Smoking = Bad
By Ruri-chan
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Notes: Got the idea when thinking. Yeah it's an odd idea I know but hey who knew I could be so odd? And it's fairly quick.

Pairings: You have to be kidding!

Warning: Humor [that is a dangerous thing]

Disclaimer: X/1999 and its characters are owned by Clamp.
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[Scene: Kitchen with Seishirou having his feet on the table while smoking a cigarette. Nataku comes in in his usual outfit only this time he has a pink apron on.]

Nataku: [sees Sei-san smoking] Nuuu! [runs to him, taking it out of his mouth before tossing it on the ground snuffing it out] Nu smoking in my kitchen!

Seishirou: . [to no more cigarette] . [to Nataku] . [cig] . [Taku-chan] You did not just do that. -.-;;;

Nataku: Nu smoking in my kitchen if you have to smoke outside! [points out the door]

Seishirou: You just get bitchier everytime I see you. That time of the month?

Nataku: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? YOU ONE-EYED FREAK!

Seishirou: Oh you did not just mock my eye...

Nataku: [sticks tongue out] What ya gonna do about it?

[Five minutes later]

Yuuto: [walks into kitchen] O__________O [Everything is really messed up and Seishirou and Nataku are glaring at each other] Umm.. [tries to smile good-naturedly] Can I have some orange juice?

Nataku: T-T You are all ganging up on me!! OUT I SAY YOU SMOKING FREAK OF DEATH!

Seishirou: That's a compliment coming from a genderless wannabe girl!

Nataku: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Yuuto: I'll just get my own..orange juice.. _;;;

Nataku: [grabs a container of orange juice, tosses it at Yuuto's head] YOU GET OUT TOO!

Yuuto: @_@;; [smacked unconisous] Oroooo? [A/N: Kenshin!]

[Later with Satsuki]

Yuuto: [bandage over head] I just want some orange juice! Is that so much to ask!? T_T

Satsuki: There there... [patpat]
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Owari
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Screwy ain't it? C&C!