Sailor
Ghost: MINNASAN KONNICHIWA!!! Welcome to another utterly ridiculous
fanfic!! A totally pointless whatever that I came up with while doing my
chemistry homework!
Mitsukake:....................
Sailor
Ghost: ^^() Anou....I gues I should tell you what the whole point of
this list is, huh?? And Why Mitsukake-sama is here.....(latches onto his arm
and rubs her head on his shoulder)
Mitsukake:
Yah, that'd be nice....
Sailor
Ghost: Well, I was innocently doing my homework when BOOM!!! A Fushigi
Yuugi inconsistancy popped into my head. Funny how they do that huh,
Mitsukake-sama??
Mitsukake:...................
Sailor
Ghost: Anyways, I thought...hmmm....MIAKA was the one who named
Tama-Neko Tama-Neko, and he was Mitsukake's cat first...so what did Mitsukake
call him before Miaka named him Tama-neko???????
Mitsukake:
I called him....
Sailor
Ghost: SO I decided that I'd make a fanfic out of it and invite
Mitsu-sama to help me deliver a running commentary!!! Pretty smart of me, eh,
Mitsukake-sama??
Mitsukake:
Don't you have some other bishounen to stalk?? I have some angst to get back
to...
Sailor
Ghost: NOPE!!! Geo-sama is still upset over that Eagle thing, Fujisawa
is married, Tasuki still hasn't lifted that restarining order, Gateau is gay,
Sorata is infatuated with some other lady, Van is...
Mitsukake:
Oh......um....OK.....I get it.
Tama-neko:
Mrow! Mrow! (translation: Hi, you stupid, brain dead humans!! Little do
you know of my plans to take over the post office and mail cotton candy to
Richard Simmons!!! BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!)
Mitsukake:
Hi, Tama-neko. Have you come to dwell in my angst, too??
Tama-neko:
MEOW!! (translation: That's Tama-Neko, Kami-sama Ichiban to you, vile
human!!!)
Sailor
Ghost: Irasshai, Tama-neko!!! Now that the title character is here we
can start!!! YAY!!!
1.
Myou Juan, Junior
Sailor
Ghost: I'm sure being a bum was a pretty lonely life.
Mitsukake:
At least I managed to lose some weight...
2.
Hey you
3.
Jojo the Wonder Kitty
Mitsukake:
I wouldn't even wish that name on a mortal enemy.
4.
Tamakins
5.
Booger Head
6.
BooBoo Kitty
7.
Fuzzbutt
8.
Name yourself. I'm getting a beer.
Mitsukake:
That's not a name...
Tama-neko:
Puuuuurrrr....Mrow? (translation: Yes, but you have said that on several
ocasions, haven't you?)
9.
Felix-neko
10.
Neko-neko
11.
Nuku-Nuku
12.
Walking Flea Factory
Sailor
Ghost: Like YOU weren't when you were an old bum!!!
Mitsukake:
I was a sanitary bum.
13.
Bob
14.
Merle (har har)
15.
Fish Breath
16.
Mambo Joe the Amazing Anthropomorphic Dancing Cat!!
17.
Jack
18.
Mack
19.
Buddy
20.
Lunch
Mitsukake:
.....uhhhh.....(attempts to sneak out)
Sailor
Ghost: @.@
Tama-neko:
MEEEEEEEEOOOOOW!!!! MROOOOOW!!!!! (translation: He'll do it, too!!! I'm
not his first pet, you know!!!!)
21.
Gilligan
22.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Muffinkins
23.
Daddy's Little Precious Kitty-Witty
24. The
Only One Who Ever Makes Any Sense Around Here
Mitsukake:
I still call him that sometimes.
25.
Furry Little Moustached Man
26.
Pika Pika Pikachu
27.
Barney
28.
Garfunkle
29.
Snoopy
30.
Poopy
32.
My Walking Rug
33.
Mud for Brains
34.
Sanitary Self-Cleaning Domesticated Feline Animal Companion
Sailor
Ghost: Actually....this would be something Mitsukake would
say....assuming he actually says something. Such a waste of Kouji Ishii's
talents, ne no da?
35.
Mommy
36.
Guard Dog
Mitsukake:
Yah, to make sure no one robbed my cardboard box. Har, har.
37.
The Only One Who Understands My Pain
38.
Nicky Doodles
39.
Schnookums
40.
That's My Dinner, Onone Neko!! SHINI!!!!
Sailor
Ghost: My, my, Mitsukake. Temper, temper.
Mitsukake:
I was angry over my scant character development.
41.
Smelly
42.
WATASHI NO TAMAGOYAKI!!!!! YANYANYANYANYAN!!!!
Mitsukake:
What the..........???
Sailor
Ghost: Well, I'm hungry and Napster is on ^^()()
43. I
Should've Rescued a Dog
44.
Spot
45. A
Serious Detriment to my Salary
46.
Santa's Little Helper
47.
SHOUKA-SAN!!!!
Sailor
Ghost: Awwwwwwww ;_;
Mitsukake:
That was somewhere between the denial and acceptance phases. Thanks for opening
up old wounds...................
48.
Sailor Ghost is Dumb and Should Keep These Things To Herself??
Mitsukake:
That's a little better...
49.
Stinky Beans
AND
WHAT I HONESTLY BELIEVE MITSUKAKE'S NAME FOR TAMA-NEKO WAS BEFORE MIAKA NAMED
HIM TAMA-NEKO......
50.
What cat??
fin!
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Mitsukake:
You're one disturbed person, Sailor G...hey, where is she??
Sailor
Ghost: (comes in dressed like Shouka - groovy loopy hair and all)
OYASUMINASAI, MINNASAN!!!!!!
Mitsukake:
Why are you dressed like my dead fiancee??
Tama-neko:
Mrooooow.......(translation: I need some catnip...)
Sailor
Ghost: (latches onto Mitsukake's arm again) Oh, come on, don't
you want a happy ending to your story?
Mitsukake:
My happy ending died a long time ago.
Sailor
Ghost: Awwwwwww.....;_; I'm tearing up!
Tama-neko:
(puts a fedora on and walks out with his briefcase) Mrow, Mrow.
Mroooooow, mrow. (translation: looks like you're going to get a sucky ending!
Goodnight, folks!! Kiss, kiss! Hi Mom!
fin