Boring! That is the one word to describe my life. Everyday
I do the same boring things, at the same boring places. I got up this morning,
got ready for school, went to school and came back from school. And then,
something unusual happened when I got home... My cat! Cuddles! She talked
to me!
"Alec, the final battle has begun," she said to me.
"Cuddles?!? How are you talking?"
"Alec, you are Mercury Fighter, leader of the FighterScouts.
We must prepare for the Ultimate Evil!"
"Huh?"
"This world will face destruction if you don't hurry!You
ar Mercury Fighter, one of the Fighter Scouts who are here to protectAmerica!"
"Okay, so your saying I'm the American Sailor Moon, and
now I have to save the world? And your talking. You must have been possessed
by a Ghost Pokémon that watches too much TV."
"I think your the one who's watching too much TV. There's
no such thing as a Pokémon, and you know it."
"Well, there's no such thing as Sailor Moon."
"There maybe, there may not. Take this," she jumps inthe
air and a gold chain with a symbol of the planet Mercury inside a bluerock
falls from where she jumped, "And say Mercury Sapphire Power."
I picked up the chain and put it on. "Mercury Sapphire
Power!" I yelled, and suddenly a wave of bubbles surrounded around me,changing
my clothes into dark blue pants & a blue long sleeve shirt.The Mercury
Saphire was still on my neck, although slightly discolored.
"WOW! COOL!" I screamed in amazement at my new attire.
"So, now what do I do?" I asked Cuddles. Before she got
to answer, a monster appeared.
"Grr. I'm too late, but I can still destroy you! HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, ahem.
"Look, it's a monster!" I said.
"Mercury, use Bubble Wave!" said Cuddles.
"Let me guess, I say 'Mercury Bubble Wave,' right?"
"Yes! Now do it!"
I gained up all my strength and yelled "Mercury Bubble
Wave!" A rushing stream of bubbles flew from my hands, and the monsterwas
gone.
"Yahoo! I did it!" I yelled, and then attempted to calm
myself.
The transformation around me dissapeared, and I walked
into my room to rest.
Snore.. ZZZZZZZ. Snore... Snort!
"Hey Alec! Wake up!"
I arose to the sound of my friend Angel. He was cool,and
we always hang out.
"Woah, I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamed I waslike,
the American Sailor Moon, and my name was Mercury Fighter, and Idestroyed
a monster."
"Alec, that was real," said Cuddles.
"Oh yeah! and Cuddles could talk.... Hey! I wasn't dreaming.
Uh oh..."
"Really? how did you make your cat talk like that?" asked
Angel inquiringly.
"She just talked."
"Come on, I know this is a trick."
"No trick! I'm serious. Watch." I held out the Mercury
Saphire, and said "Mercury Saphire Power!"
The same blue bubbles engulfed me, and I was Mercury Fighter.
"See?"
"Woah! Cool! Let me try!"
"Uh, I'm Mercury Fighter, and I don't think it would work
with you."
"Oh, right. Then what's with the green 4 on my fore head?"
"Haha. 4 on your 4head. Funny. Woah, you really do got
something on your head."
"Your.. your Jupiter Fighter!" said Cuddles with glee.
She jumped into the air revealing another gold chain with the Jupiter Symbol
& an Emerald.
"How come it has to be a 4? I like 3 better."
"That's the astrological sign for Jupiter!" I said.
"Oh. So, do I say Jupiter Saphire Power?"
"No, since your starstone is Emerald, you say JupiterEmerald
Power," said Cuddles.
"Oh, right. Should I do it now. I mean, there's no monsters
around, so there's no reason to transform."
"I guess your right. Let's go to the mall and see if there
any girls hanging around."
Meanwhile somewhere outside Orlando...
"Heh Heh Heh. So someone has decided to destroy my monsters
of power? What a joke. Joe! Get in here!" said a strange green figure.
"Yes, my master?" said Joe, a 19-year old teenager.
"Joe, get your friend Michael to create robots to destroy
the fighter scouts! Take this pill and put in a drink so he will obey your
orders."
"Yes, my master. You will not be failed."
"Hey Alec, look, it's Sam," said Angel.
"Sa Sa Sa Sam?" I said. I had a crush on her, but I never
had the guts to tell her. "Um, let's go home."
"Aw, come on. Why don't you ask her out?" said Angel.
"Um... let's go home."
"What? Are you chicken?"
"No, I just, well um, uh, yes."
Angel sighed. "I at least want a burger."
"Fine, but it's to go..."
"Hi," said a girl who had just walked up to me.
"Sa Sa Sa Sam! What a uh, surprise..." I said.
"How's it going Alec?" said Sam.
"Um, uh uh hi," I staggered.
"Would you like to sit over there with me? I just gotmy
food."
"Um, uh... sure. yeah. I guess."
"Okay, I'll see you in a minute."
"Way to go Alec!" said Angel. "I just ordered, so go ahead."
"Um, I'd like a cheeseburger with a large Coke and fries."
I took my meal to the table. We started eating.
"What are those necklaces?" asked Sam, pointing toward
our Star Stones.
"Um... necklaces," said Angel. "We got them, uh,
in a uh, store down over there." He didn't really point anywhere.
"What store? I'd like to get one," said Sam.
"Um, nice weather we're having," said Angel in one ofthose
voices where you know somethings up.
"Come on, really, what store?"
"Um, how is your family tree going?" said Angel.
"What family tree? Would you quit changing the subject?"
"Um, our grandmothers gave them to us."
"I thought you got it from a store? And your grandmothers
don't live around here..."
"Okay! Gotta run! Bye!" said Angel as he pulled me out
the door of the mall.
It was late when we got home, so I went straight to bed.Good
Night!
Mercury Fighter Says...
Girls can be great friends, whether their just friends,
or girlfriends. Sometimes I wish Samantha could be my girlfriend, but other
times, I'm glad we're just friends.
Cuddles: (sigh) Alec! You don't know anything when itcomes
to girls!
(sigh) Your right. Mercury Fighter Says... See ya! Scram!
Go away! Leave me alone! Don't bother reading this anymore! Your wastingyour
time! Bye! Stop reading! I'm going to stop typing! I've stopped typing!I
am not typing anymore! This is not words you are reading! It is gibberish!
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Bye!
