THE FALL
(Parody of the Call: By the Backstreet Boys)

Let me tell you the story 'bout
The fall that broke my goddamn leg
Me and my homies went out
Because all we do is beg
I fell down a big flight of stairs and said "Ow.
I think I broke my leg."
I was rushed to the ER
Now I need surgery
But I called my mom and said:

Refrain
I think my leg is broken
In three different places
I went and had a lot of surgery
Come again…I broke my leg… and I got help
Whaddya know
I think I gotta go
Gotta go

It been six weeks with my cast on
I can take it off in a few hours
So I was driven right by to the hospital
The doctor tore it off and I had gangrene
Looks like I'll have no leg

Chorus

So now my leg was amputated and it fell right off
I now need a wheelchair all the time
So I have to get right home or I'll die
I fell down
Somebody help pick me up

Chorus