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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Fred and George Weasley got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their wands and zapped each other,
An old deaf Dumbledore heard all the noise,
Came and suspended the Weasley boys,
If you do not believe this lie is true,
Ask blind old McGonagall she saw it too.