Imporant Notice:
The story you are about to read is stupid, idiotic, nonsense, childish, whatever. It was written like that in order to make it amusing. If this kind of humor does not amuse you, don't read the story and don't send reviews saying this is idiotic. I already know that.
-=Misty and James=-
Once upon a time there was a stupid kid called Ash. He was so stupid so he slammed into telephone poles every 5 minutes. In his voyages he had a partner called Misty. Misty was a very hot babe! Eventually Ash died because of slamming into telephone poles too much. Misty was very sad because she had no one to be angry at (she's so cute when she's angry!!). She was walking around and thinking, thinking and walking around. She thought a lot so she just walked away. She walked and walked and walked and then she saw a man with blue hair and the letter "R" on his shirt. The man looked preety high and he had a note stuck inside his nostril. Misty pulled out the note, cleaned it from the blue-hair man nasal excrete usings Ash's underwear (she needs a napkin, and he's dead so he doesn't need them anymore) and then she started to read it.
"Hello! My name is James. You find me in a condition like this because my friend Jessie won't understand all of the hints I give her about my love to her. I guess she loves me too but it just won't work... I decided to run away from my problems so I stuffed some LSD to our cat Meowth and I ate him. I also wrote this letter and stuck it in my nostril but I didn't feel any pain."
Misty wondered how James could have wrote that he felt no pain if it was already inside his nose, or maybe it was an extremely flexible pen. As we all know, Ash the impotent didn't satisfy Misty's sexual appetite so she had a very strong urge for sex. James was still high and he noticed how beautiful looking Misty is. He looked at her Brock style and Misty saw him. Without no hesitation, Misty jumped on James.
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After that night, James realized that he can't use Misty as a substitue for Jessie (I would, though) and Misty finally lost her virginity. But there was still something wrong - something was itching on Misty's leg. She looked down and saw Pikachu in the middle of an intensive masturbation. Misty didn't get enough from James (he was drugged, you know) jumped on Pikachu and they started to...
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Pikachu couldn't keep up with Misty's pace so he fell down and died. Misty was upset because of Pikachu's and Togepi's lost (Pikachu ate Togepi in a temporary retardness attack) and she wanted to suicide. She tried shooting herself in the temple but missed. She tried jumping of a building, but her leg got stuck in roof tiles. She tried many things, but with no success. She went around the Pokemon world here and there, there and here until she saw James running terrified from a wierd woman with a red long (longer than that!) hair. James stopped, breathing heavily, and yelled at Jessie (the one with the red hair): "There she is! It wasn't my fault! I was drugged!". A big vein popped on Jessie's forehead. She ran towards misty, she slapped her with her big hair. Misty fell down to the ground and died. Or did she?...
THE END
Mike A, August 2001.
The story you are about to read is stupid, idiotic, nonsense, childish, whatever. It was written like that in order to make it amusing. If this kind of humor does not amuse you, don't read the story and don't send reviews saying this is idiotic. I already know that.
-=Misty and James=-
Once upon a time there was a stupid kid called Ash. He was so stupid so he slammed into telephone poles every 5 minutes. In his voyages he had a partner called Misty. Misty was a very hot babe! Eventually Ash died because of slamming into telephone poles too much. Misty was very sad because she had no one to be angry at (she's so cute when she's angry!!). She was walking around and thinking, thinking and walking around. She thought a lot so she just walked away. She walked and walked and walked and then she saw a man with blue hair and the letter "R" on his shirt. The man looked preety high and he had a note stuck inside his nostril. Misty pulled out the note, cleaned it from the blue-hair man nasal excrete usings Ash's underwear (she needs a napkin, and he's dead so he doesn't need them anymore) and then she started to read it.
"Hello! My name is James. You find me in a condition like this because my friend Jessie won't understand all of the hints I give her about my love to her. I guess she loves me too but it just won't work... I decided to run away from my problems so I stuffed some LSD to our cat Meowth and I ate him. I also wrote this letter and stuck it in my nostril but I didn't feel any pain."
Misty wondered how James could have wrote that he felt no pain if it was already inside his nose, or maybe it was an extremely flexible pen. As we all know, Ash the impotent didn't satisfy Misty's sexual appetite so she had a very strong urge for sex. James was still high and he noticed how beautiful looking Misty is. He looked at her Brock style and Misty saw him. Without no hesitation, Misty jumped on James.
-Censored-
After that night, James realized that he can't use Misty as a substitue for Jessie (I would, though) and Misty finally lost her virginity. But there was still something wrong - something was itching on Misty's leg. She looked down and saw Pikachu in the middle of an intensive masturbation. Misty didn't get enough from James (he was drugged, you know) jumped on Pikachu and they started to...
-Censored-
Pikachu couldn't keep up with Misty's pace so he fell down and died. Misty was upset because of Pikachu's and Togepi's lost (Pikachu ate Togepi in a temporary retardness attack) and she wanted to suicide. She tried shooting herself in the temple but missed. She tried jumping of a building, but her leg got stuck in roof tiles. She tried many things, but with no success. She went around the Pokemon world here and there, there and here until she saw James running terrified from a wierd woman with a red long (longer than that!) hair. James stopped, breathing heavily, and yelled at Jessie (the one with the red hair): "There she is! It wasn't my fault! I was drugged!". A big vein popped on Jessie's forehead. She ran towards misty, she slapped her with her big hair. Misty fell down to the ground and died. Or did she?...
THE END
Mike A, August 2001.