Featuring Bart, Sigurd, Krelian, and the Mystery Author
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By the time the power had gone on in the last episode, it had been very late at night. So late that our heroes are all sleeping tonight. Until 5 am the next day, that is....
Cloud: Mmmph *opens eyes* What time is....*opens eyes further* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All females wake up
Tifa: What? What? What is is Cloud?
Aeris: Who just woke me up?
Margie: Huh?
Misty: Grump....
Elly: Why am I up at 5 am?
Chu-chu: chu chuie!!!
Cloud: HELP!!!!! THE GIANT SEA URCHINS ARE COMING TO GET ME!!!!!!!!
males wake up
Cid: What the *&@%(&@??????
Brock: Urchin? Where?
Barret: %*)@%)(*!!!!
Fei: I don't see any urchins...
Billy: How very strange.
Ash: Hey, I want an urchin? Is an urchin a pokemon?
Pikahcu: Pika!! (NO!) *shocks Cloud. He wakes up completely*
Red XIII: Humans....
Bart: What the hell?
Cloud: *suddenly realizes the circumstances* Um guys, never mind, uh, is anyone listening? *is ignored*
Everyone: GET ME AWAY FROM THE GIANT SEA URCHIN! *everyone moves around in chaos*
Cloud: Um, ahem. *stands up on bed*
Aeris: Yes, Cloud?
Brock: Have you found it?
Cloud: Uh, actually guys, false alarm. It was just my hair....uh, hehe...
Bart: You @%@*& woke us up at 5 am because you thought your hair was a sea urchin?
Cloud: Uh, yeah...
Tifa: *muttering* At least it isn't as bad as his mysterious contacts with Sephiroth he has in his sleep.
Ash: Now what are we gonna do?
Elly: Let's go back to sleep....
Margie: NO! WE CAN'T!!??
Cid: @$%@! why not?
Misty: Because there's 16 of us sharing a bed!
Barret: Oh, right...*rubs head* I think I was sleeping on someone's knee.
Fei: Yeah, I feel worse than I do after changing into Id...
Bily: HELP! ID IS COMING!!! GET ME AWAY!!! *runs across bed*
Bart: False alarm, Billy.
Red: Perhaps all of you could get dressed and have a discussion around the table....then maybe I could actually get some sleep...
Margie: Good idea. Maybe it would be more comfortable there.
Barret: And I'd feel more comfortable not being within arms length of Pikachu.
Ash: Hey, don't diss my pwecious wittle Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikachu Pi! (I told you never to call me that Ash!)
Misty: Yeah, that sounds like something I'd say.
Brock: So anyway, can all of us go change or something? Then we can meet at the breakfast table?
Bart: *Muttering* I knew they'd forget about our plans...
Elly: Come on guys, let's all get dressed.
Other Girls: OK! *follow Elly out of room*
Billy: Hmph, regular clothes, I guess...*yawns*
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10 Minutes Later
Billy, Bart, Ash, Brock, Cloud, Fei, Cid, and Barret have been sitting at the table for a long time. Finally, the girls come sit down.
Aeris: Thanks for waiting, guys!
Cloud: You should be! Women take FOREVER to change!
Elly: Say guys, isn't that the same clothes you slept in?
Guys: *look down at clothes* Hehehehehe....
Cid: I was suprised NOBODY noticed during Final Fantasy VII...
Margie: That's sick! I'll do my best not to smell you all right now. *sits down next to Bart*
Females: *sit down*
Tifa: Ugh! This table is just as tight as the bed!
Fei: Elly, quit bumping your foot against mine!
Elly: It isn't me!
Brock: Whoops, that's me...well, let's make the best of it and talk. At least Red XIII is sleeping and not in the way.
Cid: I'll fix breakfast for everyone!
Cloud: Cid, I thought you couldn't @%!$@ cook!
Cid: Well, I think I learned pancakes from Shera... uh, what's batter?
Aeris: Forget it Cid, give me the recipie!
Cid: Oh well. *Sits in Aeris' place*
Misty: Back to earth, what are we going to do today?
Ash: Pikachu and I want to dance again!
Pikachu: Pi! (yeah!)
Barret: Didn't everyone go through that in part 2?
Ash: *starts dancing* I want to be the best, there ever was....
Misty: *Hits him with a frying pan*
Ash: Ouchywawa! Forget about it, then!
Bart: *to Margie* They forgot for sure...
Margie: *to Bart* We'd better remind them! Listen to their ideas!
Billy: Let's have a gun show!
Elly: How about a love connection reenactment?
Fei: Maybe a contest between me and Cloud to see who has the most personalities!
Cloud: A weird hair contest!
Aeris: A pretty dress contest!
Bart: ATTENTION!!!!!! *the table shakes due to his loudness*
Cid: *puts hands over his ears* What?
Margie: I believe all of you forgot what we were going to do today!
Brock: Uh...roll in jello while yodeling? [Yes, I got this from a Dilbert cartoon]
Bart: DAMN FOOLS!! Obviously, we were going to fix the Yggdrasil, remember?
Tifa: Oh yeah.....right.
Everyone: grooooooaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Misty: I really wish we hadn't agreed to that. Besides, I know nothing about ships.
Margie: That's no problem! Everyone who knows something about ships can help us! Everyone else leaves the fanfic for this eipsode!
Fei: That's a good idea. I guess I'm stuck, so I'll come help.
Elly: I'll help too.
Billy: I'll stay back- I know nothing about ships.
Cid: I am the master of the Highwind! I will come!
Ash: Uh, stay away!
Piakchu: Pika pi! (same here!)
Barret: I'll help.
Cloud: I'll help, too.
Brock: Me three.
Misty: I'll stay back.
Tifa: I know more about these things than you think! I'll come!
Aeris: I know nothing....I'll stay.
Chu-chu: Stay back.
Bart: So then it's settled. Elly, Fei, Cid, Barret, Cloud, Tifa, and Brock are coming. Everyone else leaves the fanfic.
Billy: Just one problem with your conclusion, Bart.
Bart: What?
Billy: We're not "leaving the fanfic." You know that we're gonna save you at some point.
Margie: Hahaha! Good one!
Misty: You'll see, guys! *the non-Yggdrasil helpers walk away, most likely to bug Red XIII*
Aeris: Hey, what about all the food I cooked? *is ignored* Oh well.... *follows everyone upstairs*
Bart: Come on everyone, forward march!
Elly: Hey, I'm the Gebler Lieutenent! Follow me! *everyone working on the Yggdrasil reluctently follows Elly and Bart.*
Margie: Here we are! In front of what used to be a great ship! *bows to it*
Cloud: Yeah, whatever Margie. Say, where are the parts?
Tifa: Hey, YOU try carrying that bag! I think Ol' Man Bal gave me every single part for a ship!
Bart: *takes bag* Hmmmmmmmmmm *examines parts* Wow, this IS every single part in a ship! And we're gong to need most of them!
Cid: *examines the wreckage* Yeah, I think we maybe have part of your bridge standing, but that's it.
Margie: That dumb Visser 3! He ruined my room!
Brock: Uh, where should we start?
Barret: You could take out some of those @*#%( pokemon to help us.
Brock: Good idea. Onix, go! Geodude, go! Guys start cleaning away the wreckage!
Onix: OOONix
Geodude: Geo geo!
Fei: Hmm, I guess we could start putting these pieces together while we're waiting.. *puts steering wheel on a ladder*
Elly: Oh Fei, do you know anything about ships? *puts the things where they belong*
Fei: I guess the configurations aren't quite like those in my gear....
Bart: So I guess this goes, uh, uh, shoot Margie, where does this go?
Margie: Right here!
Bart: How about this, this, this, this, this, and this?
Barret: @#%*(% Bart! I thought you knew about this stuff!
Bart: Uh, yeah. Um, the engine goes here, right?
Cid: Of course not! It goes here! *places engine*
Cloud: I think I know more than Bart does....
Bart: Oh man, the secret is out! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Margie: HAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Fei: This is nuts. We're stranded here for eternity.
Elly: I really wish Sigurd was here!
Sigurd: Did I hear my name? *everyone turns around to see Sigurd and Rico*
Margie: Cousin! You're here!!!! Thank the lord!
Rico: Actually, thank me. I flew him all around in my gear just trying to find you guys!
Bart: *is crying* I knew I wasn't as good as my big brother, sob, sob!
Sigurd: *goes to Bart* There now, you'll be a big pilot like me someday!
Bart: *stops crying* Th-thanks Sigurd! *notices everyone looking at him* @%*(@%*(&!!!!!
Margie: I guess Bart has a sensetive side to him! Hehehehe!!!!
Fei: Yeah, no kidding! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!! *breaks out into laughter*
Rico: I can help you guys build, I'm really strong. *muttering* Being a mutant has it's advantages sometimes...
Sigurd: Now Bart, shall I teach you how to fix this ship?
Bart: Y-yes, my king!
Sigurd: Actually, you're the king, but oh well, Let's get to work.
Barret: Yeah! We don't @#%*)% Got all day!
Cloud: I've got my own business to attend to!
Voice: Not so fast!!!! You're NOT getting away with this! *everyone turns around to look*
Bart: It's KRELIAN! You little @%&^%@%!
Fei: All right Krelian, what do you want THIS TIME?
Krelian: Since all my efforts failed in Xenogears, I am here to destroy you...
Brock: Even the non-Xenogears characters?
Krelian: All of you!!!!
Elly: And how do you plan on doing this?
Krelian: So simply, it's funny! *holds up ring* This ring is called the 'Ring of Fanfics.' Can you guess what is does?
Rico: Uh, what?
Krelian: IDIOTS! It gives me control over the fanfic. As soon as I take out the author, the fanfic will be MINE! Then I will control you all! *holds up the Mystery Author of 'RPG Party'*
Mystery Author: Help! Guys, I really don't want to kill you! Help!
Cid: Oh no, this is serious! We've gotta save her!
Cloud: *runs up to Krelian* You'll pay for this, you little- *is punched unconscious*
Krelian: Would anyone else like to try? *Silence* Now, I shall destroy the author!
Margie: This is not the way fairy tales are supossed to end...
Krelian: Gya haha!!!! *knocks the Mystery Author unconscious*
Mystery Author: Please.... save the characters.... *is knocked out*
Krelian: Now, you have no control over your will! I control everything you say!
Bart: I bow down before you, Krelian. I am your servant. *bows to him*
Margie: I am ready to destroy anything at your command.
Krelian: Hmmm, what shall my puppets do? How about they all destroy each other first? Then I can destroy the Yggdrasil! Hahahaha!!
Fei: What would you like us to do, Krelian?
Krelian: Get into your gears! Lash out at each other! Those that have no gears, too bad! Haha!
Everyone from Xenogears: *climbs into their gears*
Bart: *Strikes Elly*
Elly: *attempts to kill Fei*
Fei: *starts kicking spontaneously*
Rico: *keeps using steel fist on himself*
Cid: *jabs Tifa*
Tifa: *punches and kicks Cloud*
Margie: *uses her magic attack on everyone*
Sigurd: *runs around in circles*
Brock: *has his pokemon start attacking everyone*
Krelian: And on and on the attacks will go! Until they all die! Then I have control of the WORLD! Hahahahaha!!!
But little does Krelian know, there are OTHER characters in the fanfic...
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With everyone else in the bedroom
Aeris: Well, what would everyone like to do while we wait for them?
Billy: Gun show!
Misty: Water Pokemon Exhibition!
Ash: Charge up Pikachu!
Aeris: *to herself* Oh no......
Billy: Gun show!
Misty: Water pokemon Exhibition!
Ash: Charge up pikachu!
Billy: Gun show!
Misty: Water Pokemon Exhibition!
Ash: Charge up pikachu!
Aeris: EVERYONE, STOP!!!! *the room is silenced*
Billy: Uh, sorry.....
Misty: Well, there must be something we can do!
Aeris: How about we look out the window and see how everyone's doing?
Ash: Ooooh, I like the idea of watching them struggle!
Misty: Come on, guys! *looks out window* Uh, why are they all fighting each other?
Everyone: WHAT!!?? *everyone goes to look out the window*
Billy: Hey, everyone's fighting in their gears! Hey wait a minute, are they out for a suicide or something?
Aeris: Eeeek! Cloud just sliced someone with his sword!
Ash: Have they gone crazy?
Billy: *looks more closely* Hey, Krelian is there! What the hell is- and look, the author is lying there, unconscious! Does this mean what I think it means?
Aeris: Yup, it looks like he took over the fanfic.
Billy: Oh, I thought everyone was out to get the author.....
Misty: Wait a minute. How come we aren't under his control, then?
Aeris: Well, he doesn't see us out there. He must not know we're in this story.
Ash: I guess this means we've gotta save them, right?
Everyone: Right.
Aeris: But it's not as easy as it sounds. Because if Krelian figures out we're in the fanfic, he can control us, too!
Misty: Uh oh. But we can't just stand here and do nothing!
Aeris: Perhaps Red XIII can give us some advice.
Ash: *walks over to Red* Hey old dog, WAKE UP!!!!
Red: Huh? Oh, hi Ash. Next time, please shake me instead of shouting.
Ash: Sorry.
Billy: Red, we need your help. See, the-
Red: I already heard your discussion. Aren't you guys aware that the Mystery Author has other user accounts on fanfiction.net? Those are her alter-egos!
Aeris: Oh yeah, that's right! She wrote a story with me in it on her other username!
Misty: Same here. But so? Who cares?
Red: Well, she obviously has a split personality. We must find her other username and have that part of her save her ego which made this fanfic- and this story!
Ash: Cool!
Billy: That's almost as confusing as the Xenogears storyline, but hey, I'm up for anything!
Misty: let's go! *they all leave, with goals of saving the fanfic*
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Back with Krelian
Krelian: This is going more slowly than I was expecting.
Fei: *gear drops to the ground*
Krelian: Oh, no! his gear is out of fuel! And so are the others! I can't control that aspect of the fanfic!
Elly, Rico, and Bart: *leave gears*
Krelian: At least they obey my commands...but this is disturbing, I cannot control them completely. WHY? WHY?
Cid: *begins jabbing everyone who just leaft their gears*
Krelian: I suppose I should call all more bad guys in just to speed things up. *calls Jessie and James*
Jessie: We're Team Rocket! Mighty Team Rocket!
James: What would you like us to do?
Krelian: Help kill those fighting fools!
Jessie: Certainly.
Krelian: And remember, if you don't, I can always kill you! I'm in control of the fanfic!
James: Um, of course, Krelian. *they join in on the fight. Things are looking pretty bleak. How are our other friends doing in the rescue mission?*
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In the land of FanFiction Authors
Aeris: All right, here we are, guys!
Ash: Now what are we supposed to do?
Misty: Knock on the door, silly!
Ash: Oh, right. *knocks on door. A middle aged woman answers it*
Woman: Hello, what would you children like today?
Billy: We'd like to speak with Mystery Author.
Lady: Oh yes, she's my daughter. Just a minute please. *leaves door*
Red: I tell you, I can't wait to see the sweet side of our Mystery Author. The side of her which writes the normal stories.
Billy: This multiple personalities thing is reminiscent of Fei and Id. You see- *the door opens*
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Hey guys- uh, hey it's my fanfic characters! What's up!
Aeris: Mystery Author, we are in dire need. Your alter ego is in danger. She is unconscious, and Krelian has taken over the fanfic 'RPG Party.'
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: GOOD! She's my evil side! She writes all these sick stories, 'like RPG Party' and 'The Worst Pokemon Fanfic Ever!' I want to get rid of her!
Billy: But Mystery Author, everyone loves the RPG Party series! What would we do without them?
Misty: Besides, if we all get killed off, you won't be able to write about us anymore.
Mystery Author:'s Alter-Ego But I thought you guys were immortal...
Ash: Nope, we're just ordinary beings...
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Oh all right, I'll help you. But for you guys, not my other personality!
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!! *they all leave*
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Back with Krelian
Krelian: Ah yes, this is working perfectly. Everyone is nearing unconsciousness.
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Not so fast, evil Krelian!
Krelian: *looks up in confusion* Huh? I thought I'd killed her!
Ash: Only one side of her personality! This is the other side!
Krelian: *looks up to see the other RPG Party characters* Hey, how come I couldn't control you? *@%(&@%!!!!!
Aeris: you did not know we existed. So how could you?
Krelian: Well, now I will take control of all of you!
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Not so fast! *swoops down to take the "fanfic ring"*
Krelian: AHHHH!!!!!! *takes the fanfic ring. But just before, Krelian manages to blow up the Yggdrasil as a final attack*
Billy: Oh no, the Yggdrasil!
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Have no fear, Billy! *The Mystery Author waves her hand, and for just a minute, everything goes black*
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A few minutes later
Everyone except Fei has recovered and is waking up.
Elly: Thank you Mystery Author. You saved us! Now, we must do something for you.
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Huh?
Rico: We know how much your other side bothers you. We must merge you together as one.
Fei: *Out of his unconscious body comes Id*
Id: I am the dark side of Fei, just as your ego who writes 'RPG Party' is the dark side of you. I will help your sides become one as Fei and I did.
Mystery Author's Alter-Ego: Really? Thank you!
Id: Put your palms together. Now, I have put energy through you. *The Mystery Author's good personality suddenly merges with her dark personality*
Mystery Author Combined: *sniffles* I can't believe it! Finally, I'm whole again! Thank you, Id! *notices that Id is back inside Fei*
Fei: Huh? Id? What?
Sigurd: Don't ask, Fei....
Mystery Author (yes, still combined!): Thanks for helping me, everyone!
Tifa: And you helped us. Now we can finish this fanfic.
Bart: *Looks at Yggdrasil* Oh no! Krelian smashed the Yggdrasil into tiny pieces!
Mystery Author: No fear, Bart. I am the author, and I can do anything. *suddenly, the Yggdrasil, fully repaired, appears*
Margie: Wow! Thanks! Now, I believe Bart and I must go back. We have unfinished business at home, and it was scheduled for a week ago, before this thing crashed.
Billy: I need to come, too.
Sigurd: I will pilot.
Bart: Goodbye, everyone! The party was fun! *Bart, Margie, Sigurd, and Billy vanish along with the Yggdrasil*
Cid: I'll miss them.....
Cloud: You'll be missing everyone, soon.
Barret: Huh?
Cloud: Haven't you been keeping track? We only have one more day until our scheduled vacation is over!
Misty: Oh man....
Red: But I suppose we'll have to make the best of it, won't we?
Mystery Author: You bet! And I'll be writing for you every step of the way.....
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To be continued....