Dumbledores Stupid Prank
Disclaimer: NO i do NOT own any characters okay? so if you wanna sue,all u'll get is a hundred somthin books and some gum, so don't sue.
Authorsnote: this, like most of my humor fics is really whackedout,crazy,pointless, and sometimes vwery stupid! basicly it's PWP. Enjoy:)
P.S. Today is my Birthday*does a jig* i'm thirteen and i should be able to post chapter 18 of bells Are Ringing later today!
ciao
story Key:
D=Dumbledore
H=Harry
M=McGongall
S=Snape
SDE=soundeffect or background sounds
=pauise/silence
Now, on with the story!
H: *Knocks on office door*
D: "Who is it?"
H: "It's Harry Potter sir"
D: "I knew it was you. I could smell ya from the gargoyle entrance.
Yous was here last night too, wasn't ya?"
H: * Looks confused*
H: "Er, No sir"
D: "Don't Lie! Yous was here wit ginny wasn't ya? Stealing my lemon drop candy!"
H: "Professor! I wasn't here last night! i swear! i don't even like lemon drops!"
D: "And yous was here wit Cho Chang too wasn't ya? stealing my candy!"
H: " Professor! n-no! i-I swear! I'd nev---"
D: " I believe ya."
H: "You do? That's a reliefe! I ---"
(AN: anyone know where this is going?)
D: " That's why I'm gonna give ya da count ta ten ta get ya lowdown,lying,cheating,stealing arse outta here!"
H: *Eyes widen in shock and disbeliefe*
D: "One,two,three, TEN!"
SDE: *bllllling! Bllllling*
H: *Drops to the floor,screams,rolls away from the door and falls down stairs*
SDE: *blood curdling scream* *thump*
D: *peeks out door*
D: *blushes in embarresment*
D: "Ooopps!"
M:*stares at crumpled body*
M: *Looks up at Dumbledore*
M: "Albus! i told you you shouldn't try to be a maurder!"
S: *Looks at body also*
S: *Face lights up*
S: "Albus! wonderful job! S'about time someone finished him off!"
H: *Sneaks up behind Snape with a club, a very HEAVY club*
H: *Lifts club and...*
SDE: *THUNK!*
S: *tongue falls out of mouth and looks dazed with birds and stars around his head, like the cartoons*
SDE: *THUMP*
Porky Pig: "th-th-tha-thats all Folks!"
Authorsnote:well? crazy ain't it? i think i've finally crossed the line between weird and insanity...don't you? anyway, R/R!
and in case u didn't know, I got the idea off Home Alone 2, except for the last part of course. :)
Disclaimer: NO i do NOT own any characters okay? so if you wanna sue,all u'll get is a hundred somthin books and some gum, so don't sue.
Authorsnote: this, like most of my humor fics is really whackedout,crazy,pointless, and sometimes vwery stupid! basicly it's PWP. Enjoy:)
P.S. Today is my Birthday*does a jig* i'm thirteen and i should be able to post chapter 18 of bells Are Ringing later today!
ciao
story Key:
D=Dumbledore
H=Harry
M=McGongall
S=Snape
SDE=soundeffect or background sounds
=pauise/silence
Now, on with the story!
H: *Knocks on office door*
D: "Who is it?"
H: "It's Harry Potter sir"
D: "I knew it was you. I could smell ya from the gargoyle entrance.
Yous was here last night too, wasn't ya?"
H: * Looks confused*
H: "Er, No sir"
D: "Don't Lie! Yous was here wit ginny wasn't ya? Stealing my lemon drop candy!"
H: "Professor! I wasn't here last night! i swear! i don't even like lemon drops!"
D: "And yous was here wit Cho Chang too wasn't ya? stealing my candy!"
H: " Professor! n-no! i-I swear! I'd nev---"
D: " I believe ya."
H: "You do? That's a reliefe! I ---"
(AN: anyone know where this is going?)
D: " That's why I'm gonna give ya da count ta ten ta get ya lowdown,lying,cheating,stealing arse outta here!"
H: *Eyes widen in shock and disbeliefe*
D: "One,two,three, TEN!"
SDE: *bllllling! Bllllling*
H: *Drops to the floor,screams,rolls away from the door and falls down stairs*
SDE: *blood curdling scream* *thump*
D: *peeks out door*
D: *blushes in embarresment*
D: "Ooopps!"
M:*stares at crumpled body*
M: *Looks up at Dumbledore*
M: "Albus! i told you you shouldn't try to be a maurder!"
S: *Looks at body also*
S: *Face lights up*
S: "Albus! wonderful job! S'about time someone finished him off!"
H: *Sneaks up behind Snape with a club, a very HEAVY club*
H: *Lifts club and...*
SDE: *THUNK!*
S: *tongue falls out of mouth and looks dazed with birds and stars around his head, like the cartoons*
SDE: *THUMP*
Porky Pig: "th-th-tha-thats all Folks!"
Authorsnote:well? crazy ain't it? i think i've finally crossed the line between weird and insanity...don't you? anyway, R/R!
and in case u didn't know, I got the idea off Home Alone 2, except for the last part of course. :)