The Seven Sages Bright
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This is a parody of the song "The Seven Seas of Rhye," by (duh!) Queen. It's basically supposed to be Ganondorf ranting about he owns everything, and that no one can oppose him. If you don't understand something, then just read the notes I left at the bottom.
If I get a single review for this, I'll be amazed.
Enjoy!
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Fear me, you lords and lady preachers,
I descend upon Hyrule from the light;
I command your very souls, you unbelievers,
I will take their very lives! The seven sages bright!
Can you hear me, you fools and privy councillors,
I will kill all who dare oppose my might;
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust.
I swear that they'll be mine! They're the seven sages bright!
Zeldaaaaa, I'll kill and murder you! Impaaaa! Protect and you'll die;
You are mine, I posess you, belong to me forever! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Storm the master Rauru. I'll fly through by flash and thunder fire
and I'll survive, I'll survive, I'll survive, then I'll defy
the laws of nature and come out aliiiiiiiive! (then I'll get you!)
Begone with you, you shod and shady foolish fighters.
Give out the bad leave out the magic of light ;
I challenge the mighty fighter and his followers,
And with a smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile....I'll take from you the seven sages bright!
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Okay, one: they're called the "seven sages bright" because they are "good guys" on the "bright/light" side (it's a stretch, I know).
Two: G-dorf wants them so he can kill them, thereby stopping any resistance.
Three: The "mighty fighter and his followers" is Link and all the people who are on the good-guys side.
Hope you liked it! Bai!
***
This is a parody of the song "The Seven Seas of Rhye," by (duh!) Queen. It's basically supposed to be Ganondorf ranting about he owns everything, and that no one can oppose him. If you don't understand something, then just read the notes I left at the bottom.
If I get a single review for this, I'll be amazed.
Enjoy!
***
Fear me, you lords and lady preachers,
I descend upon Hyrule from the light;
I command your very souls, you unbelievers,
I will take their very lives! The seven sages bright!
Can you hear me, you fools and privy councillors,
I will kill all who dare oppose my might;
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust.
I swear that they'll be mine! They're the seven sages bright!
Zeldaaaaa, I'll kill and murder you! Impaaaa! Protect and you'll die;
You are mine, I posess you, belong to me forever! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Storm the master Rauru. I'll fly through by flash and thunder fire
and I'll survive, I'll survive, I'll survive, then I'll defy
the laws of nature and come out aliiiiiiiive! (then I'll get you!)
Begone with you, you shod and shady foolish fighters.
Give out the bad leave out the magic of light ;
I challenge the mighty fighter and his followers,
And with a smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile....I'll take from you the seven sages bright!
***
Okay, one: they're called the "seven sages bright" because they are "good guys" on the "bright/light" side (it's a stretch, I know).
Two: G-dorf wants them so he can kill them, thereby stopping any resistance.
Three: The "mighty fighter and his followers" is Link and all the people who are on the good-guys side.
Hope you liked it! Bai!