A/N: Hey! So, I was suffering from writer's block on all my other stories, so then I decided to upload my L/J story (not that I see that you all would care...but anyways...) And I dunno if this is as big of a 'Crazy Twist' as I thought...oh well. R&R!!!!
Disclaimer: I own no one...and I'm getting sick and tired of typing this. I mean only an idiot wouldn't know that J.K. Rowling owns the characters.
Never Going to Happen
By: Jey4eva
Chapter 5: The Crazy Twist: Part 2
Lily's POV:
I glared at James stonily and walked past him.
"What'd I say?" He asked, grabbing my arm.
I wrenched my arm out of his grasp , "Don't touch me!" I shreiked, my voice amazingly high.
He frowned, "Evans, I really think you have problems... What's with you?"
"As if you don't know!" I exclaimed.
"Nooo... I don't know... But I wish you would tell me," James replied.
I stood there glaring at him and thinking of my reply.
He stood there, arms crossed, leaning against the stone wall, an amused smile on his face.
My eyes narrowed, oh God... EVERYTHING amuses him. NOTHING makes him turn serious... Just for once.... UGH! God I was so angry that I could scream!
"You want to know what my problem is?" I asked, hoarsley.
James leaned in interestedly, "Yes, what is it?"
I took a deep breath.
James's POV:
God, this outta be good... I thought to myself. I couldn't help noticing that Lily smelled like roses... I shook my head, ugh, stop this JAMES!
"My problem is you, James Potter. It has and always WILL be YOU," Lily said calmly.
"What?" I asked, frowning. Did she just say that her problem was ME! I, James Potter... Everyone's favorite guy was somebody's PROBLEM!!!
"Yes," Lily said, still in her calm voice. "Every bloody day all I can think of is you. Just you. You you you you YOU! And you wanna know what else, Potter?" She asked, leaning in closer to me.
Maybe me being her problem wasn't so bad after all, I thought.
"What?" I whispered.
"I'm sick of it," she said, menace in her voice.
"You're-what?" I asked.
"I said 'I'm sick' of your face in my head every second of the day. I'm sick of your annoying smile. I'm sick of the fact that just last night I KISSED YOU! And not only do you treat it as nothing, but you go ahead and ask my best friend out! God, Potter! If I was the last woman on Earth, the last man on Earth would definetley NOT be you." Lily finished and exhaled slowly. Her face was slightly pink from her outburst.
I stared at her in shock. He red hair was in disarray. Her green eyes were burning with green flames. Her lips were slightly parted as she was trying to catch her breath.
I still continued to stare at her as she started to grow impatient for my reply.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" She demanded.
I shook my head, unable to come up with a come back.
She rolled her eyes and stomped up to the Gryffindor Common Room.
I stared after her.
Lily Evans had just told me that she was sick of me. TO MY FACE! Was that possible?
Was it possible for me to actually LIKE that scene that we just had over there?!!!!
I sighed... Lily Evans was different... VERY different from all the other girls...
Lily's POV:
"Oh God, I can't believe I just said that to James Potter," I muttered under my breath.
Girls that were in love in him (which was the whole population of females in the school) were probably already plotting to murder me for hurting ickle' Jamesie's feelings. I rolled my eyes. Well I wasn't sorry for what I said. James deserved it for being such a bastard... He was a thick-headed ass hole.
I sighed and flipped over to my back on my bed.
A bang came from the door. I sat up to see Kendra, Ashley, and Emily rush to me with concerned looks on their faces.
"Lily!" They exclaimed.
"Everyone's talking about you and James!" Kendra said excitedly. "Is it true that you two kissed last night during detention?"
I moaned.
"What did you do to him?" Ashley asked. "Everyone's saying that you hit him... HARD."
"You better not go to lunch or dinner or come out at all!" Emily exclaimed. "Some girls are plotting to kill you... Or at least try..." Emily said with a wry smile.
"Ugh! What'd I do? All I did was tell James what I thought about him," I said.
"What do you think about him?" Ashley asked.
"Its not what you're thinking," I said, giving a sharp look at Kendra, who I knew would spread the word the moment she got details.
"Well? What then?" Kendra asked, tapping ehr foot impatiently and crossing ehr arms.
"To summarize it all, I just told him that I hated his guts," I replied.
"Well, what about the kiss?" Kendra asked.
"That's none of your business," I said.
Kendra raised an eyebrow, "James is saying that you two snogged the whole night."
"Why that no-good, backstabbing, lying bastard!" I exclaimed.
"Jeez Lily... You seem really pissed off," Emily said. "What are you so mad about?"
I sighed, "Never mind." I got off my bed and looked at the mirror.
The mirror tsk-tsked at my messed up hair.
I grabbed a hair brush and began to tug at the tangles. I applied lipstick and nodded in satisfaction. I went to the door and opened it.
"Where are you going?" Emily asked.
"Out," I replied. "C'mon! I need body guards!"
They laughed and ran to catch up with me.
James's POV:
"What happened then James?" A 4th year girl breathed.
I glanced out of the corner of my eye at Sirius, Remus, and Peter. I grinned.
Sirius grinned, "Yes Jamesie- What happened then?" He asked in a high, girlish voice.
Remus snickered.
Peter looked confused.
"Well, then Evans... Being the mean one that she is told me that-" I started.
"I told you that you were the most annoying ass hole/bastard/jackass/anything else that anyone can come up with," a voice said coldly.
Everyone turned and gasped.
I looked up and smiled brightly, "Evans!" I said brightly. "So glad you could make it to the party!"
"Go to hell, Potter," she said and turned and went through the portrait hole.
Ashley and Emily followed her.
Kendra stayed behind, "Ummm... we're still on for tomorrow, right?" She asked.
I nodded, smiling, "Sure."
Girls shot murder looks at her retreating back as she followed her friends.
"Damn, James... You got Lily really mad," Remus observed.
"You just noticed?" I asked, sarcastically.
A/N: Well, there you have it! Chapter 5! Whoo! I especially liked this one... It was COOL!!!!!!! So please review! Please please please!!!! Don't make me beg! (I just begged, but whatever.)
Disclaimer: I own no one...and I'm getting sick and tired of typing this. I mean only an idiot wouldn't know that J.K. Rowling owns the characters.
Never Going to Happen
By: Jey4eva
Chapter 5: The Crazy Twist: Part 2
Lily's POV:
I glared at James stonily and walked past him.
"What'd I say?" He asked, grabbing my arm.
I wrenched my arm out of his grasp , "Don't touch me!" I shreiked, my voice amazingly high.
He frowned, "Evans, I really think you have problems... What's with you?"
"As if you don't know!" I exclaimed.
"Nooo... I don't know... But I wish you would tell me," James replied.
I stood there glaring at him and thinking of my reply.
He stood there, arms crossed, leaning against the stone wall, an amused smile on his face.
My eyes narrowed, oh God... EVERYTHING amuses him. NOTHING makes him turn serious... Just for once.... UGH! God I was so angry that I could scream!
"You want to know what my problem is?" I asked, hoarsley.
James leaned in interestedly, "Yes, what is it?"
I took a deep breath.
James's POV:
God, this outta be good... I thought to myself. I couldn't help noticing that Lily smelled like roses... I shook my head, ugh, stop this JAMES!
"My problem is you, James Potter. It has and always WILL be YOU," Lily said calmly.
"What?" I asked, frowning. Did she just say that her problem was ME! I, James Potter... Everyone's favorite guy was somebody's PROBLEM!!!
"Yes," Lily said, still in her calm voice. "Every bloody day all I can think of is you. Just you. You you you you YOU! And you wanna know what else, Potter?" She asked, leaning in closer to me.
Maybe me being her problem wasn't so bad after all, I thought.
"What?" I whispered.
"I'm sick of it," she said, menace in her voice.
"You're-what?" I asked.
"I said 'I'm sick' of your face in my head every second of the day. I'm sick of your annoying smile. I'm sick of the fact that just last night I KISSED YOU! And not only do you treat it as nothing, but you go ahead and ask my best friend out! God, Potter! If I was the last woman on Earth, the last man on Earth would definetley NOT be you." Lily finished and exhaled slowly. Her face was slightly pink from her outburst.
I stared at her in shock. He red hair was in disarray. Her green eyes were burning with green flames. Her lips were slightly parted as she was trying to catch her breath.
I still continued to stare at her as she started to grow impatient for my reply.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" She demanded.
I shook my head, unable to come up with a come back.
She rolled her eyes and stomped up to the Gryffindor Common Room.
I stared after her.
Lily Evans had just told me that she was sick of me. TO MY FACE! Was that possible?
Was it possible for me to actually LIKE that scene that we just had over there?!!!!
I sighed... Lily Evans was different... VERY different from all the other girls...
Lily's POV:
"Oh God, I can't believe I just said that to James Potter," I muttered under my breath.
Girls that were in love in him (which was the whole population of females in the school) were probably already plotting to murder me for hurting ickle' Jamesie's feelings. I rolled my eyes. Well I wasn't sorry for what I said. James deserved it for being such a bastard... He was a thick-headed ass hole.
I sighed and flipped over to my back on my bed.
A bang came from the door. I sat up to see Kendra, Ashley, and Emily rush to me with concerned looks on their faces.
"Lily!" They exclaimed.
"Everyone's talking about you and James!" Kendra said excitedly. "Is it true that you two kissed last night during detention?"
I moaned.
"What did you do to him?" Ashley asked. "Everyone's saying that you hit him... HARD."
"You better not go to lunch or dinner or come out at all!" Emily exclaimed. "Some girls are plotting to kill you... Or at least try..." Emily said with a wry smile.
"Ugh! What'd I do? All I did was tell James what I thought about him," I said.
"What do you think about him?" Ashley asked.
"Its not what you're thinking," I said, giving a sharp look at Kendra, who I knew would spread the word the moment she got details.
"Well? What then?" Kendra asked, tapping ehr foot impatiently and crossing ehr arms.
"To summarize it all, I just told him that I hated his guts," I replied.
"Well, what about the kiss?" Kendra asked.
"That's none of your business," I said.
Kendra raised an eyebrow, "James is saying that you two snogged the whole night."
"Why that no-good, backstabbing, lying bastard!" I exclaimed.
"Jeez Lily... You seem really pissed off," Emily said. "What are you so mad about?"
I sighed, "Never mind." I got off my bed and looked at the mirror.
The mirror tsk-tsked at my messed up hair.
I grabbed a hair brush and began to tug at the tangles. I applied lipstick and nodded in satisfaction. I went to the door and opened it.
"Where are you going?" Emily asked.
"Out," I replied. "C'mon! I need body guards!"
They laughed and ran to catch up with me.
James's POV:
"What happened then James?" A 4th year girl breathed.
I glanced out of the corner of my eye at Sirius, Remus, and Peter. I grinned.
Sirius grinned, "Yes Jamesie- What happened then?" He asked in a high, girlish voice.
Remus snickered.
Peter looked confused.
"Well, then Evans... Being the mean one that she is told me that-" I started.
"I told you that you were the most annoying ass hole/bastard/jackass/anything else that anyone can come up with," a voice said coldly.
Everyone turned and gasped.
I looked up and smiled brightly, "Evans!" I said brightly. "So glad you could make it to the party!"
"Go to hell, Potter," she said and turned and went through the portrait hole.
Ashley and Emily followed her.
Kendra stayed behind, "Ummm... we're still on for tomorrow, right?" She asked.
I nodded, smiling, "Sure."
Girls shot murder looks at her retreating back as she followed her friends.
"Damn, James... You got Lily really mad," Remus observed.
"You just noticed?" I asked, sarcastically.
A/N: Well, there you have it! Chapter 5! Whoo! I especially liked this one... It was COOL!!!!!!! So please review! Please please please!!!! Don't make me beg! (I just begged, but whatever.)