THE CRAZIEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF
ALL FANFICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, IT'S OFFICIAL, .......................I'VE GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MWA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA*HACK,HACK**COUGH*
.............................
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, time to get with the program. This story is based on an unaturally strange and funny dream that I had a few weeks ago.
Disclaimer: I own none of the character's in this story. they belong to companies such as Nintendo, Squaresoft, H.A.L.,etc.
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Ok, the dream goes like this........
A couple of unicorns droped out of the sky one day from some unknown planet or something like that to destroy the planet. They couldn't do it alone, so they called on a bunch of video game characters to help. all the video game character's popped out of the TV's and started destroying everything.
And if that wasn't bad enough.........
This is the REAL crazy part..........
hold on..................
DAMN!!!!!
I'm annoying you, aren't I? (People start throwing things at me)
OK OK!!!!!
Sheez...........(People get ready to throw more things)
Anyway, all the Mario characters started...um...playing with their...er..."happy" places. The Yoshi's made Link and Malon there king & queen, and made them perform aztec sacrifices on the Mario characters. Then the Yoshi's ate the bodies and ate everything else, until they laid 400000000000 ft tall eggs that turned into giant volcanoes and killed everything but a few Chrono Cross Characters (Serge, Glenn, Kid, Dario, and Steena, in case your wondering)and they brought back all the things that weren't already dead. That's when Garnet(aka:Dagger from FF9) got pissed of at Zidane because he had become a pimp and started trying to screw every pretty girl in sight. So then she uses Ark, which totally backfires, and kills her and all the final fantacy because he wanted to go on vacation and they wouldn't let him. Just then Kirby fell from Pop Star. He ate all the remains of the
FF characters and got a lava ability which killed....
(Danielle, my little sister, walks in.)
Danielle:*gasp* your typing a stooooorrrrry!
Author:............and your point is.......?
Danielle:your not s'posed to be!
Author: Hey, aren't you suppoed to be visiting our brother in Mississippi?
Danielle:uhhh..........
Author: GET OUT!!!!!!! (Throws her out of the story)
Now, where was I.....
Oh yeah! kirby turned into some sort of lava thing-a-mer-bobber and kill everything, again. then he turns into a Voltorb which uses self destruct, and it turns into a ray that hits Ripple star, and the fairies from ripple star got pissed because they were.....ummm.........you don't wanna know. they rebeled and split Pop satr in half.
Then Samas's ship crashes into pop star, which causes the right half to fall and destroy the universe.
THE END
................Some dream, huh? that's not exactly how it went, but that's the best i can remember it.
ALL FANFICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, IT'S OFFICIAL, .......................I'VE GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MWA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA*HACK,HACK**COUGH*
.............................
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, time to get with the program. This story is based on an unaturally strange and funny dream that I had a few weeks ago.
Disclaimer: I own none of the character's in this story. they belong to companies such as Nintendo, Squaresoft, H.A.L.,etc.
************************************************
Ok, the dream goes like this........
A couple of unicorns droped out of the sky one day from some unknown planet or something like that to destroy the planet. They couldn't do it alone, so they called on a bunch of video game characters to help. all the video game character's popped out of the TV's and started destroying everything.
And if that wasn't bad enough.........
This is the REAL crazy part..........
hold on..................
DAMN!!!!!
I'm annoying you, aren't I? (People start throwing things at me)
OK OK!!!!!
Sheez...........(People get ready to throw more things)
Anyway, all the Mario characters started...um...playing with their...er..."happy" places. The Yoshi's made Link and Malon there king & queen, and made them perform aztec sacrifices on the Mario characters. Then the Yoshi's ate the bodies and ate everything else, until they laid 400000000000 ft tall eggs that turned into giant volcanoes and killed everything but a few Chrono Cross Characters (Serge, Glenn, Kid, Dario, and Steena, in case your wondering)and they brought back all the things that weren't already dead. That's when Garnet(aka:Dagger from FF9) got pissed of at Zidane because he had become a pimp and started trying to screw every pretty girl in sight. So then she uses Ark, which totally backfires, and kills her and all the final fantacy because he wanted to go on vacation and they wouldn't let him. Just then Kirby fell from Pop Star. He ate all the remains of the
FF characters and got a lava ability which killed....
(Danielle, my little sister, walks in.)
Danielle:*gasp* your typing a stooooorrrrry!
Author:............and your point is.......?
Danielle:your not s'posed to be!
Author: Hey, aren't you suppoed to be visiting our brother in Mississippi?
Danielle:uhhh..........
Author: GET OUT!!!!!!! (Throws her out of the story)
Now, where was I.....
Oh yeah! kirby turned into some sort of lava thing-a-mer-bobber and kill everything, again. then he turns into a Voltorb which uses self destruct, and it turns into a ray that hits Ripple star, and the fairies from ripple star got pissed because they were.....ummm.........you don't wanna know. they rebeled and split Pop satr in half.
Then Samas's ship crashes into pop star, which causes the right half to fall and destroy the universe.
THE END
................Some dream, huh? that's not exactly how it went, but that's the best i can remember it.