This is what happens when it's 2:00 in the morning and you just can't sleep and you end up of thinking of a hopefully good fanfic.
Title: TOO...MANY... DISTRACTIONS!!!
It was a wonderful spring day when Helga entered the park. Today, Helga is going to confess her true feelings to Arnold.
Arnold was sitting on the bench talking to Gerald, and later Gerald left because he had to go home.
Helga walks up to Arnold: Hey football head, how's it goin'"
Arnold: Hey Helga, everythings great.
Arnold was surprised that Helga was being really nice right now.
Helga: Arnold,I have to tell you something.
Arnold: Ok, I'm listening.
Helga: Arnold, all these years when I poked fun of you, calling you names like football head, shrimp...
Arnold: What's your point?
Helga: The reason for my actions is becasue I lo--
A butterfly net covered Helga's head.
Helga: NADINE!!!
Nadine: Sorry, Helga but I saw this monarch butterfly, it was so beautiful, and when it landed on your head, I just had to add to my collection.
Helga: Just keep your blasted net away from me, Nadine!
Nadine: Sorry again Helga.
::Nadine Leaves::
Arnold: So what were you going to say?
Helga:I was going to say that I'm in love with...
:: Curly pops up and starts sniffing Helga::
Curly: Hey guys, guess what I'm going to do!
Arnold and Helga: I know, I know, Paint yourself with tiger stripes and free all the animals at the zoo!!!
Curly: NO fools! I'm going to paint myself with ZEBRA stripes and free all the animals at the zoo!!! Muahahahahahahahaha.
:: Curly runs away, yelling::
Helga: Poor twisted freak, anyway Arnold, I just wanted to tell you that I...I...lo..oo...
::Rhonda shows up::
Rhonda: Arnold, Helga, I need your insights, I'm getting a VERY expensive manicure and I don't know whether to put rhinestones or sequins on my nails. It's driving me mad.
Helga: Look, princess I have no time for your vanity!
Arnold: Personally Rhonda, I think rhinestones would look nice.
::Curly show up again and starts sniffing Rhonda::
Curly: Give Daddy some sugar!!
Rhonda: Oh look at the time, I'm late for my manicure!
:: Rhonda runs as fast as she can::
Harold, Stinky, and Sid show up also.
Harold: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid: Arnold, you have to hide us!
Stinky: We did a gosh darn terrible thing!
Arnold: What is it?
::Sid hands Arnold a Polaroid, it's a picture of Wolfgang wearing a halo of colorful flowers::
Arnold and Helga looked at the picture and burst out laughing!!
Wolfgang runs up to them
Wolfgang: Ok, you little fourth grade creeps, you're going down!
Sid, Stinky, Harold: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
::The 3 of them runs away with Wolfgang chasing after them::
Arnold: Ok, Helga this time I'm listening, what were you going to tell me.
Helga: Ok Arnold, I lov--
::Lila show up::
Lila: Hello Helga. Arnold, I'm ever so certain that we have to start working on out history project, let's go to my house and work on it together.
Arnold is smitten.
Arnold: Ok Lila, I'll go with you, but Helga has to tell me something first.
Lila: Well...ok.
Arnold and Lila both look at Helga.
Helga: I...I...I...I think you're a big dumb football head, Arnoldo! Why am I wasting my time with you.
Arnold: Ok Helga, whateveryou say.
::Lila and Arnold leave::
Helga takes out her locket.
Helga: (talks to the "Arnold" locket) Well, I guess today wasn't the right day.
~The End~
Tell me what you think!!!
Title: TOO...MANY... DISTRACTIONS!!!
It was a wonderful spring day when Helga entered the park. Today, Helga is going to confess her true feelings to Arnold.
Arnold was sitting on the bench talking to Gerald, and later Gerald left because he had to go home.
Helga walks up to Arnold: Hey football head, how's it goin'"
Arnold: Hey Helga, everythings great.
Arnold was surprised that Helga was being really nice right now.
Helga: Arnold,I have to tell you something.
Arnold: Ok, I'm listening.
Helga: Arnold, all these years when I poked fun of you, calling you names like football head, shrimp...
Arnold: What's your point?
Helga: The reason for my actions is becasue I lo--
A butterfly net covered Helga's head.
Helga: NADINE!!!
Nadine: Sorry, Helga but I saw this monarch butterfly, it was so beautiful, and when it landed on your head, I just had to add to my collection.
Helga: Just keep your blasted net away from me, Nadine!
Nadine: Sorry again Helga.
::Nadine Leaves::
Arnold: So what were you going to say?
Helga:I was going to say that I'm in love with...
:: Curly pops up and starts sniffing Helga::
Curly: Hey guys, guess what I'm going to do!
Arnold and Helga: I know, I know, Paint yourself with tiger stripes and free all the animals at the zoo!!!
Curly: NO fools! I'm going to paint myself with ZEBRA stripes and free all the animals at the zoo!!! Muahahahahahahahaha.
:: Curly runs away, yelling::
Helga: Poor twisted freak, anyway Arnold, I just wanted to tell you that I...I...lo..oo...
::Rhonda shows up::
Rhonda: Arnold, Helga, I need your insights, I'm getting a VERY expensive manicure and I don't know whether to put rhinestones or sequins on my nails. It's driving me mad.
Helga: Look, princess I have no time for your vanity!
Arnold: Personally Rhonda, I think rhinestones would look nice.
::Curly show up again and starts sniffing Rhonda::
Curly: Give Daddy some sugar!!
Rhonda: Oh look at the time, I'm late for my manicure!
:: Rhonda runs as fast as she can::
Harold, Stinky, and Sid show up also.
Harold: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sid: Arnold, you have to hide us!
Stinky: We did a gosh darn terrible thing!
Arnold: What is it?
::Sid hands Arnold a Polaroid, it's a picture of Wolfgang wearing a halo of colorful flowers::
Arnold and Helga looked at the picture and burst out laughing!!
Wolfgang runs up to them
Wolfgang: Ok, you little fourth grade creeps, you're going down!
Sid, Stinky, Harold: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
::The 3 of them runs away with Wolfgang chasing after them::
Arnold: Ok, Helga this time I'm listening, what were you going to tell me.
Helga: Ok Arnold, I lov--
::Lila show up::
Lila: Hello Helga. Arnold, I'm ever so certain that we have to start working on out history project, let's go to my house and work on it together.
Arnold is smitten.
Arnold: Ok Lila, I'll go with you, but Helga has to tell me something first.
Lila: Well...ok.
Arnold and Lila both look at Helga.
Helga: I...I...I...I think you're a big dumb football head, Arnoldo! Why am I wasting my time with you.
Arnold: Ok Helga, whateveryou say.
::Lila and Arnold leave::
Helga takes out her locket.
Helga: (talks to the "Arnold" locket) Well, I guess today wasn't the right day.
~The End~
Tell me what you think!!!