SSHG, AU: Severus Snape is incapable of escaping the status of war hero after Harry sodding Potter exposed his memories to the Wizarding World. Forced into the underground society of the Unspeakables to avoid such insufferable spotlights and fame, he is disgusted to learn that Harry Potter needs his help to find Hermione Granger. (COMPLETE)

Hermione discovers a strange, out of place, magical book in muggle bookstore. In deciphering its title she is booknapped into the world of Zork I. Now she must solve the game to escape back to reality.