my Pokemon for me?" Ash says a extremely tearful "Y-y-yes, Tracey," and Misty yawned and said "Yeah, whatever."
Then..........
Tracy Dies.
Words can't express our happiness.
Or maybe they can.
Sweet Lampreys of Santa Fe! He's Dead!
Ash was crying like Kurt Angle at the Olympics. Nurse Joy said, "Finally! Ok, now that he's dead, would you like him to be an organ donor?" "Huh?" Ash said. Nurse Joy said, "His are taken out of his dead body and put in people who need new organs. Ash said, "Ok." Misty said, "Ewwwww."
Meanwhile...
The phone rang.
Brock picked it up.
"Hello, is Brock there?"
"Yes he is."
"Good news Mr.....uh....Brock. We found a donor."
"Yipeee! I'm gonna be able to see again!"
Later...
Brock is reunited with Ash and Misty. He keeps on talking about some sort of operation. The says he is getting new eyes. Finally its time for Brock to get his new eyes. They ask the doctor, "How did you get these eyes?" The doctor said, "A donor. He donated them. A young man named....Tracey Sketchit." Ash was crying. He does that alot in this story. "Tracey....he.......well at least his eyes will be put into a good body.." Misty added, "Yeah, with a small brain!"
The operation went through smoothly.
Except....
The doctor said, "We have a problem. Sure, Brock will have eyes, but he will view everything like the person who originally had the eyes, the one you call...Tracey."
Everyone is okay. They are lost for another 5 or so years and then they make it back to Pallet Town. Professor Oak says, "Hello all! What happened to Tracey?" "He....got bitten by a rabid Raticate!" Ash said. Ash and Oak start crying. Misty lets out her Pokemon and everyone rides on them in the waves of tears. After a few days, they leave.
And they are lost again. As usual. But before they go to sleep...
"Ash, I have to ask you something."
"What, Brock?" Ash was always happy to help.
"Whenever I see Professor Oak, why do I also see these little pink hearts?"
THE END