Featuring Ash, Pikachu, Cid, and Bart
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Now, a few hours later, the party is in full swing!!!! However, everyone's gotten tired from making dumb jokes, and they need something better to do.
Ash: So, what can we do now?
Pikachu: Pika pi (dance!)
Everyone: No way, I can't dance!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!! *uses thundershock*
Everyone: Actually, we meant to say that we really want to dance!
Pikachu: Pi Pi Pikachu! (All right, I start first!)
Cloud: Just a minute, Pikachu. *Signals everyone else, except Ash, into a huddle* You know what guys? Let's boot the rat and the kid out!
Barret: Good idea! They're such )@(%&*$)@)*%&(^#@_*s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fei: So, what's the brilliant plan, Cloud?
Cloud: While he's dancing, either Tifa or Elly boots them out the window.
Tifa and Elly: Why do we have to hurt the adorable mouse?
Margie: Because they were stowaways on our ship!!!
Bart: They should pay for that!
Pikachu: Pi Pi Pikachu!!!! (Hurry up, I want to start dancing!) *Runs over to group*
Barret: Maybe we should go outside and finish this. *Everyone goes outside*
Margie: I'll push him out the window!!
Cloud: Great! Fei, pick something for him and Ash to dance to.
Fei: How about 'Sex Machine?'
Bart: Uh, just because you think you're one........*Gives him weird look*
Elly: But he IS one!!!!!! Um, never mind. *Starts running to Yggdrasil* I've gotta go find Chu-chu!
Bart: I know, we can use that $%*@%) Pokemon theme song. You know, the I want to be the Very Best crap.
Barret: Good idea! We can use that. *Everyone runs inside*
Tifa: We picked a song for you guys!
Ash: WHAT? I WANNA KNOW!
Margie: How does the Pokemon Theme Song sound to you? *snickers as she imagines Ash flying out the window*
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!! (YAY!!!!!!!)
Cloud: OK, let's play the song- oh wait a minute, do we even have a tape player?
*Everyone searches all over the cabin for a radio*
Fei: Uh, nooooooooooooo
Margie: Forget it! I'm just gonna punch you stowaways out of the cabin right now! *Does some amazing combinations and sends Ash and Pikachu flying out the window*
Ash: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone listens for a bunch of bones cracking. And listened......and listened and listened.
Barret: _(^%(_*%@#)(!!!!!! Why didn't we hear anything falling?
Sound from up above: Yeeha! We caught the ugly little things!
Another voice: Actually, they landed on the Highwind, Cid. Besides, you fly like a maniac. Who else do you think does dive bombs in people's backyards?
Cloud: CID!!!!!!! Always ruining our fun........... *The Highwind lands next to the Yggdrasil. Out climbs...Cid!!!*
Barret: Hey! Long time no see? Who else is with you?
Cid: Aeris, but she went out the back door to converse with a girl she saw in that junk pile over there. motions toward the Yggdrasil
Bart: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING A JUNK PILE???? That happens to be my ship, the Yggdrasil?
Cid: That piece of crap is a plane? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Starts laughing wildly
Bart: It just needs to be repaired! Besides, it's a lot better than the Highwind! All you have is that (*%(& operations room!
Cid: Well, at least I'm the cooler pilot!
Bart: No, I'm better and so is my ship!
Cid: The Highwind is!
Bart: Yggdrasil!
Cid: Highwind!
Bart: Yggdrasil!
Ash: *From the plane* Uh, do you think someone could get me and Pikachu down from here? *Everyone stares at them, having forgotten they existed*
Tifa: There's a ladder on the left side of the plane.
Pikachu: Pik! (Thanks!) *Ash and Pikachu head down the ladder*
Bart: Now, where were we Cid?
Cid: The Highwind is better!
Bart: Yggdrasil! And I'm gonna prove it to you! Feel the wrath of Bart! *Takes out whip and is about to kill Cid when Aeris and Elly come running out of the Yggdrasil*
Aeris: We could hear you guys fighting all the way in the gear room!
Elly: Men are soooooo stupid. Except Fei, of course. *Smiles and winks at him*
Aeris: So, anyway, we decided a good way for you to settle your dispute.
Bart and Cid: HOW??
Elly: We need to call the author in and ask her!
Mystery Author: Did I hear myself called into my own fanfic?
Cloud: We need you to solve this terrible problem. Which combination is better, Cid and the Highwind, or Bart and the Yggdrasil?
Mystery Author: They both win.
Margie: Huh?
Mystery Author: See, Cid is cooler then Bart. But Bart, the Yggdrasil is better than the Highwind.
Tifa: So you're not actually going to put one over the other?
Mystery Author: Nope!
Cid and Bart: )@%_&(*^$(_(*#@_*#!*(&_(*&#))(#!*&@%@)+(+%#(+&~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mystery Author: Now, can I leave?
Aeris: Sure!
Elly: Thanks for the help!
Mystery Author: No problem. *Leaves fanfic*
Barret: Now, can we all go back inside?
Everyone: Good idea *Everyone is sick and tired of walking outside and inside, so they hope they get to stay inside*
Ash: So, we're right back where we were an hour ago. Only we have more guests.
Aeris: That's me! *winks*
Cloud: Uh Aeris, by the way, how did you come back from the dead?
Aeris: Oh, I have a few aces up my sleeve.....
Cid: It was the weirdest thing. She just showed up at my house and demanded to be taken to the party by means of the Highwind. She said something about that being a fantasy of hers.
Cloud: Oh yeah, I promised her a ride on it before we met you.
Tifa: YOU DID???? Grrrrrrrrrrr............. *Runs to Cloud and puts her arm over his shoulder*
Everyone notices the tension and needs a way to stop it- fast!
Bart: I KNOW! We should order a pizza!
Margie: Great idea, cousin!
Cid: I'll dial! *Picks up phone* Hello, we'd like 20 pizzas, triple anchovies on all of them, we're 9999 RPG Lane....
Phone: alnvpodsknvpoiuthgpaiojwvaskndaoisdhapoh[sdf
Cid: WHAT? You're charging us extra because you have to drive extra far to deliver it?
Phone: aosdvnplkscvnaiosudgyknsapokfpousfhwflkl;asdolzl;loaooas
Cid: Yeah, whatever you *#%@&*! OK, bye. *Hangs up phone* Well guys, the pizza's on it's way. You know, I could've sworn I recognized that voice from some video game. Oh well, probably just me.
Elly: I know what we can do while we wait for our pizza?
Fei: What is it, my sweet honey bunch? *Everyone except Elly and Fei gags*
Elly: We should play Truth or Dare!
All females: GREAT IDEA!!!!!! I LOVE TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!
All males (except Ash): Ugh, I hate truth or Dare. Let's go drink beer and get wasted instead.
Ash: I like truth or dare! *All the other males start to beat up Ash*
Females: All right, all of us and Ash will play! You guys go do whatever.....
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu Pi Chu! (I'm going into the Yggdrasil to hang out with Chu-chu)
Cloud: Come on guys, let's go watch some porn.
Aeris: Cloud! I'm disappointed in you!
Tifa: And remember, you guys promised you wouldn't watch porn if we held this party! *Gives them the finger*
Margie: Yeah, you promised!
Barret: &%^$#*@^(@^*^*!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: *$&@(*&%^((@*%& *&*&@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fei: I guess we'll just play your crappy game, then.
Females: YES!!!!!!!!! Coed Truth or dare!!!!!!!
Margie: Who gets to go first?
Elly: We'll let the author decide.
Mystery Author: Oh God, that's the second time I've been called in! Well, I want to nominate someone who hasn't caused too much trouble in this party yet. So, I nominate..............AERIS!!!!!!
Aeris: Wow, thank you thank you, I really don't deserve this honor, I just want to thank all of the following people who helped me receive this wonderful nomination, first of all-
Cloud: Aeris? *Smiles*
Aeris: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: Shut up!
Aeris: Uh, sorry. OK, I'll first ask truth or dare to, uh,.......um, ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash, Truth or Dare?
Ash: Hmm, well I've picked truth the last 11 times and gotten the exact same question, so I guess I'll pick dare.
Bart: I can't believe you play this &%^(#@ game that often!
Ash: Shaddup....
Aeris: OK then, does anyone know how soon the pizza should be here? *Cid glances up at the clock*
Cid: Probably a couple minutes from now, if Domino's estimates were correct.
Aeris: Perfect! Ash, when the pizza guy gets here, I want you to give him or her a kiss and say, I Love you!!!!!
Ash: EEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!! WHAT IF IT'S A GUY????
All males: Gay fag, gay fag, haha, gay fag!
Margie: This is shaping up to be an interesting evening......Doorbell rings
Fei: Yay! Pizza's here!
Tifa: Time for you to do the honors, Ash.
Ash: Oh God, sigh, this is going to be a story to tell my grandkids someday, I guess. *Opens door and, without noting who the deliverer is, gives her a kiss* Honey, I love you!!!!!!
Pizza delivery girl: You do? Ash? Takes off hat to reveal that she is........Misty!
Ash: AHHHHH!!!!!! I just kissed MISTY!!!!!!! EWWW!!!!!!!
Aeris: Congratulations on completing the dare, Ash!
Ash: *%^@(&)%^*^(*&(*$)
Barret: That's odd, I thought the kid didn't know how to swear.
Bart: So, looks like another guest has arrived at our party. Did you come this way as a joke?
Misty: Guest? Party? I'm just working for Dominos!
Fei: I guess you didn't get Ash's invitation yet....
Ash: Uh, hehe....
Margie: ASH!!!!! You didn't invite her?
Misty: You stupid jerk! *Kicks Ash out the other window*
Ash: Why do I have to do this AGAIN in this part?
Elly: So, anyway, welcome to the party! Now, can we get back to Truth or Dare?
Cid: After seeing what happened to him, I don't really want to play.
Some other people: I kind of agree.
Tifa: OK, how about everyone who doesn't want to play leaves? *Ash walks back in*
Ash: Owwww, I think I want to go hang out with Pikachu instead. *Heads to the Yggdrasil*
Cid: I think I'm gonna turn in........ *Goes up to a bedroom*
Barret: Cloud and I are going to go exploring..... *walks outside to the forest*
Fei: Elly and I are going to the cellar to, uh, write stories!
Elly: Yeah, write stories! *Both get up and head to a bedroom*
Margie: Uh, the cellar is that way.
Elly and Fei: Yeah, we know. *Continues walking toward bedroom*
Bart: Uh, haven't you guys had enough of that today? *Gets nasty looks from Elly and Fei*
Aeris: Leave them alone, Bart. Ahhhh, young love. It must be so sweet........
Misty: So, who's left then? I just got here, was ready to play Truth or Dare, and everyone left!
Tifa: Well, it looks like the following people are present: Aeris, Margie, Bart, Misty, and me.
Bart: *&(%(^@#*!!!!! How did I get stuck playing this anyway?
Margie: Cause I'm your cousin, and I'm a girl?
Aeris: So, should we continue playing?
Misty: Well, let's decide in part three whether we want to or not.
Tifa: Good idea..............
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To Be Continued..........