A completely pointless Tenchi Muyo Fanfic by Courtney
Author's Note-> This fic may or may not make much sense. A and B don't exactly have personalities considering they're dolls. Oh yeah, I don't own Tenchi, but Kerry is of my own creation, MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! Enjoy!
So it begins......
[A young girl of about 15 or 16 is knocking on the door of the Masaki house. Tenchi answers.]
TENCHI-> "Hello! Who are you?"
GIRL-> "Hi! You must be Tenchi! My name is Kerry and I'm here to do an interview."
TENCHI-> "Well come on in! Who are you going to be interviewing?"
KERRY-> ::follows Tenchi inside:: "I need to talk to Washu first."
TENCHI-> "Okay. Right this way!" ::leads her into Washu's lab where we see the red-haired genius at her computer:: "Little Washu? There's someone here to see you!"
WASHU-> "Thank you Tenchi darling!"
TENCHI-> "Um....your welcome." ::hurries out of Washu's lab::
WASHU-> ::turns around and smiles:: "Hello there!"
KERRY-> "Hi Little Washu! My name is Kerry."
WASHU-> ::interupts:: "Oh! You called me *Little* Washu! Good job! Anyway, as you were saying......"
KERRY-> ::smiles:: "Yes. As I was saying my name is Kerry and I've come to do an interview."
WASHU-> ::stands up:: "I'd *love* to!"
KERRY-> ::looks guilty:: "Actually Little Washu, I've come to do interviews with A and B if you don't mind."
WASHU-> "My mini dolls?"
KERRY-> ::nods:: "Uh-huh."
WASHU-> ::looks confused:: "Ok.....that's kinda different though........I'm *much* cuter! Oh well, here they are!"
[A and B pop up and stand on Washu's shoulders.]
A-> "Washu is a genius!"
B-> "Washu is THE genius!"
WASHU-> ::gives a satisfied smile:: "A, B? This nice young lady would like to do an interview with you two."
A-> "Us?"
B-> "Really?"
Washu-> ::nods:: "Yep."
BOTH A AND B-> "Cool!"
WASHU-> ::picks up A and B and carefully places them on each of Kerry's shoulders:: "Here ya go! Be careful!"
KERRY-> ::looks at A, B, and then Washu:: "I certainly will!"
WASHU-> ::waves:: "Have fun girls! See you in a bit!"
BOTH A AND B-> "Bye Washu! And while we're gone, don't forget......you're a genius!"
WASHU-> ::laughs and turns back to her computer:: "How could I ever forget that?"
[Kerry carries A and B to a spot by the little lake. She sits across from them beside a tree. Kerry pulls out a tape recorder.]
KERRY-> "Hello A and B! I don't think I've told you my name yet, so my name is Kerry."
A-> "Hi Kerry! How are you?"
KERRY-> "I'm fine."
B-> "Thanks for giving us a chance at an interview!"
KERRY-> "You're very welcome! You guys don't much interview time?"
A-> "This is our first interview."
B-> "We aren't really the most popular characters......"
A-> "But we move everything along!"
B-> "And we help Washu, the genius!"
A-> ::nods:: "The GREATEST genius!"
KERRY-> "Um...okay. How do you guys *feel* about constantly rooting for Washu?"
A-> "We love it! We weren't programmed to feel any other way!"
B-> "So true. But if we could feel differently, I'm sure we wouldn't! We'd love it just the same!"
KERRY-> "Well thats always good to hear! What do you think of all the stuff going on here in the Masaki house?"
A-> "It has the potential to be a soap opera!"
B-> "A's right! But it'd be a *hilarious* soap opera!"
KERRY-> ::laughs:: "That's the kind of answer you could expect from *anyone*! Now how about I ask you your opinions on everyone here?"
BOTH A AND B-> ::grin devilishly:: "Okay."
KERRY-> "I already know your opinions on Little Washu, so let's start with Tenchi!"
A-> ::swoons as eyes turn to hearts:: "Tenchi......"
B-> ::grins:: "A has a crush on Tenchi!"
KERRY-> ::laughs:: "She does?"
B-> ::nods, still grinning:: "Yep!"
A-> ::repeats Tenchi's name over and over::
KERRY-> "Okay then. What do *you* think about Tenchi, B?"
B-> "Well, I can see why all the girls like him! He's pretty cool."
KERRY-> ::glances at A who is still in her own little world:: "Thats cool. Let's move on. What are your opinions on Ryoko?"
B-> "I like her! She should get Tenchi!"
A-> ::snaps her head up:: "But Tenchi is *mine*!"
B-> "No he's not."
A-> "Why?"
B-> "We're dolls!"
A-> "I know....."
KERRY-> ::stares in disbelief:: "You've gotta be kidding me! You guys don't realize it?"
A-> "Realize what?"
KERRY-> "You guys are always saying Washu is a genius and you know how far her abilities go!"
B-> "Yeah.......and?"
KERRY-> "Ask her to give you a human form like Ryohki has!"
A-> "Why didn't we think of that?"
B-> "I can't *believe* we didn't think of that!"
KERRY-> "You can ask her as soon as we get back, but for right now, let's continue. How about Princess Aeka?"
A-> "I don't like her one bit!"
B-> "Me either. She's a snob!"
A-> "Plus, she's after Tenchi!"
BOTH KERRY AND B-> ::glance at A::
A-> "What?!"
KERRY-> ::laughs:: "What about her sister Sasami?"
A-> "We like her."
B-> "She's the helpful one of the family."
A-> "And her food is excellent!"
KERRY-> "You guys can taste? How?"
A-> "Through Washu silly!"
B-> "She programmed us to be able to taste through her."
KERRY-> "Ooooooh! That's cool. Let's see......who's next....Mihoshi?"
A-> "Don't get me started on her!"
B-> "She always messes up Washu's experiments!"
A-> "Its hard for a genius to work with her around!"
B-> "And Washu is certainly a genius!"
KERRY-> ::thinks to self:: If I hear them say Washu is a genius one more time........>
A-> "And poor Kiyone!"
B-> "Yeah, what did Kiyone do to deserve a partner like that?"
A-> Exactly! Kiyone is so awesome!"
KERRY-> "Okay, I guess that takes care of Mihoshi *and* Kiyone. So let's end this interview with your opinions on Ryohki."
A-> "She is such a darling!"
B-> "I love her! She's so cute!"
KERRY-> "That pretty much concludes our interview. Anything else you want to add?"
BOTH A AND B-> "Yeah."
KERRY-> "What?"
BOTH A AND B-> "Washu is a GENIUS!"
KERRY-> ::laughs:: "I think we all know that by now!"
[They walk back to Washu's lab. Kerry is relieved to finally get rid of the opinionated Washu worshipping dolls.]
WASHU-> "Welcome back! Did you have fun?"
B-> "Yeah!"
A-> ::leaps into Washu's arms:: "Can you give me a human form? Please please please please please?!"
WASHU-> ::looks suprised and glances at Kerry:: "We'll see. I *am* a genius!"
[Washu looks at A and B expectantly, but nothing is said.]
WASHU-> "That's your cue!"
A-> "Oh yeah! Yep, she's a genius!"
B-> "Washu is THE GREATEST genius!"
That would be the end. I know it was stupid and completely
pointless, but hey it was for fun and stories for fun can get pretty silly!
:P Review if you have a chance! I don't mind flames!