Zim And G.I.R.
Author's Note: OK, here we go! Sorry about my Pokemon fics, I have writer's block. But the next chapter of this should be up at the very latest late tommorow. Really. On with my fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
The silent figure crept through the still night, making hardly any noise. All the tall buildings surrounded the figure as he snuck around the City. Then, it came into view. Zim's house. Dib grinned as he approached the glowing blue structure, this time with a plan that he knew for sure would work, partly due to some spying Dib had done before. He walked up to the door, knocked, and just as he expected, Zim's little robot answered. "Hiiiiiii!" it chirped. "Hi," Dib said. "Can I come in?" "OK, I wanna watch the Scary Monkey show!" Dib watched G.I.R. bounce around on its head, but suddenly stopped and flipped upright. "Wait!" G.I.R. said. Dib froze, thinking G.I.R. was going to go get Zim. "Master Zimmy said I'm not supposed to let anybody in the house while he's down in his lab." Dib let out a breath that he'd been holding. "No, I'm special," said Dib. "I'm here to fix Zim's...computer!" "Oh!" said G.I.R.
"I'm gonna go get him then!" "NO!!!!" Dib sreamed. Thinking that that one slip up might have blown his cover, Dib relied on his reasoning that G.I.R. was not very smart and what G.I.R. had said earlier, and crossing his fingers said, "I'll watch the Scary Monkey show with you first!" "YAY! OK, come on! An' I'm gonna sing the doom song!" G.I.R. proceeded to sing the entire doom song as it led Dib to the couch. Relieved, Dib knew now that his plan was going to work. As the Scary Monkey filled the screen, suddenly Dib heard footsteps. Zim.
Grabbing G.I.R., Dib dashed out the door, being sure to keep his hand over G.I.R.'s mouth. When they were well out of range of Zim's house, Dib removed his hand from G.I.R.'s mouth. "Where we going? To the store? I wanna BrainFreezy!" Dib grinned evily. "No, we're going someplace much better." They arrived at Dib's house and Dib burst in the door, slamming it behind him. He ran up the stairs to his room, and when he got there, went inside, shutting the door. He set G.I.R. down on his desk.
"OK, um. In order to fix Zim's stuff, I need to know some things about him!" said Dib, putting a video camera aimed at G.I.R. on his bed. "OK!" said G.I.R. "But can I have a BrainFreezy first?" "No," said Dib. "I'll reward you with one! Now, OK. What planet are you and Zim from?" Dib smiled as G.I.R. gave away the answer to the things he actually remembered: Zim's secrets. "We're from Irk!" "Where is Irk?" "About 85 million miles from here!" "Good job. What's the secret to getting past Zim's computer?" "Holding a soda!" "Ooh, I love this. OK, does Zim keep any weapons upstairs?" "Under the couch cushion!" "OK. Good G.I.R-" "Do I get my BrainFreezy now?" "No, G.I.R... It's gonna be hard having you around."
Author's Note: OK, here we go! Sorry about my Pokemon fics, I have writer's block. But the next chapter of this should be up at the very latest late tommorow. Really. On with my fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
The silent figure crept through the still night, making hardly any noise. All the tall buildings surrounded the figure as he snuck around the City. Then, it came into view. Zim's house. Dib grinned as he approached the glowing blue structure, this time with a plan that he knew for sure would work, partly due to some spying Dib had done before. He walked up to the door, knocked, and just as he expected, Zim's little robot answered. "Hiiiiiii!" it chirped. "Hi," Dib said. "Can I come in?" "OK, I wanna watch the Scary Monkey show!" Dib watched G.I.R. bounce around on its head, but suddenly stopped and flipped upright. "Wait!" G.I.R. said. Dib froze, thinking G.I.R. was going to go get Zim. "Master Zimmy said I'm not supposed to let anybody in the house while he's down in his lab." Dib let out a breath that he'd been holding. "No, I'm special," said Dib. "I'm here to fix Zim's...computer!" "Oh!" said G.I.R.
"I'm gonna go get him then!" "NO!!!!" Dib sreamed. Thinking that that one slip up might have blown his cover, Dib relied on his reasoning that G.I.R. was not very smart and what G.I.R. had said earlier, and crossing his fingers said, "I'll watch the Scary Monkey show with you first!" "YAY! OK, come on! An' I'm gonna sing the doom song!" G.I.R. proceeded to sing the entire doom song as it led Dib to the couch. Relieved, Dib knew now that his plan was going to work. As the Scary Monkey filled the screen, suddenly Dib heard footsteps. Zim.
Grabbing G.I.R., Dib dashed out the door, being sure to keep his hand over G.I.R.'s mouth. When they were well out of range of Zim's house, Dib removed his hand from G.I.R.'s mouth. "Where we going? To the store? I wanna BrainFreezy!" Dib grinned evily. "No, we're going someplace much better." They arrived at Dib's house and Dib burst in the door, slamming it behind him. He ran up the stairs to his room, and when he got there, went inside, shutting the door. He set G.I.R. down on his desk.
"OK, um. In order to fix Zim's stuff, I need to know some things about him!" said Dib, putting a video camera aimed at G.I.R. on his bed. "OK!" said G.I.R. "But can I have a BrainFreezy first?" "No," said Dib. "I'll reward you with one! Now, OK. What planet are you and Zim from?" Dib smiled as G.I.R. gave away the answer to the things he actually remembered: Zim's secrets. "We're from Irk!" "Where is Irk?" "About 85 million miles from here!" "Good job. What's the secret to getting past Zim's computer?" "Holding a soda!" "Ooh, I love this. OK, does Zim keep any weapons upstairs?" "Under the couch cushion!" "OK. Good G.I.R-" "Do I get my BrainFreezy now?" "No, G.I.R... It's gonna be hard having you around."