A/N: Hello all. I've decided to use this fic for nonsense LotR stuffs that pop into my twisted head! So who knows how many chapters we'll get! ::grin:: Enjoy.
----------
Snacks Up
----------
Not too sure what to get for a snack at the movies when you see FotR? Well, me and my brother have come up with a few items you might want to purchase:
Peregrin Patties (Peppermint Patties)
StriderUp (7Up)
Westernestea (Nestea)
Dr. Pippin (Dr. Pepper)
Jolly Rangers (Jolly Ranchers)
Mountain Doom (Mountain Dew)
Or perhaps after the film, you can stop at Bilbo King (Burger King) or MerryDonalds (McDonalds) and pick up some Oneon Rings. Or you can get a plain Samwich.
----------
Different versions of the verse of the Rings
----------
The Lord of the Twinkies
One Twinkie to rule them all
One Twinkie (so buy them!)
One Twinkie to bring them all
And in the snacks aisle bind them
----------
The Lord of the Flies
One Flyswatter to rule them all
One Flyswatter to die by
One flytrap to catch them all
And in its stickyness bind them
----------
The Lord of the Teenyboppers
One Boyband to duplicate them all
One Popstar to date them
One ticketmaster to charge them all
And in Foxboro Stadium bind them
----------
Casting Call
----------
(Special thanks to some of the people at tolkienonline.com for adding on)
Don't like the current cast? Be happy you got who you did. Here's a cast list you WOULDN'T like to have:
Frodo Baggins:
Adam Sandler
Elton John
Sam Gamgee:
Brad Pitt
Pippin Took:
Rob Schneider
Merry Brandybuck:
Danny DeVito
Bilbo Baggins:
Martin Short
Aragorn:
Kevin Sorbo
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
Mick Jagger
Sylvester Stallone
Boromir:
Kelsey Grammer
Faramir:
David Hyde Pierce (sp?)
Gandalf:
Martin Sheen
David Bowie
Legolas:
Leonardo DeCaprio
Vanilla Ice
Gimli:
the Dunkin Donuts Guy (Ed?)
MC Hammer
Dan Akroyd
Mr. T (HAHHHHHHHHH)
Elrond:
Richard Hatch
Steven Tyler
Arwen:
Britney Spears
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Do NOT ask...)
Glorfindel:
Fabio
Celeborn:
Eminem
Galadriel:
Pamela Anderson Lee
Tom Bombadil:
Gilbert Gottfried
Beregond:
Sean Hayes (Jack on Will & Grace)
Bergil:
Haley Joel Osment
Treebeard:
Michael Jordan
Eowyn:
Christina Aguleria
Madonna
Whitney Houston
Saruman:
Woody Allen
Bill Clinton
Dr. Dre
Sauron:
Eminem
Al Gore
Extra-
B_Athena: Actually, I have it on very good authority that they have decided to do an entire musical cast...you know - the *N'Sync steps in for Elrond and Co., The Backstreet Boys become the Fellowship, Eminem has been moved to play the dark Lord and Dr. Dre has taken up Saruman. Christina is Galadriel, Britney is Arwen, and I am Eowyn.
Silmaril: Legolas (Vanilla Ice) and Gimli (MC) going to rap their way through the Mines of Moria (enough to scare any orc, even a Balrog, away).
----------
"Aw that's it, I ran out of funny." -David Spade
----------
Snacks Up
----------
Not too sure what to get for a snack at the movies when you see FotR? Well, me and my brother have come up with a few items you might want to purchase:
Peregrin Patties (Peppermint Patties)
StriderUp (7Up)
Westernestea (Nestea)
Dr. Pippin (Dr. Pepper)
Jolly Rangers (Jolly Ranchers)
Mountain Doom (Mountain Dew)
Or perhaps after the film, you can stop at Bilbo King (Burger King) or MerryDonalds (McDonalds) and pick up some Oneon Rings. Or you can get a plain Samwich.
----------
Different versions of the verse of the Rings
----------
The Lord of the Twinkies
One Twinkie to rule them all
One Twinkie (so buy them!)
One Twinkie to bring them all
And in the snacks aisle bind them
----------
The Lord of the Flies
One Flyswatter to rule them all
One Flyswatter to die by
One flytrap to catch them all
And in its stickyness bind them
----------
The Lord of the Teenyboppers
One Boyband to duplicate them all
One Popstar to date them
One ticketmaster to charge them all
And in Foxboro Stadium bind them
----------
Casting Call
----------
(Special thanks to some of the people at tolkienonline.com for adding on)
Don't like the current cast? Be happy you got who you did. Here's a cast list you WOULDN'T like to have:
Frodo Baggins:
Adam Sandler
Elton John
Sam Gamgee:
Brad Pitt
Pippin Took:
Rob Schneider
Merry Brandybuck:
Danny DeVito
Bilbo Baggins:
Martin Short
Aragorn:
Kevin Sorbo
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
Mick Jagger
Sylvester Stallone
Boromir:
Kelsey Grammer
Faramir:
David Hyde Pierce (sp?)
Gandalf:
Martin Sheen
David Bowie
Legolas:
Leonardo DeCaprio
Vanilla Ice
Gimli:
the Dunkin Donuts Guy (Ed?)
MC Hammer
Dan Akroyd
Mr. T (HAHHHHHHHHH)
Elrond:
Richard Hatch
Steven Tyler
Arwen:
Britney Spears
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Do NOT ask...)
Glorfindel:
Fabio
Celeborn:
Eminem
Galadriel:
Pamela Anderson Lee
Tom Bombadil:
Gilbert Gottfried
Beregond:
Sean Hayes (Jack on Will & Grace)
Bergil:
Haley Joel Osment
Treebeard:
Michael Jordan
Eowyn:
Christina Aguleria
Madonna
Whitney Houston
Saruman:
Woody Allen
Bill Clinton
Dr. Dre
Sauron:
Eminem
Al Gore
Extra-
B_Athena: Actually, I have it on very good authority that they have decided to do an entire musical cast...you know - the *N'Sync steps in for Elrond and Co., The Backstreet Boys become the Fellowship, Eminem has been moved to play the dark Lord and Dr. Dre has taken up Saruman. Christina is Galadriel, Britney is Arwen, and I am Eowyn.
Silmaril: Legolas (Vanilla Ice) and Gimli (MC) going to rap their way through the Mines of Moria (enough to scare any orc, even a Balrog, away).
----------
"Aw that's it, I ran out of funny." -David Spade