The Impossible Mission
"Operation Cookies"
By: Quatre No Miko (quatre_no_miko03@yahoo.com)
&
Alys (mazzei@isoc.net)
A Joke:
A spokesperson advised today that the Pillsbury
Doughboy has died due to repeated pokes to the belly. He
was 71. Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned
out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins,
Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and, the Hostess Twinkies. The
graveside was piled high with flours, as long-time friend
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as "a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded." The Doughboy
rose quickly in show business but his later life was
filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Still even as a crusty old man he was a roll
model for millions. Doughboy was survived by his second
wife: Play Dough. They have two children and one in the
oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Doughboy will be missed by the many who loved to poke fun
at him.
And Now the Story!!!
"THE BUTTER IS STILL FROZEN!" growled Trowa as he
again pushed the defrost button on the microwave. "How
long does it take for BUTTER to defrost? I mean what kind
of idiot puts butter in the freezer anyway?"
"Does it really matter if it is still frozen? I
mean it is going to be baked anyways, so it should be ok
to have it a little frozen," complained Heero as he
watched Trowa fuse over the butter and microwave again.
"Well the instructions say to use softened butter,
but if it hasn't softened after seven minutes, I guess we
could use it as it is; I don't think it will cause us
problems later," sighed Quatre as he opened another drawer
looking for the rest of the mixer pieces. After finding
nothing again, he slammed it closed with even a louder
sigh.
"Do we have enough of the ingredients?" asked Duo
as he popped a couple of chocolate chips in his mouth.
"Well we WOULD if you would stop eating them,"
said Heero, "I mean we only have that bowl of chips, we
can't waste them on you."
"It was only 2 or 3 chips. Don't have a cow
Heero," said Duo as he sneaked a couple more when Heero
wasn't looking.
"What a bunch of weaklings, the famous Gundam
Pilots being beaten by a recipe for chocolate chip
cookies," Wufei grumbled as he set a bowl on the counter.
"You know Wufei this would have never happened if
you would have just kept your mouth shut around the
girls," said Trowa calmly as he gave Wufei a not so
pleased look.
************* Flashback ***********
"Okay guys. This is the big one. On the count of
three, PUSH!" said Jasmine to the other girls beside her.
"This piece of suit is going to be the hardest to move."
"Don't you think we already ready know that Jaz?"
asked Laura who was getting tired from working all day.
"I hate cleaning up after the guys," complained
Lizzy as she stretched her sore muscles.
"I mean good God, how many times do we have to
tell them that if they destroy someone they've got to
clean up afterwards?" seriously said Monica with a slight
grin on her face.
After laughing at Monica's joke, the girls went
back to pushing the broken piece of mobile suit lying
before them. The girls and others had been working all
day cleaning up after the battle that had taken place a
few miles from their home early today. Their boyfriends
(a.k.a. the Gundam Pilots except Wufei who is a jerk) had
supposedly been in a meeting the entire time and were not
there to help. It had been a very long day and the girls
were not in the best of moods. While they were pushing a
voice came from behind them.
"Women are such weaklings," said Wufei in his
usual tone.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…No, you did not just say
that," growled Lizzy as she stopped working.
"But look at you four. You know you can't move
that," laughed Wufei.
"Alright that's it Wuffy! If you don't shut up
right now I'm going to beat you with a stick!" snapped
Monica. Then with a quick thought (which is an
improvement for her) said, "Ok, well maybe I won't beat
you, but I'll have Quatre do it!"
"Have me do what?" asked Quatre, as he and the
other pilots walked up behind Wufei.
"Quatre! Beathimwithastick!" whined Monica
looking at Quatre pleadingly.
"What in the hell is she saying?" Trowa asked
Lizzy.
"She wants Quatre to beat Wuffy with a stick," she
replied.
"Do not call me Wuffy," growled Wufei as he glared
at the girls. "And Quatre I wouldn't even try to beat me
with a stick if you know what's good for you."
Before Quatre could reply, Lizzy opened her mouth
again.
"Woof, woof, woof."
One could almost see the smoke coming out of
Wufei's ears as Heero and Duo grabbed his arms and held
him back.
"What is going on here?" asked Duo; who was
struggling to hold onto Wufei.
"We can't leave you guys alone at all. What are
you trying to do? Start another war?" asked Heero calmly.
"He started it!" yelled Lizzy, looking back at the
girls for agreement.
"No I didn't! I only stated the truth," said
Wufei in retaliation.
"Oh don't even try to sound all innocent!" Monica
yelled glaring at Wufei.
"Okay one at a time tell us what happened," said
Quatre looking at everyone sternly.
"I only stated how the girls were having trouble
moving this piece of mobile suit," Wufei said calmly.
"Only stated! Hello! You called us weaklings!"
said Lizzy annoyed.
"Oh Wufei, not the whole weakling thing again. You
know, you are never going to get a girl to like you if you
insult them all the time," sighed Duo as he let Wufei go.
"Anyone who would like him would have to be on the
zero system if you ask me," whispered Jaz to Laura; making
sure it was heard by everyone else. Not able to help
themselves, Monica and Lizzy started laughing at the
comment. Duo was also laughing hard, and Quatre was trying
his best not to; but he wasn't doing very well. For a
split second Heero and Trowa smiled at the joke, but it
was gone before anyone could really notice.
"You know," started Trowa as everyone began to
calm down; "Wufei does have a point. You guys shouldn't be
trying to do stuff you know you can't do."
"Yea, you guys know you aren't strong enough to
move that. You should have let us do it for you," said Duo
looking back at Quatre and Heero for their agreement. Both
nodded in approval of what he said, none of them noticing
the changing moods of the girls.
"Aren't strong enough?" asked Jaz with an
angry/upset look on her face.
"What is that supposed to mean?" asked Lizzy who
was getting angrier by the moment.
"Well, it means, uh…" started Trowa who was
finally noticing that the girls were not too pleased with
any of them at the moment.
"Quatre, you're not agreeing with them are you?
You don't think I'm weak do you?" asked Monica with a bit
of a sad/annoyed look on her face.
"No, its, its not that. I just think, well you
know…"
"You just can't move that. We all know it. It was
sweet of you to try, but now you better let us men do the
rest," said Duo.
"Let you MEN do the rest!" shouted Lizzy as Monica
started her ever famous quaking fists.
"Who do you think you are? If I weren't an
Aquarius I swear I would beat you all with a stick! You
are so lucky I'm a pacifist!" yelled Monica.
"If you are such a pacifist, then why don't you
just go and join Miss Relena Pain in the Ass, Miss
Monica," said Wufei under his breath. "And you know what.
The rest of you should go with her."
"That was dumb," said Heero as he backed away.
"Oh yea," added Trowa who was joining him.
"Yea, you guys better get out of here. I swear if
you don't get out of my sight, there is going to be a war
that even the famous Gundam Pilots can't win," yelled
Lizzy.
"Grr," added Monica.
**************** End Flash Back *******************
"You know that really wasn't all my fault," said
Wufei, "If Duo hadn't opened his big mouth this would have
never happened."
"Well if you hadn't pissed them off earlier, I
wouldn't have said anything," shouted Duo as he through a
chocolate chip at him.
"If you want to start a fight, I swear Nataku and
I can give you one."
"Will you two just shut up already?" yelled
Quatre, as he then quickly ducked as a chocolate chip came
flying at him and ended up hitting the person behind him
right between the eyes.
"DUO!!!!" roared Heero as he glared angrily at
him. "I swear if you don't stop goofing around I am going
to tell Jaz that you have been sneaking around with
Hilde!"
"You do that, and I tell Laura the reason you were
missing the other night was because you were with the
bitch Relena all night."
"I am so glad we don't have old girlfriends that
can ever be brought back up again," said Trowa as he and
Quatre watched the two argue for a while longer. Looking
around the kitchen Quatre saw the mess that was once the
counters, floor, and everything else that was in the room.
The pilots themselves very covered in cookie mess, and the
bowl of "cookie dough" was just sitting on the counter
untouched and un-noticed.
"Would you two give it a rest already? I mean come
on. This is not helping the situation," shouted Quatre,
getting the attention of the two fighting pilots.
Glaring at each other one more time, Duo and Heero stopped
shouting at each other.
"Guys, I'm going to get some towels to clean up
with. Why don't you guys start preheating the oven," said
Duo over his shoulder as he walked out of the room.
"We're really not going to give this stuff to the
girls are we?" asked Trowa, eyeing their creation. "I mean
it doesn't look safe."
"Oh it's fine. What does it matter anyways? Their
just stupid, weak…"
"Wufei," growled Trowa. "Do not even start that."
A few minutes later, just as the oven was beeping,
Duo came rushing into the room.
"Problem. Monica and Lizzy are heading this way.
Hurry up and put those cookies into the oven."
"But I don't think…" started Trowa as Duo pushed
the bowl into his hands and handed Quatre a spoon.
"You two handle the cookies, Heero, Wufei, and I
will stall the girls," rushed Duo as he pushed the other
two out the door. Before leaving himself, he switched the
oven onto high, and then walked out the door himself just
as the girls were heading into the dining room.
"What in the world?" started Lizzy, seeing three
of the Gundam Pilots covered in what looked like most of
the food from the kitchen.
"What in the hell did you three get into?" asked
Monica, almost falling over in laughter.
"Um well, you see," started Heero, looking at the
closed door the behind him.
"The kitchen exploded. You know, enemies and all.
Always blowing up those kitchens first," said Duo looking
at the other two for help. Heero just shook his head, as
Wufei looked away with an "I don't know him" look on his
face.
"Right… Um, where are Trowa and Quatre?" asked
Lizzy, shaking with laughter.
"There in the kitchen. They will be out soon,"
said Wufei before Duo could open his mouth again.
Just then black smoke started creeping out from above the
door, and coughing could be heard inside the room.
"Oh my God! The kitchen is on fire. Did it really
blow up?" shouted Monica pushing her way through, into the
guarded room, Lizzy and the others not far behind.
Once inside, Monica just stared at what was once a
kitchen. Lizzy, leaning against the counter for support
looked at Trowa and Quatre who were holding a tray of what
looked like black rocks.
"You really did blow up the kitchen," she mumbled.
"Lizzy, your room is cleaner than this," said
Monica, once she was able to speak again.
"What happened here Trowa?" asked Lizzy. "And we
are so not cleaning this up. Right Monica?"
"Heck yea. I'm not cleaning this up. So what did
happen here?"
"Um well you see, we knew you were mad and all,"
started Quatre, looking down at the floor with a guilty
face.
"So we decided to make it up to you," added Duo.
"We thought cookies would be a good idea," said
Heero.
"So we tried to make cookies. It didn't exactly
work," finished Trowa.
"Aw! How sweet. It's a shame that we had already
forgiven them though," said Monica as she hugged Quatre
around the neck.
"I think I am going to be sick," mumbled Wufei and
Lizzy at the same time.
"Hey, Monica we need to go. See you guys later."
"Where are you going?" asked Duo as he looked
hopefully at the girls and then back at the mess.
"Well, we need to get back to Laura and Jazz. We
only came here for a snack," said Lizzy as she and Monica
headed back out the door. Before they got far, Monica
turned around and ran back into the kitchen.
"Oops, almost forgot the snack," she laughed as
she opened the fridge and pulled out a roll of pre-made
cookie dough.
The End
Well What do you think? E-Mail us ok?
mazzei@isoc.net - Alys
quatre_no_miko03@yahoo.com - Quatre No Miko
"Operation Cookies"
By: Quatre No Miko (quatre_no_miko03@yahoo.com)
&
Alys (mazzei@isoc.net)
A Joke:
A spokesperson advised today that the Pillsbury
Doughboy has died due to repeated pokes to the belly. He
was 71. Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned
out including: Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins,
Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and, the Hostess Twinkies. The
graveside was piled high with flours, as long-time friend
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as "a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded." The Doughboy
rose quickly in show business but his later life was
filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very
smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Still even as a crusty old man he was a roll
model for millions. Doughboy was survived by his second
wife: Play Dough. They have two children and one in the
oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Doughboy will be missed by the many who loved to poke fun
at him.
And Now the Story!!!
"THE BUTTER IS STILL FROZEN!" growled Trowa as he
again pushed the defrost button on the microwave. "How
long does it take for BUTTER to defrost? I mean what kind
of idiot puts butter in the freezer anyway?"
"Does it really matter if it is still frozen? I
mean it is going to be baked anyways, so it should be ok
to have it a little frozen," complained Heero as he
watched Trowa fuse over the butter and microwave again.
"Well the instructions say to use softened butter,
but if it hasn't softened after seven minutes, I guess we
could use it as it is; I don't think it will cause us
problems later," sighed Quatre as he opened another drawer
looking for the rest of the mixer pieces. After finding
nothing again, he slammed it closed with even a louder
sigh.
"Do we have enough of the ingredients?" asked Duo
as he popped a couple of chocolate chips in his mouth.
"Well we WOULD if you would stop eating them,"
said Heero, "I mean we only have that bowl of chips, we
can't waste them on you."
"It was only 2 or 3 chips. Don't have a cow
Heero," said Duo as he sneaked a couple more when Heero
wasn't looking.
"What a bunch of weaklings, the famous Gundam
Pilots being beaten by a recipe for chocolate chip
cookies," Wufei grumbled as he set a bowl on the counter.
"You know Wufei this would have never happened if
you would have just kept your mouth shut around the
girls," said Trowa calmly as he gave Wufei a not so
pleased look.
************* Flashback ***********
"Okay guys. This is the big one. On the count of
three, PUSH!" said Jasmine to the other girls beside her.
"This piece of suit is going to be the hardest to move."
"Don't you think we already ready know that Jaz?"
asked Laura who was getting tired from working all day.
"I hate cleaning up after the guys," complained
Lizzy as she stretched her sore muscles.
"I mean good God, how many times do we have to
tell them that if they destroy someone they've got to
clean up afterwards?" seriously said Monica with a slight
grin on her face.
After laughing at Monica's joke, the girls went
back to pushing the broken piece of mobile suit lying
before them. The girls and others had been working all
day cleaning up after the battle that had taken place a
few miles from their home early today. Their boyfriends
(a.k.a. the Gundam Pilots except Wufei who is a jerk) had
supposedly been in a meeting the entire time and were not
there to help. It had been a very long day and the girls
were not in the best of moods. While they were pushing a
voice came from behind them.
"Women are such weaklings," said Wufei in his
usual tone.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…No, you did not just say
that," growled Lizzy as she stopped working.
"But look at you four. You know you can't move
that," laughed Wufei.
"Alright that's it Wuffy! If you don't shut up
right now I'm going to beat you with a stick!" snapped
Monica. Then with a quick thought (which is an
improvement for her) said, "Ok, well maybe I won't beat
you, but I'll have Quatre do it!"
"Have me do what?" asked Quatre, as he and the
other pilots walked up behind Wufei.
"Quatre! Beathimwithastick!" whined Monica
looking at Quatre pleadingly.
"What in the hell is she saying?" Trowa asked
Lizzy.
"She wants Quatre to beat Wuffy with a stick," she
replied.
"Do not call me Wuffy," growled Wufei as he glared
at the girls. "And Quatre I wouldn't even try to beat me
with a stick if you know what's good for you."
Before Quatre could reply, Lizzy opened her mouth
again.
"Woof, woof, woof."
One could almost see the smoke coming out of
Wufei's ears as Heero and Duo grabbed his arms and held
him back.
"What is going on here?" asked Duo; who was
struggling to hold onto Wufei.
"We can't leave you guys alone at all. What are
you trying to do? Start another war?" asked Heero calmly.
"He started it!" yelled Lizzy, looking back at the
girls for agreement.
"No I didn't! I only stated the truth," said
Wufei in retaliation.
"Oh don't even try to sound all innocent!" Monica
yelled glaring at Wufei.
"Okay one at a time tell us what happened," said
Quatre looking at everyone sternly.
"I only stated how the girls were having trouble
moving this piece of mobile suit," Wufei said calmly.
"Only stated! Hello! You called us weaklings!"
said Lizzy annoyed.
"Oh Wufei, not the whole weakling thing again. You
know, you are never going to get a girl to like you if you
insult them all the time," sighed Duo as he let Wufei go.
"Anyone who would like him would have to be on the
zero system if you ask me," whispered Jaz to Laura; making
sure it was heard by everyone else. Not able to help
themselves, Monica and Lizzy started laughing at the
comment. Duo was also laughing hard, and Quatre was trying
his best not to; but he wasn't doing very well. For a
split second Heero and Trowa smiled at the joke, but it
was gone before anyone could really notice.
"You know," started Trowa as everyone began to
calm down; "Wufei does have a point. You guys shouldn't be
trying to do stuff you know you can't do."
"Yea, you guys know you aren't strong enough to
move that. You should have let us do it for you," said Duo
looking back at Quatre and Heero for their agreement. Both
nodded in approval of what he said, none of them noticing
the changing moods of the girls.
"Aren't strong enough?" asked Jaz with an
angry/upset look on her face.
"What is that supposed to mean?" asked Lizzy who
was getting angrier by the moment.
"Well, it means, uh…" started Trowa who was
finally noticing that the girls were not too pleased with
any of them at the moment.
"Quatre, you're not agreeing with them are you?
You don't think I'm weak do you?" asked Monica with a bit
of a sad/annoyed look on her face.
"No, its, its not that. I just think, well you
know…"
"You just can't move that. We all know it. It was
sweet of you to try, but now you better let us men do the
rest," said Duo.
"Let you MEN do the rest!" shouted Lizzy as Monica
started her ever famous quaking fists.
"Who do you think you are? If I weren't an
Aquarius I swear I would beat you all with a stick! You
are so lucky I'm a pacifist!" yelled Monica.
"If you are such a pacifist, then why don't you
just go and join Miss Relena Pain in the Ass, Miss
Monica," said Wufei under his breath. "And you know what.
The rest of you should go with her."
"That was dumb," said Heero as he backed away.
"Oh yea," added Trowa who was joining him.
"Yea, you guys better get out of here. I swear if
you don't get out of my sight, there is going to be a war
that even the famous Gundam Pilots can't win," yelled
Lizzy.
"Grr," added Monica.
**************** End Flash Back *******************
"You know that really wasn't all my fault," said
Wufei, "If Duo hadn't opened his big mouth this would have
never happened."
"Well if you hadn't pissed them off earlier, I
wouldn't have said anything," shouted Duo as he through a
chocolate chip at him.
"If you want to start a fight, I swear Nataku and
I can give you one."
"Will you two just shut up already?" yelled
Quatre, as he then quickly ducked as a chocolate chip came
flying at him and ended up hitting the person behind him
right between the eyes.
"DUO!!!!" roared Heero as he glared angrily at
him. "I swear if you don't stop goofing around I am going
to tell Jaz that you have been sneaking around with
Hilde!"
"You do that, and I tell Laura the reason you were
missing the other night was because you were with the
bitch Relena all night."
"I am so glad we don't have old girlfriends that
can ever be brought back up again," said Trowa as he and
Quatre watched the two argue for a while longer. Looking
around the kitchen Quatre saw the mess that was once the
counters, floor, and everything else that was in the room.
The pilots themselves very covered in cookie mess, and the
bowl of "cookie dough" was just sitting on the counter
untouched and un-noticed.
"Would you two give it a rest already? I mean come
on. This is not helping the situation," shouted Quatre,
getting the attention of the two fighting pilots.
Glaring at each other one more time, Duo and Heero stopped
shouting at each other.
"Guys, I'm going to get some towels to clean up
with. Why don't you guys start preheating the oven," said
Duo over his shoulder as he walked out of the room.
"We're really not going to give this stuff to the
girls are we?" asked Trowa, eyeing their creation. "I mean
it doesn't look safe."
"Oh it's fine. What does it matter anyways? Their
just stupid, weak…"
"Wufei," growled Trowa. "Do not even start that."
A few minutes later, just as the oven was beeping,
Duo came rushing into the room.
"Problem. Monica and Lizzy are heading this way.
Hurry up and put those cookies into the oven."
"But I don't think…" started Trowa as Duo pushed
the bowl into his hands and handed Quatre a spoon.
"You two handle the cookies, Heero, Wufei, and I
will stall the girls," rushed Duo as he pushed the other
two out the door. Before leaving himself, he switched the
oven onto high, and then walked out the door himself just
as the girls were heading into the dining room.
"What in the world?" started Lizzy, seeing three
of the Gundam Pilots covered in what looked like most of
the food from the kitchen.
"What in the hell did you three get into?" asked
Monica, almost falling over in laughter.
"Um well, you see," started Heero, looking at the
closed door the behind him.
"The kitchen exploded. You know, enemies and all.
Always blowing up those kitchens first," said Duo looking
at the other two for help. Heero just shook his head, as
Wufei looked away with an "I don't know him" look on his
face.
"Right… Um, where are Trowa and Quatre?" asked
Lizzy, shaking with laughter.
"There in the kitchen. They will be out soon,"
said Wufei before Duo could open his mouth again.
Just then black smoke started creeping out from above the
door, and coughing could be heard inside the room.
"Oh my God! The kitchen is on fire. Did it really
blow up?" shouted Monica pushing her way through, into the
guarded room, Lizzy and the others not far behind.
Once inside, Monica just stared at what was once a
kitchen. Lizzy, leaning against the counter for support
looked at Trowa and Quatre who were holding a tray of what
looked like black rocks.
"You really did blow up the kitchen," she mumbled.
"Lizzy, your room is cleaner than this," said
Monica, once she was able to speak again.
"What happened here Trowa?" asked Lizzy. "And we
are so not cleaning this up. Right Monica?"
"Heck yea. I'm not cleaning this up. So what did
happen here?"
"Um well you see, we knew you were mad and all,"
started Quatre, looking down at the floor with a guilty
face.
"So we decided to make it up to you," added Duo.
"We thought cookies would be a good idea," said
Heero.
"So we tried to make cookies. It didn't exactly
work," finished Trowa.
"Aw! How sweet. It's a shame that we had already
forgiven them though," said Monica as she hugged Quatre
around the neck.
"I think I am going to be sick," mumbled Wufei and
Lizzy at the same time.
"Hey, Monica we need to go. See you guys later."
"Where are you going?" asked Duo as he looked
hopefully at the girls and then back at the mess.
"Well, we need to get back to Laura and Jazz. We
only came here for a snack," said Lizzy as she and Monica
headed back out the door. Before they got far, Monica
turned around and ran back into the kitchen.
"Oops, almost forgot the snack," she laughed as
she opened the fridge and pulled out a roll of pre-made
cookie dough.
The End
Well What do you think? E-Mail us ok?
mazzei@isoc.net - Alys
quatre_no_miko03@yahoo.com - Quatre No Miko