There once was a man very weary
He was on his way to Canterbury
He believed there was something going on
So he went to investigate from dusk 'till dawn
His peers named him Spooky
Although he did seem quite kooky
He thought constantly about conspiracies
While his partner came up with reasonable theories
He was a person who was quite proud
Even if his personality went with his ties colored loud
Although he was in constant denial
All that he think about was his precious X-Files