Take me up before I go-go!

by Cathy the Boff

Aiya! Another one added to my collection of songfics, this one is about Laguna and Julia, and...well, you just read it!

Yes!  Another batty addition to my collection!  This is based around Laguna and Julia, about when they meet up and go to her room during the first dream sequence.  Ahh, yes, I can imagine it now; the bouffant hair, the pearly white teeth, the happy-go-lucky Wham! days, and Uncle Laguna dancing his little ass off while cramping up in his leg!  **^_^**  Please review at the end of this!

Disclaimer:  I do not own these characters, they belong to Squaresoft.  My cat is in the garage sitting on the bonnet of the car looking very unintelligent, so she cannot help me if you so decide to sue me, which would be horrible. 

Julia!

Julia!

Julia!

Julia!

You put the "bang-bang!" into my gun,

You make my leg cramp up when your playin' starts!

"Julia" into my brain (yeah yeah!)

But then my friends say, "Laguna, you should give her your name".

Somethin' was buggin' you,

Somethin' weren't right,

You played your fine song and left into the night,

Left me crampin' in my leg,

I was limpin' but my mates abandoned me instead!!!

Take me up before I go-go,

Don't leave me limpin' round 'ere like a dodo!

Take me up before I go-go,

You don't wanna miss it when I get too drunk!

Then wake me up before I go-go,

Coz I wanna hear you talk 'bout going solo,

Take me up before I go-go,

Let's go drink down the pub!

Don't wanna get too drunk…

You put my shyness out of the way,

You made my sun shine brighter than Selphie on caffeine,

I kept on thinking this was a dream,

Then she told me she could write a song thanks to me!

I want you lady,

But I'm too shy,

And when my leg cramped I wanted to die!

Still you came over

With your champagne flute,

I thought, "Oh MAN!

My friends won't help, but DAMN SHE'S CUTE!"

Take me up before I go-go,

Don't leave me limpin' round 'ere like a dodo!

Take me up before I go-go,

You don't wanna miss it when I get too drunk!

Then wake me up before I go-go,

Coz I wanna hear you talk 'bout going solo,

Take me up before I go-go,

Let's go drink down the pub!

Don't wanna get too drunk…

Fell asleep coz I was drunk,

She said, "Aw, you look so cute when you've gone bottom's up!"

Woke up later in her bed,

Went up to kiss her,

My friends shouted, "Have you done it yet?!"    

Take me up before I go-go,

Don't leave me limpin' round 'ere like a dodo!

Take me up before I go-go,

You don't wanna miss it when I get too drunk!

Then wake me up before I go-go,

Coz I wanna hear you talk 'bout going solo,

Take me up before I go-go,

Let's go drink down the pub!

Aw, ain't that cute?!  Please review!