A/N: Hey, what's up? There are like what? A gazillion stories about James and Lily...I just decided to add to that list...
Right now, James and Lily are in their 6th year... and in their Potions class.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything...(I still don't get why I have to do this since everyone knows that J.K. Rowling owns the whole thing).
I do own Kendra, Ashley, and Emily though.
Anyway, enjoy and R&R!
It's Never Going to Happen
By:Jey4eva
Chapter 1: Homework
"Yo Evans," James whispered.
Lily rolled her eyes, "What?" She snapped, quietly.
"Can I copy off of your Potions homework?" He asked, stealing a glance at the door... Professor Wesman wasn't there yet.
"No!" Lily exclaimed. "Ask Sirius," she said.
"Why not?" James asked. "And are you mad? Asking Sirius for homework...unbelievable."
"I heard that," Sirius muttered in his sleep. He was drooling onto his desk, and snoring.
Lily rolled her eyes, "Then ask Remus."
"He's on the other side of the room!" James exclaimed. "C'mon Evans, please? You know what happens when we forget homework... Wesman goes ballistic." (A/N:is that spelled right?) James begged.
"Potter, for once in your life, would you do your homework?" Lily grumbled, forking over her papers.
"Thanks Evans," James said, grinning his dazzling smile.
Lily rolled her eyes. James Potter was annoying her more than usual today...
James finished copying her homework just as Wesman came into the classroom, "Thanks Evans, I owe ya' one," James said, winking.
"Of course you do," she muttered, knowing that the next day he'd say the same thing when he asked for her homework.
"Good morning students," Wesman said, turning to the class.
"Good morning, Professor," everyone chorused.
Sirius' head snapped up, "Good morning Professor!" He shouted, a little late.
"Good morning Mr. Black, how was your hourly nap?" Wesman asked.
Some Slytherins snickered.
"It was just fine Professor," Sirius replied. "Thanks for asking."
Wesman waved his hand to dismiss the subject. He picked up his wand and shouted, "Accio homework."
Everyone's homework landed on a neat pile on top of his desk.
He counted it and looked up, "Someone didn't do their homework," he announced. "Speak up while you can."
Sirius loked very solemn, "It was me, Professor, I did it." He burst into mock tears, "I'm s-s-SORRY!"
"Actually Mr. Black, for once, it isn't you," Wesman said brightly. "Is there anyone else that would like to speak up?"
Severus Snape raised his hand, "It was me Professor."
"May I have a reason?" Wesman asked.
"Well, you see Professor, the reason I didn't do my homework is because I was studying really hard for the Potions quiz that you told us about... I was studying so hard, that I forgot all about the homework you assigned," Snape replied.
"Liar," James hissed.
"Very well, Mr. Snape, I'll expect it completed and handed in by tomorrow?" Wesman asked, buying the bogus story completely.
"Oh my God, that bastard is actually getting off the hook," James whispered.
Lily rolled her eyes overhearing him. "You didn't do your homework either, Potter."
James shrugged, "Yes, but... Well, I'm cuter than he is..." he said.
Lily was about to open her mouth to reply, but stole a glance at Snape.
James' eyes brightened, "Go on, Evans. Tell me that you think that Snape is better looking than me."
Lily shut her mouth not wanting to say that. Potter would probably tell Snape, Lily thought. And if she admitted that Potter was actually cuter than Snape, then she'd never live it down.
"That was a stupid excuse anyway," Lily said before turning her attention back to Professor Wesman.
* * *
"Hey Lily!" A voice called.
Lily whirled around and saw her friends Kendra Monroe, Ashley Burke, and Emily Banks.
Kendra waved, "So what were you and James doing during Potions?" Kendra asked giggling.
Lily shrugged, "The usual. The stupid git didn't have his homework, and asked to copy off of mine."
Emily, who was a prefect gasped. "You didn't give it to him did you?"
"Well, yes... I did. If I didn't then Wesman would take off points from Gryffindor," Lily said, looking uneasy. "Why Em?"
"Cause' the teachers have decided to give detentions to the people that copy," Emily answered. "Professor McGonagall told me."
"Its not starting today, is it Em?" Ashley asked, looking concerned.
"Well, actually... Yes it did," Emily asked, sighing.
"Well, look on the bright side, Lil'... You'll have detention with James Potter! The most cutest, sweetest, funniest, hottest-" Kendra started.
"Stupidest, annoyingest, ugliest boy in the school," Lily said, cutting her off.
"Awww, Lil' how can you say that? He's so sweet, and those dreamy eyes of his-" Kendra started.
"Belong to the most stupidest, annoyingest-" Lily interrupted again.
"Okay, we've gone over that already," Ashley cut in. "Over a hundred times."
"More than a hundred," Emily added.
Kendra giggled "If I didn't know better Lily, I'd say you had a crush on James."
"But you don't know any better," Ashley said grinning.
"So that means that you think she likes him!" Emily said in a sing-song voice.
"And when I think someone likes someone... I play matchmaker and-" Kendra said, staring at James who was a few feet away laughing with Sirius, Remus, and Peter.
"You wouldn't dare!" Lily declared, glaring at Kendra.
"Hey James!" Kendra said, waving him over. "Lily-"
Before she could utter a word, Lily put her hand over Kendra's mouth and dragged her away with Ashley and Emily giggling hysterically behind them.
"What was that all about?" James muttered.
Sirius, Remus, and Peter shrugged.
"Let's play the rating game!" Sirius suggested.
James and Remus grinned.
"What's the rating game?" Peter asked.
"Its a game where you rate girls that pass you by, on a scale of 1-10," Remus said.
"Oh," Peter said.
"Hey, Prongs, what do you think of Evans over there?" Sirius asked, nodding to her and her group of friends.
"A nine," James replied smoothly. "She would be a ten if she'd lose that attitude of hers."
"Awww, admit it Prongs, you love it," Remus replied.
James looked shocked, "NEVER!" He cried.
Sirius, Remus, and even Peter snickered.
"Pr-Prongs, d-don't look now, but L-Lily is coming your way," Peter stuttered.
James turned, "Evans..." he said slowly. "What's up?"
"What's up?" She snapped. "What's up? I'll tell you what's up... You just got me in a detention with you." She said.
"What?" James asked.
"Yeah Potter, that's right. Didn't you hear? People get detentions when they copy off of homework," Lily said, icily.
"Whoa! Evans, look I'm sorry, okay? I had no idea. I'll tell Professor Wesman to excuse you, okay? It'll be alright," James said, looking guilty.
"Forget it, Potter," Lily snapped, and stalked away.
"Ooh..." Sirius said.
They snickered.
"Oh shut up!" James said, and stared after Lily.
A/N: So did you guys like the first chapter? I want a lot of NICE reviews if you don't mind...
Right now, James and Lily are in their 6th year... and in their Potions class.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything...(I still don't get why I have to do this since everyone knows that J.K. Rowling owns the whole thing).
I do own Kendra, Ashley, and Emily though.
Anyway, enjoy and R&R!
It's Never Going to Happen
By:Jey4eva
Chapter 1: Homework
"Yo Evans," James whispered.
Lily rolled her eyes, "What?" She snapped, quietly.
"Can I copy off of your Potions homework?" He asked, stealing a glance at the door... Professor Wesman wasn't there yet.
"No!" Lily exclaimed. "Ask Sirius," she said.
"Why not?" James asked. "And are you mad? Asking Sirius for homework...unbelievable."
"I heard that," Sirius muttered in his sleep. He was drooling onto his desk, and snoring.
Lily rolled her eyes, "Then ask Remus."
"He's on the other side of the room!" James exclaimed. "C'mon Evans, please? You know what happens when we forget homework... Wesman goes ballistic." (A/N:is that spelled right?) James begged.
"Potter, for once in your life, would you do your homework?" Lily grumbled, forking over her papers.
"Thanks Evans," James said, grinning his dazzling smile.
Lily rolled her eyes. James Potter was annoying her more than usual today...
James finished copying her homework just as Wesman came into the classroom, "Thanks Evans, I owe ya' one," James said, winking.
"Of course you do," she muttered, knowing that the next day he'd say the same thing when he asked for her homework.
"Good morning students," Wesman said, turning to the class.
"Good morning, Professor," everyone chorused.
Sirius' head snapped up, "Good morning Professor!" He shouted, a little late.
"Good morning Mr. Black, how was your hourly nap?" Wesman asked.
Some Slytherins snickered.
"It was just fine Professor," Sirius replied. "Thanks for asking."
Wesman waved his hand to dismiss the subject. He picked up his wand and shouted, "Accio homework."
Everyone's homework landed on a neat pile on top of his desk.
He counted it and looked up, "Someone didn't do their homework," he announced. "Speak up while you can."
Sirius loked very solemn, "It was me, Professor, I did it." He burst into mock tears, "I'm s-s-SORRY!"
"Actually Mr. Black, for once, it isn't you," Wesman said brightly. "Is there anyone else that would like to speak up?"
Severus Snape raised his hand, "It was me Professor."
"May I have a reason?" Wesman asked.
"Well, you see Professor, the reason I didn't do my homework is because I was studying really hard for the Potions quiz that you told us about... I was studying so hard, that I forgot all about the homework you assigned," Snape replied.
"Liar," James hissed.
"Very well, Mr. Snape, I'll expect it completed and handed in by tomorrow?" Wesman asked, buying the bogus story completely.
"Oh my God, that bastard is actually getting off the hook," James whispered.
Lily rolled her eyes overhearing him. "You didn't do your homework either, Potter."
James shrugged, "Yes, but... Well, I'm cuter than he is..." he said.
Lily was about to open her mouth to reply, but stole a glance at Snape.
James' eyes brightened, "Go on, Evans. Tell me that you think that Snape is better looking than me."
Lily shut her mouth not wanting to say that. Potter would probably tell Snape, Lily thought. And if she admitted that Potter was actually cuter than Snape, then she'd never live it down.
"That was a stupid excuse anyway," Lily said before turning her attention back to Professor Wesman.
* * *
"Hey Lily!" A voice called.
Lily whirled around and saw her friends Kendra Monroe, Ashley Burke, and Emily Banks.
Kendra waved, "So what were you and James doing during Potions?" Kendra asked giggling.
Lily shrugged, "The usual. The stupid git didn't have his homework, and asked to copy off of mine."
Emily, who was a prefect gasped. "You didn't give it to him did you?"
"Well, yes... I did. If I didn't then Wesman would take off points from Gryffindor," Lily said, looking uneasy. "Why Em?"
"Cause' the teachers have decided to give detentions to the people that copy," Emily answered. "Professor McGonagall told me."
"Its not starting today, is it Em?" Ashley asked, looking concerned.
"Well, actually... Yes it did," Emily asked, sighing.
"Well, look on the bright side, Lil'... You'll have detention with James Potter! The most cutest, sweetest, funniest, hottest-" Kendra started.
"Stupidest, annoyingest, ugliest boy in the school," Lily said, cutting her off.
"Awww, Lil' how can you say that? He's so sweet, and those dreamy eyes of his-" Kendra started.
"Belong to the most stupidest, annoyingest-" Lily interrupted again.
"Okay, we've gone over that already," Ashley cut in. "Over a hundred times."
"More than a hundred," Emily added.
Kendra giggled "If I didn't know better Lily, I'd say you had a crush on James."
"But you don't know any better," Ashley said grinning.
"So that means that you think she likes him!" Emily said in a sing-song voice.
"And when I think someone likes someone... I play matchmaker and-" Kendra said, staring at James who was a few feet away laughing with Sirius, Remus, and Peter.
"You wouldn't dare!" Lily declared, glaring at Kendra.
"Hey James!" Kendra said, waving him over. "Lily-"
Before she could utter a word, Lily put her hand over Kendra's mouth and dragged her away with Ashley and Emily giggling hysterically behind them.
"What was that all about?" James muttered.
Sirius, Remus, and Peter shrugged.
"Let's play the rating game!" Sirius suggested.
James and Remus grinned.
"What's the rating game?" Peter asked.
"Its a game where you rate girls that pass you by, on a scale of 1-10," Remus said.
"Oh," Peter said.
"Hey, Prongs, what do you think of Evans over there?" Sirius asked, nodding to her and her group of friends.
"A nine," James replied smoothly. "She would be a ten if she'd lose that attitude of hers."
"Awww, admit it Prongs, you love it," Remus replied.
James looked shocked, "NEVER!" He cried.
Sirius, Remus, and even Peter snickered.
"Pr-Prongs, d-don't look now, but L-Lily is coming your way," Peter stuttered.
James turned, "Evans..." he said slowly. "What's up?"
"What's up?" She snapped. "What's up? I'll tell you what's up... You just got me in a detention with you." She said.
"What?" James asked.
"Yeah Potter, that's right. Didn't you hear? People get detentions when they copy off of homework," Lily said, icily.
"Whoa! Evans, look I'm sorry, okay? I had no idea. I'll tell Professor Wesman to excuse you, okay? It'll be alright," James said, looking guilty.
"Forget it, Potter," Lily snapped, and stalked away.
"Ooh..." Sirius said.
They snickered.
"Oh shut up!" James said, and stared after Lily.
A/N: So did you guys like the first chapter? I want a lot of NICE reviews if you don't mind...