Crisqo - Pokemon Song (thong song parody)
This thing right here….
Is lettin' all the parents know……
What kids talk about…..
You know, that show on the WB
a heh heh heh……
……Check it Out
Ooh that show so scandalous
And you know those parents can't handle it
So you know those kids will throw a fit
If they don't get the games, so devilish
Uh
You like the ones with the poka dots
And the strips and streaks and the purple spots
Gotta catch em all or ya gonna pop
'Cause Misty was Livin' La Vida Loca
Misty caught psy duck, duck, duck
Ash goes waa, waaa, waaa
Girls dis Brock, Brock, Brock
Uh I think i'll sing it again
They come out of little balls, balls, balls
Gotta catch em all, all, all
All night longggggggg
I love pokémon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when Ash goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
Ooh, Pikachu so scandalous
And I know another trainer can't handle it
And its shakin' that tail like who's the ish
With a look in it's eyes so devilish
You like the ones with the poka dots
And the strips and streaks and the purple spots
Gotta catch em all or ya gonna pop
'Cause Ash was Livin' La Vida Loca
Brock owns a Gym, gym, gym
Ash wants to win, win, win
It should be a sin, sin, sin
Uh I think i'll sing it again
They come out of little balls, balls, balls
Gotta catch em all, all, all
All night longgggg
I love pokemon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
Ooh, Misty those shorts so scandalous
I swear Ash wants to get his hands on it
When your showing your legs and smooth midriff
With a bulge in his pants so devilish
Uh
You like the ones with the poka dots
And the strips and streaks and the purple spots
Gotta catch em all or ya gonna pop
'Cause Brock was Livin' La Vida Loca
Misty has attitude, tude, tude
Gary's rude, rude, rude
Traceys a fruit, fruit, fruit
Uh, I think I'll sing it again
They come out of little balls, balls, balls
Gotta catch em all, all, all
All night longggggggg, uh!
I love pokeeeeemon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
C'mon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
Duh dun duh
Duh dun duh
Duh dun duh
Poke, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon
Duh dun duh
Duh dun duh
Duh dun duh
Poke, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh (I DON"T THINK YOU HEARD ME)
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when Brock goes
Duh dun duh
Misty make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Ash I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
Your Poke mon, mon, mon
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Tracey is a dumb ho
Duh dun duh
Baby it's a great show
Duh dun duh
That poke mon, mon, mon
Authors notes: well there you have it! Now is that a catchy tune or what. Swear to god you'll have it in your head longer then the thong song! This is my third parody to be added to Parodice theater on FF.net. enjoy
