Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

A/N: This makes absolutely no sense what so ever! Because I make no sense what so ever! Have a Nice Day J

The Duo Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

I've been taking anti acids for nearly 12 hours because of Wufei's crummy cooking.
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

Dou left his collection of Superman comics on my floor.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

Duo go away!   
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

I'm warning you
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

Or maybe it was January
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Trowa we need some more fire wood!
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Relena-

Poor Relena. *sigh* Oh well! (You see Heero doing a happy little dance)
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Relena-

Rare and radiant?!? You mean scary and annoying!
Nameless here for evermore.

Thank God!

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Who left the window open?

Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

Hey! The window isn't open!

 So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."

(Shakingly)G-Go away whoever you are, b-before I pop ya full of lead!

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

What am I doing? I'm acting like a chicken!
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

Excuse me but what are you doing knocking at my door in the middle of the night!
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

I was trying to sleep here!
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"-

I was trying to ignore you!

 here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.

I'm not playing hide and go seek with anybody tonight, so bug off!

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering,
fearing,

 Wufei? That is you right?

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;

Trowa?
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,

 Quatra?
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Relena!"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Relena!"-

She's coming for me! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (Heero runs around the room shrieking in terror)
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

(Heero is zoned out chanting) She's coming for me. She's coming for me. She's coming for me.
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice:

You'll never take me alive!
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore-
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
'Tis the wind and nothing more."

Calm down Heero. You're overreacting that's it. Calm down.

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and  flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore;

It was only a raven
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed  he;

Wait a minute…
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-

That bird looks exactly like…
Perched upon a statue of Zechs just above my chamber door-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

DUO!

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Duo's a bird!
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no  craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore-

So you're the thing that has been keeping me awake!
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven Duo, "Forevermore."

Much I marveled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as "Forevermore."

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Can't you say anything else?
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered-
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown
before-
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "Forevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,

Stop saying that!
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Forever- forevermore'."

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,

Ok, I can play this game too.
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and
door;
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-

Heero: Is my Gundam Wing Zero?

Raven Duo: Forevermore

Heero: Ok…Is the sun out yet?

Duo: Forevermore

Heero: Ah Ha! Look the sun is not out!

As soon as the words left his mouth the sun came up.

Raven Duo: Forevermore

Heero: Whatever
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking "Forevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (translation) Boring
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, forevermore!

Then methought the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

What's that smell?
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee- by these angels he  hath sent thee
Respite- respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Relena!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Relena's perfume  

You brought Relena!!!!!!!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Relena!"

Is th-that…Relena coming?
Quoth the Raven, "Forevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!-

How could you do this to me!!!!!!!!!
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"

Please tell me there is an escape from Relena!
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Ah! So you can say something else!

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil- prophet still, if bird or  devil!

She can't be coming here it's not possible!!!!
By that Heaven that bends above us- by that God we both adore-
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels  devil name Relena-
Clasp a rare scary and radiant annoying maiden whom the angels devil name Relena."

Isn't Relena dead?
Quoth the Raven, "Forevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend," I shrieked,  upstarting-

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! A Zombie is after me!
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Relena: HEERO!!!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the bust above my door!

Relena: Thanks Duo, I wouldn't have found him without you.
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my  door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

(Heero gives Duo a death glare)

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the
floor;

Relena: Come back Heero I haven't finished using you as my model for my dress.

Heero: Why do you have to use me?

 Relena: Because you fit my dresses perfectly and you look so cute in pink.

Heero: DUO!!

Duo: Nevermore!
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted- nevermore!

-- THE END --