You bump into the most interesting people in a bar. Prompt was: "Cats sleep, anywhere, Any table, any chair" Written for the poetry challenge

Where better to find the perfect gift for your partner than at Grace Brothers Department Store? Please note, this is using April Dancer and not the guys! Written as part of the 14 fics of Christmas

A long way from home and feeling homesick, Willow gets a visit from UNCLE. Written for the 14 Fics of Christmas. Warning: some rough language

Following The Shark Affair - Napoleon and Illya are in Honolulu. A brief encounter with Steve McGarrett of Hawaii Five-0 1964

Early in his career, Illya Kuryakin gets into trouble. Natasha Romanova gets him out. Black Widow angst, moderate Illya whump. Pre-UNCLE, pre-Avengers

UPDATED! A/U A Fireman's Picnic, the PERFECT setting! Oh goody! My muse has popped a gasket! "Oh, tovarisch, I promise you will never live this down!" An arsonist changes the lives of our boys at 51, particularly Mike Stoker...Hail, Hail, the gang's ALL here! Please R/R! UUD

Two old men, two continents… and an explosive discovery that will alter history as they've known it.

Looking for a place to shelter from a Sierra storm, Tony, Senior, and Tali find a strange harbor with a familiar face. Part of the Foothills stories. Written for Maria Priest! Happy birthday!

Pugsley is acting weird, even for an Addams, and there's only one person for the job - Napoleon Solo. Written for the 12 Fics of Christmas

Ducky opened his door and walked in, pausing before he shut it behind him. It had been a long time since he'd had to worry about being jumped by some over-enthusiastic foe, but he was still cautious. He'd been planning for moment just like this one… Written for The12 Fics of Christmas

Illya thought his day couldn't get any worse. All he had to do was find and rescue Napoleon and get out of the house. Too bad Time had other plans for him.

Тайны прошлого и неожиданные открытия обеспечивают Команду приключениями даже после освобождения. Примечание: из Персонажей присутствует Команда А в полном составе, плюс пара вспомогательных, но сайт позволяет обозначить не более 4, поэтому получилось так. Написано в соавторстве с snow leopard для команды WTF A-Team 2017 на Зимнюю Фандомную Битву

Napoleon, Illya and Josephina* journey to England to work with Sherlock and John to stop Thrush with Moriarty's help destroying unknown locations in London. **** Josephine Kuryakin is a AU character and introduced in The Changing of Past Beliefs story in the MFU stories. Thanks to Sparky for her Beta work.

Written in response to a prompt: What if Napoleon and Illya met a superhero?

The U.N.C.L.E agents (old TV show, not the recent movie) stumble upon a certain sarcophagus 35 years before the date when prophecy says it will be delivered to Wolfram & Hart and opened. This could be unfortunate... for T.H.R.U.S.H. A short humor piece that I wrote years ago and never got round to posting here until now.

A deleted scene from the recent Batman '66 meets the Man from UNCLE comic miniseries. I was disappointed that although Egghead and Olga were both in the comic, they didn't really have any interaction, so I decided to write a part in. Set during print issue #5

"Doctor Mallard, you're being investigated for espionage performed under the name Illya Kuryakin." Leans heavily towards NCIS.

Ducky/Ilya character study of beginning of Kill Ari - Part 2

Ducky's/Illya's internal character study after the Meat Puzzle episode, musing on what age had done to the agent.

Companion piece to Strasny Son - Ducky/Ilya's side of the Beta Noire episode.

Beta Noira episode. Ari's view of Ducky in a world where Ducky is Ilya Kuryakin.

When Jim Phelps is handed a mission that only a Russian can complete, he turns to Illya Kuryakin for help. Rated 18 for rape scenes. Slash.

The A-Team has a mission that Murdock can't come along on. When Illya offers Murdock a place to stay, what could possibly go wrong?

Present day. Illya is content in his new identity as Dr Donald Mallard. He only misses two things: Russia, and Napoleon. Slash.

Illya has an unusual encounter...