Featuring The Turks, Ash, Brock, their Pokemon.....and Will Smith
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Fei: All right, looks like we're finally done cleaning up this stage from part 9, Striptease.
Billy: Take a look, it's already &$*#@ dark outside!
Elly: No thanks to some of you guys, non-cleaner uppers! *glares at Brock*
Brock: Geez, kill a guy for trying to say goodbye to his cheerleader friends.....
Maria: Oh, can I ask an adult here something? *laughs nervously*
Cid: Sure, ask me anything. God, I'm starting to sound like a *(@#%()& school teacher!!!
Maria: OK, what was all that white, thick stuff all over the stage?
Cid: er, um, uh........
Tifa: I think he means to say, go ask your mother!
Maria: Too bad I don't have a mother or father. But I could ask my grandfather...
Bart: You mean old man Bal?
Maria: Yeah, him!
Emeralda: I'll come with you, Maria! I'm getting a bit tired of this party. Even though I've only been here since part 6...
Maria: Good idea! I've been here since- uh, part 3!
Tifa: Do you girls need an escort?
Emeralda: I guess so. I mean, we need a pilot or something!
Tifa: I know how to fly! Maybe I could take you there.
Barret: @*%&(@% Tifa! You can't leave for good! We're supossed to be on vacation, remember?
Tifa: Don't worry, I'll most likely be back for part 11.
Cloud: Good! Now, we'll give you permission to leave.
Maria: YAY!!!! Come on Emeralda and Tifa!!!! *the three of them leave*
Misty: Great, practically all the girls here just left.
Aeris: Don't worry, you, me, Elly and Margie will have a good time together.
Fei: Well, what are we going to do now? Who's here, anyway?
Ash: Let me count! Uh, it's me, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Fei, Elly, Billy, Margie, Cloud, Barret, Aeris, Cid and Chu-chu, but chu-chu doesn't count because she almost never leaves the broken up Yggdrasil.
Red XIII: Hey! I'm here, too! *roars*
Aeris: Red! You're finally here! Oh, you're soooooo cute....... *pets him*
Red XIII: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?
Aeris: Sorry......
Cid: It's about time you @*(#$(*&% got here, Red!
Red XIII: I had duties to attend to. Being guardian of Cosmo Canyon isn't easy.
Margie: Say Red, have you found a mate yet?
Red XIII: Mate? I'm the last one of my species!
Cloud: But Red, according to the *(@%& ending, you have baby cubs!
Red XIII: Ever heard of cloning?
Misty: Oh......... well that spoils the charming nature of that part of the ending! God!
Billy: I don't think we ever resolved what we were going to do next.
Brock: I think we should go outside.
Ash: GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!! And outside we can- *a roar of thunder is heard. Rain begins to fall.*
Elly: So much for that idea. Looks like we're stuck in here.
Barret: This *@(#%(* sucks!!
Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu pi! (Ash! I need to go outside and recharge!) *Tugs on Ash's sleeve and points toward the door*
Ash: Good idea, Pikachu! Pikachu and I our going outside. He needs the energy in his red cheeks. *goes outside*
Brock: Wait for me, Ash! *follows him outside*
Misty: Those two are insane! I would never take my precious pokemon out in that weather....
Billy: So now we REALLY have nothing to do!
Red XIII: Perhaps we should split up into groups. Final Fantasy 7 in one, Xenogears in another, and Pokemon in another.
Everyone except Misty: Good idea!
Misty: Hey, wait a minute! That's not &*@^% fair! Then I have to go outside with those psychos!
Aeris: Sorry, that's just the way things turn out sometimes.... Life isn't fair, Misty
Misty: Well, I guess I'll go out- *thunder roars extra loudly. Lightning strikes. Then- the power goes out!*
Fei: Great, another idea down the *@^% dumpster.......
Cid: This is total shit, I can't see a thing!
Everyone: NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO????
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Outside with Brock, Ash, and Pikachu
Ash: Here comes a big one, Pikachu! Get ready to charge!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *charges on lightning bolt*
Brock: Wow, sometimes I wish I had an electric pokemon.
Ash: Say Brock, why did you follow me out here?
Brock: I just wanted to get out. I've been too surrounded by people lately. I'm an introvert, ya know!
Ash: What's an introvert?
Brock: Someone who prefers being alone than with other people. You're an extrovert. That means that you like things like parties and being around other people.
Ash: COOL!!!!! Pikachu, I think another one is coming!
Pikachu: Pika pi! (I'm too tired. Maybe later) *shakes his head*
Ash: OK, Pikachu. Maybe we should go back inside, Brock.
Brock: Good idea. *Looks toward house* (@#%(*&@(&%!!!!!!!!!!!!! The house is dark! Either they're having yet another sex party of the power went out!
Ash: It must be a power outage! Come on, we'd better hurry.
Pikachu: PI-KA!!!!! *they all head inside*
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Back inside with the gang
Margie: So, how long do you think it will be until the power comes on? And what are we going to do in the meantime?
Bart: I don't know, to both questions. *@#&)%)(!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: *singing* Baby, when the lights go out! Show you what it's all about!
Cloud: Aeris, stop singing. Your voice sucks, and so does 5ive.
Elly: Say Fei, this gives me a good idea........... *smiles*
Fei: Me too! And in the dark! No one would see us if we were 10 feet away!
Red XIII: Actually we can still see outlines....
Barret: Besides, I think the @*#%(% joke where we walk in on you are getting a little bit old!
Fei: So don't walk in on us! Elly, what would be a good place?
Elly: Hmm, the linen closet?
Fei: Great idea! *grabs Elly and they walk away*
Cid: Why does the author &%(# have them going at it every single episode?
Mystery Author: Good question, Cid! Because- well, you know, because.............
Cid: Oh, OK, I get it.
Misty: I wish Brock and Ash would come back, they're making me worried.
Brock: No fear, Misty, we just got here!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!! (I'm charged up!) *shows off sparking cheeks.*
Ash: I have a good idea how we can get some lights in here.
Billy: How?
Ash: Charizard, go! *Charizard pops out of pokeball*
Charizard: Charrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: charizard, light some candles!
Charizard: Char char!!! *as usual, completely disobeys Ash and begins spewing fire in random places*
Ash: CHARIZARD! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock: You shouldn't have done that Ash! *the walls are all on fire*
Ash: Charizard, return! *charizard refuses to go into pokeball*
Red XIII: Great, what are we going to do?
Misty: Starmie, Go! *starmie pops out* Staryu, go! *staryu pops out* Psyduck, go! *psyduck pops out* All right guys, blow out the flames!
Ash: Squirtle, go! *squirtle pops out* Squirtle, join up with Misty's pokemon!
Squirtle: Squirtle!!!!!!! *The three pokemon attempt to put out the flames but can't keep up and are quickly tiring*
Barret: We're all &%@(&@(%&@ Gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Margie: Why couldn't I have left with Maria and Emeralda? *Suddenly, a hose comes streaming in from the window. The hose blasts out the fire in no time.*
Billy: A heavenly figure from up above has saved us!
Bart: Yeah, whatever ex-Etone. I wonder who really saved us?
Will Smith: It was MEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The coolest actor alive!
Cloud: You? Cool? Yeah right! Wild WIld West *@%)% sucked!
Will Smith: But the song hit #1! Besides, I brought along some guys you know. They claim to be your friends.
Aeris: Friends? I thought all of us were at the party!
Will Smith: Well, that's what they told me! So, here they are. *gestures toward window*
Reno: Hey old pals!
Rude: What's up?
Elena: You are sooooo totally cool!
Cid: @)(%&)(@%)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the turks!
Will Smith: Now, my job is done.
Margie: Wait! Could you sing, er rap, a song for us?
Will Smith: Sure! Which one!
Bart: I *@#%(*% hate all of them!
Elena: How about "Wild Wild West?"
Will Smith: Excellent choice!!!!!! Here I go!!!!!!! Jim West, desperato. Rough rider, no you don't got nada........ There was a mad man in the west. fat man lost his damn mind in the west.... till I roll into the Wild Wild West...... till I stroll into the Wild Wild West....... Till I bounce into the Wild Wild West...... *finishes song*
Margie: BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Will Smith: Now, I must go. I have other 100 million dollar movie flops to make! *He leaves, leaving the Turks there*
Rude: We meet again, Final Fantasy 7 cast and all their goofy friends.
Elena: We just pretended to be your friends so totally cool Will Smith would bring us over and we could @*(% fight you!
Barret: As much as I'd like to, the power is currently out.....
Brock: You know what, I could light some candles for you.
Bart: Good, I'm sick of @*((*%@ looking at the back of my hand.
Misty: Just don't make a mess out of things like Ash did!
Ash: Oh shut up.
Brock: Don't worry Misty. Vulpix, go! *vulpix pops out*
Vulpix: Vulpix!!!
Brock: Vulpix, use you fire spin attack very carefully to light these candles! *Vulpix does, and it works without mishap* Vulpix, return! *vulpix goes back in pokeball*
Ash: That obedient pokemon makes me jealous of you, Brock........
Elena: Good! Now we can fight again!
Cloud: Wait! I have something to ask of you!
Rude: What?
Cloud: Could you go outside, lie in a ditch, strip, and try to get struck by lightning?
Reno: How much will you pay me? Uh, I mean us....
Barret: 10 million gil. Just ask your "buddy" Will Smith for the money.
Reno: I'll do it! Come on guys! *drags Rude and Elena out before they can protest*
Red XIII: @&#%(@%# Turks, they're so stupid..... they'll do anything for money.........
Aeris: Yeah! The only thing they ever did was capture me!
Margie: God, nothing is happening.
Billy: I just realized how shitty this place is.
Misty: Maybe we could make some popcorn.
Ash: COOL!!!!!!!! Pikachu, let's go get some! *opens freezer and puts popcorn in*
Cid: God, that popcorn it's *&@(%*( black! I don't want to eat that! *everyone else looks and sees that Cid is right*
Bart: I would have to agree with that. I don't think I've ever seen popcorn sicker than that!
Pikachu: Pikachu! (Blech!)
Aeris: Hmmm, I know what we could do with the popcorn...
Red XIII: What?
Aeris: Ever seen American Pie? Wel, you konw what that guy does with the pie and the girl with the fruitcake? Well, maybe you guys could-
Cloud: That is so &@%(*% sick, Aeris! I didn't know you had such a perverted mind.
Barret: Maybe Fei and Elly would like that idea......
Faint voice from far away: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika pika pi! (I'm about to explode!)
Ash: Uh, oh everyone, stay away from Pikachu! I think he powered up a little bit too much....
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Uses the largest thundershock anyone has ever seen. The power goes back on*
Misty: Wow! Thanks Pikachu?
Ash: Damn, I'm stupid! Why didn't I think of that?
Brock: Because you're stupid...........
Billy: God, I'm glad that's over. *notices Fei and Elly right next to him without clothes on, of course* Uh, hey Fei and Elly!
Fei: *really embarassed* Uh, hi....great Elly, they ruined our plans.
Elly: Could you guys kinda not look at us? We don't have any clothes on....
Fei: We're going upstairs. We'll be back for part 11!
Red XIII: That was strange. At least you guys didn't walk in on them this time...... technically. *Tifa walks in*
Tifa: Hey guys! I'm back! So, what happened while I was gone?
Aeris: Uh, well.........
Cid: NOTHING!!
Cloud: Yeah, nothing! Unless you like Will Smith.....
Margie: So, did Old man Bal tell them what the white stuff was?
Tifa: Sort of.........
Margie: Where are Emeralda and Maria, anyway?
Tifa: They decided to leave, permenantly. They were tired of the party....Oh, I have some good news for you, Bart!
Bart: What?
Tifa: Well, I told Old man Bal about the Yggdrasil. And he gave me all these parts to fix it! *holds up huge, heavy bag*
Bart: Holy shit! Gee, thanks Tifa!
Barret: I guess this means we're going to be fixing the @*%&#@ Yggdrasil in part 11.
Misty: Sure sounds like it.
Tifa: Oh, by the way, The Xenogears land was wonderful today! So quiet, calm, pleaceful, SUNNY!!!!!!!
Billy: *muttering* Those irony gods.......
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To be continued..........