Features the RPG women, Brock's cheerleaders, a Sexy Masked Man...and Madonna and Austin Powers
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Aeris: Come on girls, let's go!
Misty: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!! *Ash grabs her*
Ash: We decided without conferring in the last 30 seconds that we don't want to watch your fashion show!
Tifa: You *&(@&%s!!!! You just agreed to in the last episode! And we're still in the exact some place!
Bart: We changed our mind.
Barret: Watching a damn fashion show is even worse than being blocked from watching porn!
Margie: We refuse to compromise our principles!
Cloud: Well, neither do we!
Cid: In fact, if you try to hold that fashion show, we'll beat you all up!
Maria: *Shudders when she remembers she's the smallest person there* Uh, actually maybe we can come up with some sort of compromise....
Billy: *from door* I have an idea!
Emeralda: Billy? Where were you last episode?
Billy: Well, the author wanted girls to outnumber guys during part 8, so she sent me in the Highwind to a place called Chocobo farms.
Aeris, Tifa, Cloud, Barret, Cid: YOU WENT TO CHOCOBO FARMS??????
Tifa: How was my precious little gold chocobo, Bobo, doing?
Cloud: You named it Bobo? Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! *Tifa glares at him*
Billy: Uh, actually, all the chocobos died. There were a bunch of human and chocobo skeletons.
Barret: Not my blue chocobo! It must've been Hojo doing genetic engineering! That bastard!
Cid: Say, that must be why the Highwind didn't get injured in Visser 3's attack like the Yggdrasil.
Bart: Quit reminding me about the @*(&%( Yggdrasil! I'll never be able to get it back to normal! *sobs*
Margie: It's OK, cousin. I'll help you when the party is over! *Gives him a hug*
Misty: All right, enough of this talk! I wanna hear Billy's idea! RIGHT NOW!
Ash: *under his breath* prissy, prissy bitch!
Misty: WHAT WAS THAT?
Ash: Uh, Abercrombie and Fitch?
Misty: Good.
Billy: Anyway, I think that the girls should do a strip show!
Aeris: WHAT? Are you aware that most of these girls are still children?
Cloud: Who cares! I think it's a great idea!
Bart: And we gotta make sure Tifa participates!
Tifa: Sigh, typical male minds........
Ash: This is sooooooooooooo sick! I don't want to see naked girls! Yuck!
Misty: Even me, Ashie boy?
Voice from back door: Hey, that's Duplica's line! Remember the Ditto trainer?
Misty: *Turns around to see Brock* Brock! You came back!
Brock: Sabrina the psychic trainer told me there was going to be a strip show here! And look, I even brought guests!
Ash: *Still thinking about naked Misty. Suddenly screams in suprise and runs into bathroom*
Emeralda: What the hell was that?
Maria: Uh, I think he was mastrubating or something.... *makes sick face*
Margie: Eww, that's sick!
Cid: So show us the @*(#%& guests, already!
Brock: Presenting- Gary's Cheerleaders!
Cheerleaders: Brock, Brock, he's our man, if he can't watch us strip, no one can!
Brock: I had to pay a lot of money to get them to come, you know!
Cloud: Great! Our strip show is complete!
Aeris: Sigh, it looks like we're stuck. Come on Tifa, Margie, Maria, Emeralda, and Misty.
Billy: And hurry up! Male minds can't wait long!
Misty: yeah, yeah......... *The girls head upstairs with the cheerleaders following them*
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With the Girls
Aeris: OK, I guess we have to dress seductively or something. Tifa, you should be an expert at this.
Tifa: Really? Why?
Margie: Uh, think about it, Tifa.
Tifa: *looks at her outfit* Oh, right.
Cheerleaders: It's OK, we know the most about this stuff. We can dress you all up.
Maria: Are you guys whores?
Cheerleaders: Actually, we prefer to call ourselves "Sexperts."
Emeralda: Sick.......
Cheerleaders: Anyway, you can all look like sluts, too! *the cheerleaders take out 6 tiny little bikini outfits*
Misty: They certainly are....... small.
Cheerleaders: And we even put fake boobs in the outfits for Margie, Maria, Misty, and Emeralda.
Aeris: So, can we put them on , then?
Cheerleaders: Certainly. *distributes outfits*
Tifa: *puts on outfit* Are you sure this isn't Maria's outfit?
Maria: Tifa, mine is even smaller.
Aeris: yeah, I think you have the biggest one here. At least in the top region.
Tifa: Oh.
Cheerleaders: Now you look exactly like us. Now, are we ready to go downstairs?
Margie: I guess so! *Everyone goes downstairs*
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Downstairs with the guys
Barret: What's wrong with those @*#%(@# girls! Why can't they hurry up?
Cloud: You know how girls are, Barret,
Cid: Well, there's gotta be SOMETHING for us to do while we wait!
Madonna: How about me?
Billy: MADONNA!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!!!!!!! *runs up to her*
Madonna: For my singing talent, or my sexy body?
Billy: Uh, the latter.....
Madonna: Good! Because I'm here with a few friends to participate/watch the strip show!
Ash: Cool! Who are your friends?
Madonna: Actually, they're the people featured in one of my songs....... Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, and Felicity! *They appear*
Austin: Yeah, baby! Dr. Evil and I made up so we could watch the incredibly hot Madonna strip for us!
Felicity: And me too, Austin, baby! *Snuggles next to Austin Powers*
Dr. Evil: Oh course, Felicity. Soon, we'll shag in a 3-way!
Felicity: Oooooh, Dr. Evil, I love the way you talk! *The girls come downstairs*
Brock: Look! Here they are! Looking HOT!!!!!!!! *drools*
Cid: Holy shit, Tifa! I never knew your outfit could get that skimpy!
Tifa: Well, it can! And I'm ready to flaunt my stuff! *flaunts her boobs at Cid, who goes into an excited trance*
Cheerleaders: This is going to be the most memorable strip show ever!
Barret: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!! I've seen a lot of good ones, so I KNOW this is gonna &@(*%(@ rule!
Aeris: *notices the newly arrived guests* Uh, what's Madonna and the Austin Powers cast doing here?
Madonna: Just helping your not very well endowed bodies by adding ours.
Aeris: Are you insulting the fact that I only wear an A cup? How dare you!
Billy: *notices the tension* Uh, can we start the show or something?
Felicity: Of course! I now present "The Striptease Show," done by 60s girl, Felicity!
Austin: *to Dr. Evil* Odd, she wasn't so posessive when I married her.....
Madonna: I start! Turn on the Music!
Cloud: All right, oh great Madonna. *Turns on Beautiful Stranger*
Madonna: All right, now I shall sing while I strip! Haven't we met, you're some kind of beautiful stranger. You could be good for me, I have a taste for the danger..... *Sloooooooooowly strips while singing the song. It takes about three plays of the song for her to finish stripping*
Guys: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *staring at Madonna, primal instincts taking over*
Austin: Shag me Madonna! Come on, shag me!
Dr. Evil: I believe Madonna should go to me. You have Felicity.
Austin: Well, you have that ugly bitch you conceived your son with!
Dr. Evil: BUT I WANT MADONNA, NOW!!!!!!!
Madonna: Hmm, I was thinking of conceiving another baby with some man I'll dump the next night.....
Austin: PICK ME!!!!!!
Dr. Evil: NO, PICK ME!
Madonna: Actually, I pick Dr. Evil! I think bald man are the sexiest!
Dr. Evil: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madonna: Let us go someplace private.
Barret: NO!!!!!!!! Stay on the *(@#%* stage!
Cid: yeah, we want a public showing! *mutters to himself* If only Shera would be this way.....
Madonna: Dr. Evil, we must obey their wishes, this is a strip show. *heads over to stage with him*
Billy: Just a minute! I want to stuff a dollar bill in your bra!
All other guys: Us too!
Madonna: Um, all right. *They do, and then head to center stage*
Cloud: Come on! Harder, harder!
Billy: This rocks! *Meanwhile, Felicity has started stripping. None of the guys notice her*
Felicity: COME ON, WATCH ME STRIP! FOR FREE! Wow, I sound like one of those porn ads.
Tifa: *backstage* Oh no! The sex act is wrecking the show!
Aeris: Oh well, at least nobody will notice if we screw up.
Felicity: AHHHH!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!! *begins crying*
Austin: *notices Felicity naked on the stage* Why Felicity, I'll help you get noticed!
Felicity: How, m'luv?
Austin: Shag me on stage, baby!
Fat Bastard: me too! Like that time you did in the movie!
Austin: Fat Bastard? How did you get here?
Fat Bastard: I rolled here with my fat body as leverage. So, up for a threesome?
Felicity: Will it get me noticed?
Austin: Yeah baby, yeah! Shag us both!
Felicity: All right! Come on, Austin and Fat Bastard! *heads up next to Madonna and Dr. Evil*
Ash: Blech! This is making me sick!
Pikachu: Pika pi! (me too!)
Billy: Well, the rest of us @*(%& like it, Ash!
Ash: Sigh, if only Misty would come out.......
Cloud: You guys look *hot* on stage!
Brock: Maybe you could all join up!
Madonna: Hey, good idea!
Felicity: Oooooooo, Fat Bastard............ Oooooh................
Cheerleaders: Look at us dance up a ball, we're the best strippers of them all! *All 17 strippers begin stripping while performing in a kickline*
Brock: Come on, my cheerleaders! Go, go, go!!! Make me hot!!!!
Cheerleaders: *lift Brock on stage with them* Brock, Brock, totally rocks, the best male stripper, let's take off his socks!
Barret: YEAH!!!!!! Strip him, strip him! *The cheerleaders continue stripping Brock*
Brock: *now Naked* Cheerleaders, can we have an, um, 17 way?
Cheerleaders: Of course! Come on Brock, this is our job, we get paid for it, let's get it on!
Aeris: *backstage* I guess it's our turn, Tifa.
Tifa: *backstage* Yeah, come on Aeris! Of course, we're gonna have to have sex to get noticed... oh well!
Aeris: *attempts to sing* I am a materia girl, and I live in my materia world.....
Tifa: Uh, Aeris? It's material. And what does that have to do with stripping?
Aeris: Sorry. *they go back to stripping*
Tifa: Wow, look at that handsome masked man behind that just arrived! *Aeris looks, and sure enough, a man with his chest showing and a blindfold around his head has arrived*
Masked Man: Greetings, ladies. Would you like some help?
Aeris: Oh certainly! You are the most handsome man I've ever seen!
Tifa: Help me, too!
Masked Man: I will do as you wish. *helps the girls strip*
Aeris: Oh, let me undo your pants, masked man. Oh, what is your real identity?
Masked Man: I an unable to divulge that information at this point in time.
Tifa: Oh, a mysterious one! How sexy! Yet, somehow, that voice sounds familiar........ oh well, let's get at it!
Masked man: Of course, ladies. Anything you godesses say.
Cloud: BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! You didn't drag out the courting long enough!
Cid: That @*(#%^ Masked Man! I'm going to figure him out if it's the last thing I do!
Misty: *backstage* You guys, that masked man in sooooo hot!
Maria: yeah, I totally agree!
Margie: Maybe we should go out there and begin our act.
Emeralda: OK! And then we can see the sexy guy more easily. *They go out and begin stripping*
Ash: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISTY'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Here for your viewing pleasure, Ash. *Takes off top*
Brock: Misty, I didn't know you were so beautiful!
Cloud: Keep going! Young girls get me turned on, too!
Emeralda: Hmm, this is kinda fun. Maybe I could make a living doing this!
Margie: Yeah, that would be cool!
Maria: Ugh, you guys are making me sick! I don't want to do this anymore! *runs offstage. Nobody notices.*
Ash: Misty, are you ready?
Misty: I dunno. Aren't we kinda young for this?
Ash: So?
Misty: Good point! Come up here! And bring Pikachu with you!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!!!! (no way!) *Runs to be with Maria*
Ash: Oh well. Come on, let's get started!
Bart: Say Margie, have you ever thought of second cousin relations?
Margie: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
Emeralda: Don't listen to her! She has a crush on you!
Magie: Shut up, Emeralda!
Bart: Hey, that's great! I like you, too!
Margie: Than head up here with me! *They join the piled up mass of naked bodies*
Emeralda: Great. Now everyone is hooked up but me!
Billy: Uh, I beg to differ.
Emeralda: You want to hook up with me?
Billy: You bet! I mean, you weren't my first choice, but you're the only one left, right?
Emeralda: I guess if that's your logic.......
Billy: Yup.
Emeralda: Then head up, Casanova!
Cid: Hey, I don't got no @*(@#)%&U)@#%& sex partner!
Barret: neither do I! (@&%(@&#%(!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: (@*#&%(&*%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Maria: Well, come and join the fun!
Barret: Great!!!! *They all head up to the stage. Cid notices the masked man, who he had previously forgotten about*
Cid: Masked Man! Show yourself! I demand to know who you are!
Masked man: I am one you know......
Cloud: Don't give us that )()@%&)(@% crap!!! *rips the mask off his face*
Cid: VINCENT?
Cloud: VINCENT?
Aeris: VINCENT?
Tfia: VINCENT?
Barret: VINCENT?
Everyone else: VINCENT?
Vincent: I just wanted to be a ladies man for once. Now that you know who I am, I must go. *puts on normal vampire clothes and flies out of the cabin*
Aeris and Tifa: Thanks a lot! You took sexy Vincent away from us!
Billy: Hey, there's plenty more guys here! *The fun continues for a while. Eventually, lo and behold, in walks in Fei and Elly! Of course, they're half naked and very sweaty...*
Fei: Hey guys, we're- *notices everyone naked on the floor, going at it* uh, we're back! Anyone hear us?
Elly: They're imitating us! How rude!
Maria: *rushes up toward them* Thank god you're back! Everyone except me decided to sleep around! I'm with a bunch of sickos?
Fei: Uh, how exactly did this happen?
Elly: And why is Madonna, Austin Powers, Felicity, Dr. Evil, and Fat Bastard here?
Maria: Well, uh, we wanted to do a fashion show but the guys didn't so we had to do a compromise and then came cheerleaders and the masked man and, uh, never mind!
Fei: Oh well.
Elly: Fei and I aren't into that group sex stuff, anyway. We're faithful! *they hug*
Maria: Now I have someone to end the episode with. SEMI- sane people.
Fei: Good point. I mean, we were doing it for 4 hours straight.
Elly: I think I just burned a ton of calories.
Maria: So, do you guys promise that when this episode ends, The stripping will be over and things will be back to normal?
Fei: I can promise half of that. The stripping will stop and all guest characters will go away. But things won't be going back to normal.
Elly: This is a party, remember? It wouldn't be a party if things didn't go wrong!
Maria: Good point! In that case, on to part 10!
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To be continued.........................