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Subject: FW: kind a cute
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Subject: FW: kind a cute
These are funny!!!
Jennifer Ford
Insurance Coordinator
Ophthalmology . Optometry . Optical
4801 Cliff Ave.
Independence, MO 64055
816 . 350 . 5150
816 . 478 . 4519 fax
jford@ discovervision.com=20
Subject: Fw: kind a cute
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running=20
as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible=20
class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't=20
let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be=20
late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on=20
a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing=20
her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and=20
started running again. As she ran she once again began=20
to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...=20
But please don't shove me either!"=20
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****=20
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon=20
dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her=20
mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money=20
now, will he let us go?"=20
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****=20
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You=20
can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm=20
having a real good time like I am!"=20
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****=20
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their=20
fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few=20
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they=20
give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing.=20
My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he=20
calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy=20
says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few=20
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And=20
it takes eight people to collect all the money!"=20
=20
****=20
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to=20
hear about all the men she could have married, and she=20
didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.=20
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****=20
An elderly woman died last month. Having never=20
married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her=20
handwritten instructions for her memorial service,=20
she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was=20
Alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.=20
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****=20
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What=20
would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"=20
He said, "Call for backup."=20
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****=20
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before=20
she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it=20
necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied,=20
"Because people are sleeping."=20
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****=20
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and=20
Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child=20
replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."=20
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****=20
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten=20
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After=20
explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and=20
thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that=20
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"=20
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou=20
shall not kill."=20
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***=20
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created=20
everything, including human beings. Little Johnny=20
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve=20
was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the=20
week his mother noticed him lying down as though he=20
were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little=20
Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think=20
I'm going to have a wife."=20
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Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2001 12:35:00 -0500 (CDT)
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