Imporant Notice:
The story you are about to read is stupid, idiotic, nonsense, childish, whatever. It was written like that in order to make it amusing. If this kind of humor does not amuse you, don't read the story and don't send reviews saying this is idiotic. I already know that.
-=The End=-
Some people have been thinking what will happen on the last episode of Pokemon. Here is what I think, but it probably won't happen because the scripters are not -that- stupid (but it's still cool :-).
Ash finds the secret Team Rocket headquarters - a 50 storey building in the middle of Veridian Forest. Why do they call it secret then if it's so easy to find? It's just like you hear on the evening news: "The president and the prime minister will have a secret meeting...".
Anyway, he enters the building and asks at the reception where is Giovanni. The nice lady (and lucky one, since Brock wasn't there) answered Ash and showed him where the elevators are. Ash started to climb the stairs all the way to the top floor (50, remember?) just to find out that Giovanni's office is on second floor. He got pissed off and ran down the stairs down to floor 2. On 48 floor he tripped because someone threw a banana on the stairs and he fell down all the way to first floor. It seems like the hitting on the head on the stairs helped his little brain (if you can call it like this) a little so he just took the elevator this time.
He walks around in the hallways and finds an office with a plaque that says "Giovanni". He knocks on the door, and knocks, and knocks... After 5 minutes of knocking he realized the he was knocking on the air, and not on the door. He enters the room.
Ash (moaning): Giovanni!
Giovanni: Ash, I have to tell you something. I am your father (Ash moaning in the background). And sorry about that name, it was a private joke between me and your mother.
Ash: Papa!...
Giovanni: You are now skilled enough to become the Team Rocket leader.
Ash moans.
Giovanni: Your mentors shall be Jessie and James.
Ash: Those two losers (moans again)?!
Jessie & James: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! -the next 5 minutes are cut- Losers??? How ignorant and stupid can you be (alot)?? Don't you understand that all of this time we were just training you to be the next Team Rocket leader? At first we were supposed to be the leaders but now we're getting married, so we can't... (smiling at each other)
Ash: T..Th..The next leader of Team Rocket?...
Giovanni: Yes dear son, I have a fatal case of hemorrhoids and I might die any momen...
Ash: Giovanni?
Jessie: Giovanni??
James: Giovanni???
Giovanni: Sorry, I had an itch in my ear. Yes, the doctor told me a month ago that I have only one month to live. I don't have much time left, so from now on, you are the official leader of Team Rocket.
Ash (moaning as usual): Woohoo! The world is mine!! No one can beat me now!! Muhahaha!!!
Suddenly Gary appears and challenges Ash.
Gary: Mewtwo! I choose you!
Ash: Rattata! Go!
Gary defeats Ash and Ash dies. Gary takes Ash's position as the leader of Team Rocket. Giovanni, surprised, watches from the side. Suddenly Giovanni suffers a stroke in his rectum and dies.
THE END
Mike A, August 2001.
The story you are about to read is stupid, idiotic, nonsense, childish, whatever. It was written like that in order to make it amusing. If this kind of humor does not amuse you, don't read the story and don't send reviews saying this is idiotic. I already know that.
-=The End=-
Some people have been thinking what will happen on the last episode of Pokemon. Here is what I think, but it probably won't happen because the scripters are not -that- stupid (but it's still cool :-).
Ash finds the secret Team Rocket headquarters - a 50 storey building in the middle of Veridian Forest. Why do they call it secret then if it's so easy to find? It's just like you hear on the evening news: "The president and the prime minister will have a secret meeting...".
Anyway, he enters the building and asks at the reception where is Giovanni. The nice lady (and lucky one, since Brock wasn't there) answered Ash and showed him where the elevators are. Ash started to climb the stairs all the way to the top floor (50, remember?) just to find out that Giovanni's office is on second floor. He got pissed off and ran down the stairs down to floor 2. On 48 floor he tripped because someone threw a banana on the stairs and he fell down all the way to first floor. It seems like the hitting on the head on the stairs helped his little brain (if you can call it like this) a little so he just took the elevator this time.
He walks around in the hallways and finds an office with a plaque that says "Giovanni". He knocks on the door, and knocks, and knocks... After 5 minutes of knocking he realized the he was knocking on the air, and not on the door. He enters the room.
Ash (moaning): Giovanni!
Giovanni: Ash, I have to tell you something. I am your father (Ash moaning in the background). And sorry about that name, it was a private joke between me and your mother.
Ash: Papa!...
Giovanni: You are now skilled enough to become the Team Rocket leader.
Ash moans.
Giovanni: Your mentors shall be Jessie and James.
Ash: Those two losers (moans again)?!
Jessie & James: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! -the next 5 minutes are cut- Losers??? How ignorant and stupid can you be (alot)?? Don't you understand that all of this time we were just training you to be the next Team Rocket leader? At first we were supposed to be the leaders but now we're getting married, so we can't... (smiling at each other)
Ash: T..Th..The next leader of Team Rocket?...
Giovanni: Yes dear son, I have a fatal case of hemorrhoids and I might die any momen...
Ash: Giovanni?
Jessie: Giovanni??
James: Giovanni???
Giovanni: Sorry, I had an itch in my ear. Yes, the doctor told me a month ago that I have only one month to live. I don't have much time left, so from now on, you are the official leader of Team Rocket.
Ash (moaning as usual): Woohoo! The world is mine!! No one can beat me now!! Muhahaha!!!
Suddenly Gary appears and challenges Ash.
Gary: Mewtwo! I choose you!
Ash: Rattata! Go!
Gary defeats Ash and Ash dies. Gary takes Ash's position as the leader of Team Rocket. Giovanni, surprised, watches from the side. Suddenly Giovanni suffers a stroke in his rectum and dies.
THE END
Mike A, August 2001.