The RPG Party- Part 8: Once A Spy, Always A Spy
Featuring Citan, Cait Sith....and the Animorphs
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Aeris: Sigh, things have gotten boring since Fei and Elly left. I wish they'd hurry up.
Cid: Yeah, I miss their &%@^ sex jokes.
Misty: Although walking in on them wasn't fun, it spiced up my life...
Tifa: Hey! That's a Spice Girls Song!
Cid: Blech, don't even remind me about them. *The conversation ends, with everyone sitting around twiddling their thumbs*
Ash: Misty, doesn't this remind you of "A Pointless Pokemon Fanfic?"
Misty: Uh, yeah. But at least we were having fun boring everyone to death then.
Maria: I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Got what?
Maria: What we should do. How about a fashion show?
Emeralda: Wow, that sounds great!
Margie: I'd love to!
Bart: Wait a minute. I don't want to be in a @%*^@ fashion show! Why do we always have to go along with the girls?
Maria: Because girls outnumber guys right now.
Barret: That's bullshit! Let me count! *starts counting* Hmmm, Aeris, Tifa, Misty, Margie, Maria, Emeralda. That's 6. Um, me, Cid, Cloud, Bart, Ash. That's 5. Hey! they do outnumber us! *starts snorting in disgust*
Aeris: So we're having that fashion show!
From behind the commotion: Actually, guys outnumber girls 7 to 6.
Misty: Huh? How did that happen?
Another voice: Take a look behind you. *Everyone looks. To their surprise, Citan and Cait Sith are standing there*
Citan: I see we stopped by just in time to stop a fashion show.
Cid: That's, uh, great. But you're making me nervous. How come two #@%@ spies had to show up at the same time? Makes you wanna be suspicious.
Cait Sith: Uh, we're uh, of course, um, yeah we're not, uh spying for anything!
Margie: Still, we'll be watching you *Glares at Citan*
Tifa: You too, Cait Sith. *Glares at Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: Whoa Tifa, did you know that when you lean down like that you can see right down your- *Tifa turns him upsidown*
Cloud: Haha, that's Reeve talking!
Chu-chu: Chu look like me!
Cait Sith: *now right side up* Yeah, but in real life, I'm just a person talking through a stuffed mog.
Citan: Maybe you guys could split up. The girls can have a fashion show while we do- uh, something else.
Maria: OK! Come on guys! Let's go give each other makeovers! *Takes off to a bedroom*
Emeralda: Wait for the rest of us! *Grab tons of makeup kits and go upstairs*
Cloud: OK, so what do we do now?
Bart: Do you even have to ask? We obviously do something the girls wouldn't let us do!
Cait Sith: What would that include?
Bart: Don't know...
Ash: How about we explore the cellar?
Barret: That $*(^%(*@$# sounds like something the girls would approve!
Ash: If you don't agree, Pikachu is going to use it's strongest attack!
Cid: Ooooh, I've felt him thunder me, let's just say it's &$%^ painful. Let's go.
Citan: Uh, Cait Sith and I want to stay up here to, uh, play with chu-chu!
Cait Sith: yeah! *gives evil look*
Barret: *To himself* I just don't trust them..............
Ash: Hurry up, Barret!
Barret: Hold yer horses! I'm coming! *heads downstairs*
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Dress try on session in the Bedroom
Aeris: Ooooh, what color should I wear?
Tifa: light yellow
Misty: What are you talking about, Tifa? That would fade her out.
Tifa: Grrrr, ruining my plan again......
Margie: Besides, Cloud doesn't like either of you, remember?
Tifa: Oh. Sorry Aeris. I'd say that a blue would look nice on you. *hands her a dress*
Aeris: Thanks Tifa! *puts on dress*
Tifa: Now me! Pick between the dresses.
Maria: I can't believe you brought all these clothes, Tifa. And in all our sizes!
Tifa: Well, hehe, I was kinda hoping we'd all have a dress-up party...
Emeralda: That's OK, we like them too!
Misty: You should wear one with a dark colored top, light colored bottom because light emphasizes and dark hides.
Tifa: WHAT? You want me to de-emphasize my boobs?
Aeris: They'd look less, uh like you had cosmetic surgery then.
Tifa: Uh, I did have cosmetic surgery, hehe. Oh well, I guess this one will work. *puts on a dress with dark red top and faded yellow bottom*
Misty: OK, my turn!
Aeris: Aww, you're adorable Misty, even without a dress.
Misty: Oh, I know I am!!! *winks*
Maria: *gags*
Aeris: How about an orangy dress, to go with your beautiful hair?
Misty: *Looks at dress* Oh, it's *so* me! *puts it on*
Margie: Give me one, too. I don't care what it looks like.
Tifa: Hmm, how about a green dress for you? It would bring out your eyes. *hands her dress*
Aeris: And you, Maria, we need to get something floral. It would emphasize your youthfulness and baby face. Here, take this one. *hands her dress*
Maria: Thanks Aeris! I want you to be my big sister!
Tifa: So, do we have everyone?
Emeralda: No! You forgot me!
Aeris: Sorry about that. Hmm, that light green color looks nice on you. Tifa, get her a dress that color. *Tifa finds dress and hands it to her*
Emeralda: OK, so we all have dresses on. Now what are we going to do?
Tifa: Makeup!
Aeris: Hairstyles! And girl talk, of course!
Misty: Girl talk? Oh boy!
Maria: Let's start now!
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With the 5 Guys in the Cellar
Ash: Oh boy! This is soooooo exciting!
Cid: What are you &*^$#@%& talking about? This is even more boring than drinking tea with Shera!
Barret: I thought you were in love with Shera.
Cid: *muttering* Shut up, you &*%*#......
Cloud: Cid likes Shera? REALLY?
Barret: Someday Cloud, I'm going to hit you with a board......
Bart: So, what exactly is down here?
Ash: WOW! Lots of food! I get it first! *Looks more closely* Eww, yuck, it's moldy!
Cid: All it is is some *&%@ tables and dead fish. Let's go back up.
Ash: *looks casually over his shoulder* Look, there's another room off to the side! Let's go exploooooooooooring!
Bart: Oh, beep beep, come on, follow the kid.....
Barret: Yeah, whatever...... *Everyone walks into the room and are surprised it actually has something cool*
Ash: WOW! 8 computers! With Windows 98! Cool!
Cid: Wow, something good actually is down here.
Barret: *turns on computer* Hey, it has AOL 4.0. Let's go into a chatroom.
Bart: Sounds cool.
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With Citan and Cait Sith
Cait Sith: Are you sure this is going to work, Citan?
Citan: Of course. Besides, I was a much better spy than you!
Cait Sith: What????!!!!!!!!! You are not, you %$#^!!!!!
Citan: Yes I am, you &@*(%!
Cait Sith: @&*%^!!!!
Citan: &*@@(%#*&!!!!
Cait Sith: *(@%(@*%!!!!!!
Citan: Uh, we'd better stop. We're starting to sound like teenagers, not grown ups.
Cait Sith: Yeah, no kidding! *notices a bunch of birds* Hey, it looks like they might have arrived.
Citan: Hmm, possibly. Although bird morphs are an odd thing to use..... *The forms demorph into the forms of Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Marco, and Cassie*
Cait Sith: Uh, what are the animorphs doing here?
Cassie: We heard rumors there was going to be trouble here.
Citan: Uh, trouble? We're just having a party.....
Jake: We heard rumors about Visser 3 appearing. So we came to check them out.
Cait Sith: Uh, no aliens here. Besides Ash, of course. Now, go home.
Rachel: Don't tell us to go home! We're the ANIMORPHS!!!!!!
Marco: We just do our Animorphs duty! *salutes humorously*
Citan: *sighs* Oh, I suppose you could stay. The guys are downstairs in the cellar and the girls are in one of the bedrooms.
Tobias: Thanks! We'll be going now! No offense, but kids our age are more fun to talk to! *The guys head downstairs and the girls go up*
Cait Sith: Uh oh, what if they ruin our plans?
Citan: No problem. We'll just have to call and get more reinforcements.
Cait Sith: *looks at watch* Two hours until doom! *Laughs*
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Girl Talk
Misty: Now that we're all doing our makeup, what can we talk about?
Tifa: Why, what girls always talk about, of course.
Aeris: Guys!
Margie: Wow, what a great topic! I love talking about guys!
Emeralda: Don't we all?
Maria: Well, does anyone here *like* someone here?
Tifa: Well, I've decided that I don't like Cloud anymore because of the moves he put on me in strip poker...
Aeris: Uh, I don't think you should be talking about that. Those four are a little young...
Tifa: Hehe, sorry. Anyway, I don't like him anymore.
Misty: Ash is nice enough, but he's a little young for me. I'm in love with almost everyone else in the cabin.
Aeris: Wow, I never would have thought of you as boy crazy, but....... anyway, I still like Cloud. Who do you like, Margie?
Margie: Uh, um........... Bart!
Maria: Isn't he your cousin?
Margie: Actually, we're really second cousins, so we far enough apart that we can get married. That wasn't in the game, so you wouldn't know that. Who's next? *Just as someone is about to talk, the door opens*
Rachel: Hey guys! What's up?
Emeralda: WOW! You guys are the Animorphs! I'm sooooo impressed! *Hands them paper to sign*
Cassie: *Signs paper* Thanks. But we're just normal kids. We want to talk about boys, too!
Misty: Do you guys like people, too?
Cassie: Yeah, I really like Jake. Sigh, he's so strong and masculine..........
Rachel: And I like Tobias.
Tifa: Isn't he a bird?
Rachel: Well, he is, but he could morph into himself and go over the limit at any time and become human....
Emeralda: So, we know who everyone likes. Except me and Margie, who don't like anyone. What should we talk about next? *scratches her head thoughtfully*
Misty: Hmmm, how about guys, uh, 'packages!' yeah!
Maria: Huh? What are they?
Margie: Come to another room, and I'll explain it to you. *Maria and Margie leave*
Aeris: Well, if that's what everyone wants to talk about, we'll do that.
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With The Guys Online
Barret: Now we're all online. There's nobody on my buddy list. How about you guys?
Bart: Chu-chu is on one of the computers on the Yggdrasil.
Ash: Pikachu is on the other Yggdrasil computer.
Cloud: And I have RedXIII on mine.
Cid: let's @#&* invite them all to a chat room. *Everyone with a buddy on invites them to a private chat*
Ash: I think we're ready. Let's do it! *figures emerge*
Marco: Hey, that's Rachel's line! You &#$@*^!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Oh, hi Animorphs. I read your books. You rock!
Jake: Say, thanks!
Tobias: So, we want to go online, too.
Cloud: Be my guest. *gestures toward three empty computers* Come into the chat room with us.
Barret: Are we &@*%^ ready now, or not?
Marco: We're ready!
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CHAT ROOM
ToughDude1: Hey, this is Barret!
HghwindPlt: Cid
Thndrshock: Pikachu
FeisGurl: Chu-Chu
Nanaki13: Red XIII
BBall7777: Jake
CoolDude: Marco
Birdboy14: Tobias
PkmnMaster: Ash
PsychoHair: Cloud
CrwnPrince: Bart
ToughDude1: Good! We're all here!
CoolDude: What should we talk about?
HghwindPlt: Are you coming to the party, Red?
Nanaki13: I'll be there as soon as I finish a meeting with the elders.
BBall7777: I haven't been online in so long!
Birdboy14: I forget how to type with hands.
Thndrshock: I can talk in English at a computer!
FeisGurl: And I can talk without saying 'Chu' every other word!
PkmnMaster: Yeah this is the only way I really talk to Pikachu!
PsychoHair: Hey this is boring and mindless. Why doesn't something happen!?!? *fatefull words*
VissrYeerk: Greetings, humans.
CoolDude: VISSER 3!!!!!!!
CrwnPrince: Dude your screen name sucks. What the hell is a Visser?
BBall7777: GET OUT OF HERE YOU &#*@^%!!!!!!
VissrYeerk: Take a look upstairs.
Birdboy14: Why?
VissrYeerk: JUST DO IT HUMAN SCUM!!!!!! *All computer screens go blank*
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Cid: That.......was strange.
Barret: Some @#%@ hacker.
Jake: NO! Visser 3 is real! We have to go up!
Tobias: Come on guys, let's go! *Marco, Jake, and Tobias run up*
Ash: Let's follow them! *Barret, Ash, Cid, Bart, and Cloud go up*
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With Citan and Cait Sith
Citan: Here they come!
Cait Sith: Hahahahaha!!!!!! *Visser 3 comes out of blade ship*
Visser 3: I have come, humans. What do you wish for me to do?
Citan: Crash the party!
Visser 3: Hmm, interesting. Sounds like a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
Cait Sith: Hurry up, you @&*%^!!!!!!!
Visser: I will begin now. *footsteps can be heard*
Marco: Not so fast, Visser 3!
Tobias: We won't let you get away with this!
Jake: Everyone! Battle morphs, now! *Jake morphs Tiger. Marco morphs Gorilla. Tobias morphs Hawk*
Barret: You @&#*% spies! I should've know you'd go this!
Cloud: Barret, use your gun! I'll use my sword!
Bart: I'll go get my gear!
Ash: PIKACHU!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! *The fight is now officially starting!*
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Back With the Girls
Tifa: So, shall we talk about 'packages?'
Margie: Yeah! *Suddenly, a rumble and a thoughtspeak voice from Jake to the Animorphs
Rachel: Oh no! Visser 3 is here!
Cassie: Come on, Rachel! Let's morph! *Rachel morphs elephant. Cassie morphs wolf*
Aeris: Tifa! Let's go fight!
Tifa: In these dresses?
Aeris: Tifa, we have to!
Misty: I'll use my pokemon!
Maria: Margie and I can't fight, so we'll stay here.... *Everyone else heads down to see Visser 3, Citan, and Cait Sith in a huge fight against everyone else*
Aeris: We'll help you, guys!
Cloud: Aeris! Stay out of this! *Visser 3 slices him* Actually............. you can join!
Cid: You @&#%*^@(*%&@(!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits Citan*
Bart: You spies suck!!!!! *Whomps Visser 3 with his gear*
Visser 3: For doing that, you will pay! *Walks outside and to the Yggdrasil. Tears it apart*
Bart: NO!!!!!!!!! IT WAS ALREADY DAMAGED AS IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!! &(*@^%(*
Marco: Take this, Visser 3! *Lifts him up and throws him to the ground*
Ash: Pikachu! Thundershock on the scorpion!
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Uses Thundershock*
Misty: Starmie! Attack it! *It cuts it's throat up*
Rachel: This is for my family! *Stomps on Visser 3*
Tobias: *Pokes Visser 3's eyes really hard*
Cassie: *Bares her jaws at Visser 3's leg*
Jake: *Also bites Visser 3*
Tifa: I'll get you! *Punches Visser 3*
Visser 3: Ha! You humans are weak and pitiful! *Continues killing everyone. Eventually, despite everyone's best efforts, everyone except Misty is lying on the ground, too tired to fight*
Misty: Oh.......my..........god.......... *is shaking*
Citan: Looks like all you have to do is finish her off! *Points at Misty*
Visser 3: I'm doing it!!!!!!!!!!! *Charges toward Misty*
Misty: Staryu, go! *Out pops Psyduck* NO!!!!!!!!!! PSYDUCK!!!!!!!! BAD TIMING!!!!!!! *Psyduck is running around in circles shouting 'psy!'*
Visser 3: You are pitiful! *Bashes Psyduck on the head*
Psyduck: *Gets a bad headache* PSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Uses confuse ray and disable at once*
Visser 3: Ugh.........I can't attack............ I'm feeling dizzy....... I think it's time to go............
Cait Sith: Hey! You didn't finish the job?
Visser 3: I.......will later.......... *gets on Blade Ship and leaves*
Misty: Ugh, I guess I'd better wake everyone up.......
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30 minutes later
Cassie: Jake! We survived! *They hug and kiss*
Tobias: We beat evil once again, Rachel. *They hug and kiss*
Marco: I think we'd better go, guys. There's more evil to be fought!
Rachel: You're right. Bye guys! It was........ uh, fun, I guess! *The Animorphs leave*
Barret: You @&%(@%* spies! *Shoots bullets at them*
Bart: Who you working for, anyway?
Cait Sith: Wellllll.................. uh..............
Cloud: Spit it out, you @*%&%s!!!!!!!
Citan: All right, we were working for Yuffie.
Tifa: YUFFIE? That girl is going to pay!
Maria: She's sure caused a lot of trouble.
Emeralda: yeah, even when she's not here!
Ash: I think it's time for you spies to go........
Misty: I would have to agree with that. *Looks at Psyduck, who is still out and has a headache* Psyduck, confuse!
Psyduck: PSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses it*
Citan: *really confused* uh........ we'll @&*%#^ go, my friends.
Cait Sith: Uh, yeah............ um, ............. bye! *they leave*
Aeris: That was strange.
Margie: And we didn't get to have our fashion show!
Ash: Oh, so that's why Misty is dressed up so @*%&%#@ funny....... *Misty slaps him*
Tifa: No problem! We can get fixed up and give it in part 9!
Emeralda: Great idea! You're a life saver! Let's go! *All the girls head upstairs*
Cid: I guess we have to @(#%^(*& watch it......
Barret: I guess so.
Ash: Oh well, if we survived that fight, we can survive this.......... I HOPE!!!!!!!
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To be continued.............