*Super Moron Heroes*
Ok, here goes my first attempt at a Y.Y.H. fan fic. Thanks friends that I sucked the personality out of. Nothing to warn about.
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Chapter 1 "Really Real"
It all started on a Friday night, the three friends managed to get together at the mall and were trashing the arcade scores. Magujie slammed Marushi down on the ground and did a little victory dance on the corps. Gurennu stood by drumming his fingers on the side of his leg. The real Marushi stepped back and stared in disbelief, "I'm dead? _I'm _dead _!!! Arrgghh! Magujie, you little brat!" She punched the other girl in the shoulder as she knocked off another person, this time powered by the machine.
"Ow." She said mockingly, as she tossed her brown curls with a flip of her head. "I'm going to cry now."
"Oh man, she is soo dissing you!" Gurennu grinned fiendishly, as he stated the obvious.
Marushi just jammed her hand in Magujie's pocket and retrieved a few coins and when she protested, made a fake laugh, "Kukkukkukku!" Then she danced away from a halfhearted and distracted kick.
"Come on Gurennu, let's play a few and prey that she dies soon." She dropped coins into another game and Gurennu followed her with a shrug. After a couple of seconds Marushi was yelling and trying to hit the real Gurennu so that her virtual person might live. "Hey!?! What gives?" The screen suddenly went black.
"Nooo!!! I was on the _last_ guy!!!" Magujie groaned, dropping her head on the dead controls of her gaming console. "Why?!?" That is when the screaming began in the food court right outside of the little store they were in.
Curiously they all walked to the front of the store and watched as a mob of people pushed out the exit. Tables were over turned and kids were crying as the place emptied. A purse was dropped and kicked in their direction. Magujie ran over and picked it up, "Hey Lady! Your
purse!!!" Nobody heard her.
"Listen kid, get out of here! The building is on fire!!!" A campus policeman urged her towards the exit before he went back to the middle of the shopping area.
She walked back over to her friends. "Guys, there's a fire, let's burn...Um, I mean, go." She gave them a dumb grin.
"Are you _insane _?!? We'll get squished like bugs!" Marushi motioned to the people jamming the way.
"To be squashed or bar-b-qued, that's not a good question." Magujie received a "knock it off!" look from Gurennu. "I'll try to keep you from being road kill, now let's get going!" They got as close to the front doors as they could before Magujie, using her superior size, got them into the mass of pushing people.
Gurennu lost his balance and Magujie hauled him up by the back of his shirt. They all made it out in one piece. Magujie, remembering the purse, approached a police officer, "Excuse me, but I..."
"Get behind the line! This place is _dangerous _, get going!!!" She pushed Magujie towards the parking lot.
Gurennu and Marushi walked up as she mumbled something to herself about giving it to a cop friend. "Let's walk to my house, and you can call your moms." So the three of them walked across the lot and the street, heading for Marushi's house.
Gurennu adjusted his faded and newly stretched black T-shirt on his small frame. His jean shorts had slid down a little too much during their mad escape and he tried to discretely pull them up. His shoes were the only "new" thing he was wearing and they were a month old. He liked it that way, then his mom didn't freak if something got ruined.
Marushi wished that her mom was going to be home. Gurennu could get her in trouble, but it was too hot to leave him on the porch. Besides
Magujie was there and Gurennu was almost two years younger then she was. She shrugged her shoulders to herself. She started sweating and took off her long sleeved flannel shirt and tied it around her waist, leaving her in a green T-shirt and loose fit jeans. Her jogging shoes were looking sad. Her mom was going to get her a new pair next week.
Magujie opened a pocket on her fatigues and shoved the purse in. Changing the shoulder her backpack sat on, she sighed heavily. "I bet
my mom has lost five pounds worrying." Her brown T-shirt allowed most of the scars from a skin disorder on her arms to show, and her hiking
boots were brown and green.
The three looked related: brown hair, blue eyes, and light skin. They all hated coconut and loved anime. Each had something unique though: Gurennu was male, not yet a teen, and didn't like cookie dough-something the girls adored-; Marushi loved disobeying, was very friendly with everyone, and knew way to much for her own good -because of her parents- much to her displeasure; and Magujie was pudgy, curly haired, and blow her tough exterior was kind of shy.
Marushi had turned their walk into a nature show. "...And over there is a Mimosa, you can tell because..."
"Shut up, I don't give a flying flip what kind of tree that is. Only tell me if it's going to fall on me." Magujie covered her ears and ran a few paces ahead. Then she stopped and took her hands off of her ears, as she knelt, looking across the lake that ran parallel to the road. She waved them over and pulled Marushi down by the arm. "Check _him_ out!" She said in an excited whisper.
"He looks weird, I wonder what kind of costume that is...He looks familiar." She wrinkled up her face in thought, making her glasses slid down her nose. She pushed them back up.
"Yomi?!? Hey, I bet it's for the new Anime store opening next to the theater." Gurennu said with a grin. "Wonder if he's lost." He looked at the guy for a moment then started to walk towards him.
Magujie grabbed him by the ankle and he almost kissed asphalt. "What the...Let go. You don't think he's _really_ Yomi, do you?!" He laughed at her.
"No moron, But I think he could be a few days short of a week, if you catch my drift."
"Nuts?"
"Yah, and the mall burning could be his fault." She was serious.
"You read to many fan fics! He's just a promotion for dweeb-its like you to go to the store. Wake-up and smell the coffee, this is an actor paid to get to your money." Gurennu scoffed. "Ok, let's get a closer look. Then you can see the make-up and we can go to Marushi's and get out of this heat." He led the way through the trees to see the strangely costumed man. He was gone. "Great, where did he go?"
With a sigh, Magujie shrugged off her pack and stretched.
"There, get them!!!" A young man's voice came from no where, then the three friends found themselves in a mad struggle with quickly moving enemies.
Gurennu had been looking for their "Yomi" and had moved into the field, past the trees. He was jumped from behind and hollered at Marushi to get off of him. His arms were forced behind his back. He struggled to get free and to get a view of his attacker. The back of his head connected with something, a nose?, and he got free. The guy had black hair and brown eyes...Defiantly _not_ Marushi.
Marushi wiped the sweat from her brow and leaned against a tree. She felt eyes on her and looked around. Someone big and muscular, with red curly hair stepped out of the shadows. "If you tell me what you did with it, I wont kill you." Then he attacked her. She was far to surprised to do anything. Then she dropped to her knees at the last moment and the fist meant for her crashed into the tree she had been leaning on and toothpicks went flying as the top of the tree was detached from the bottom. She squeaked in terror and covered her head until the air was free of wood. Then she crawled between his legs and ran. He caught her by her hair and hauled her back painfuly. She jammed her elbow deep between his ribs, hearing a satisfying grunt.
Magujie heard a soft rustle behind her and turned from viewing the lake as a red headed teenaged boy launched himself at her. Down the hill behind her they tumbled until they landed on a level spot. Dazed they both laid there for a moment, then Magujie realized that a boy was on top of her. She struggled against him wildly. Then she slammed her knee into his groin. She tried to get loose as she screamed louder then she had thought possible. He tackled her and they want more down hill, landing in the murky water. Totally freaked, she scratched and bit him until he released her and she scrambled out of the water choking. She reached into her pocket and retrieved her exact-o-knife. She would rather have her skinning knife, but it was at home. When the boy made it out of the water she hid the knife behind her back. He started at her again, but a shrouded in black appeared and pulled him back, "No Kurama, they're _humans _! Human _children _!"
She looked at his stunned face as he fingered a cut on his cheek. "I'm sorry..." She laughed with a hint of insanity creeping into her voice. Then she backslapped him hard.
"_Kurama _?!? And let me guess, you must be _Hiei _!" She sounded poisonous.
They looked at her like she had said that she was a purple mouse. "Who sent _you _?! How do you know us?" The would-be Kurama demanded.
"I can sue! I will sue, if you don't drop the dumb act and loose the costumes. Lots of teens know who those characters are moron. Now who are you and where are my friends?" She put her hands of her very curvy hips and glared at them.
"You hit her in the head Kurama? She's acting like a real loon." 'Hiei' looked at her hard.
"_Me_ hit *_her _*, I barely got a hand on her the whole time. She's good." Magujie folded her arms across her chest when she realized that 'Kurama' had fixed his gaze on it. "Listen girl, I am Kurama and he is Hiei. I haven't the foggiest idea of what you are talking about."
"My friends, what have you done to them?!?" She screamed in his face. "Got that?"
'Hiei' disappeared again and appeared up at the top of the hill. The way he moved wasn't natural, maybe he was...She shook off the thought and ran up the hill after him. 'Kurama' followed. When she reached the spot that they been together last, she found a guy that fit Kuwabara's description pinning Marushi against a tree, her feet dangling. She was laughing at him. "Kuwabara, let her go! She's an earth child."
He dropped her and spun around angrily. "Look what she did to my face." He growled. His eye was black and Nike was printed on his face.
Magujie snickered as she pulled her friend to her feet. "Nice touch!" They high-fived.
"Put me down, you comi-bastard!!!!" Gurennu's voice preceded him as he was brought into the clearing shouldered by a dead ringer of Yusuke. "Let me go you dirty punk!!!"
"Put him down Yusuke, he's human." Hiei repeated himself once more.
"_What _!? I just...He...Agh!" He set his burden down less then gently.
Gurennu was flaming red and growling in anger, as he struggled at his bindings. Magujie cut him free with her exact-o. He put a hand to his face, grumbling about his bloody nose. Magujie found a napkin in her bag that was still against the tree and gave it to him, "You ok?"
"He deserves a chop, jumping me from behind. Bloody jerk! How dare he give me a crud beating!?!" He tossed the soiled napkin in disgust when his nose finally quit bleeding. "Make that a chop and two high 'yas! Arrgghh!!!"
"Gurennu...Grip, as in get one." Magujie frowned.
"Now what do we do? If we leave them the others will find them and kill them, and if we take them, then we have to keep up with them." Yusuke said as a frown creased his face.
"Oh, how I do love being talked over top of." Magujie sounded annoyed. "We don't need to be _kept up with_ and _who_ said we'd go with a bunch of weirdoes like you?"
"What others?" Marushi asked.
"The ones we came after, three dangerous enemies that have allied." Yusuke explained vaguely.
"Yomi!" Magujie gasped. "We saw him over here, then you..."
"Who else? Mukuro? Or maybe Takumo?" Gurennu was snappish. He still thought that they were actors.
"Takumo is dead! Unless...What do you know?!?" Kuwabara lunged at Gurennu. Magujie planted her knife in the large hand.
"Back off Godzilla!" She hissed. "You touch any of us and we get a bad case of amnesia, understand? Now, who is with Yomi?"
"Mukuro and we aren't sure of the other one." Kurama sat across from them. "Now, what about you?"
"When you took out Takumo it wasn't definite if it was just a bast that sent him home, or his death. With no body who's to say? I don't think so. But there are other possibilities...Another old _friend_ of yours or maybe just a power hungry or tricked person." She sighed.
"She could come up with would be enemies for hours, don't ask for any more. Now what about our families, our lives?" Marushi asked with a face ful of distrust.
"If you stay...You and they will be killed." Kurama said softly. "I can not say what will happen if you go."
"Not really a choice, is it? Just like a physco, no options. I'll believe you, when pigs fly!!!" She stood up and started to walk away.
Kurama looked annoyed. "You are starting to try my patience chick." Then vines came from all directions and snatched up Marushi. She dangled upside down, wide eyed after a second. She struggled to keep her shirt from simply falling off.
"Ok, I'm convinced! Really!!! Well, I guess we're gonna have to go with you." She yelled to Kurama.
Gurennu looked up at her mouth hanging open. "Bu das impos.... This is just wrong! Ok, then you're really real. I guess I'll go...."
"Looks like we do get to send some major time together." Magujie laughed weakly. "Shall we?" She stood up and helped her friends to their feet, after Kurama had set Marushi down gently. They all had lumps in their stomachs as they headed into the unknown, through a gate ripped open by Yuusuke.
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Why? I have no idea. Azusa Wariko Maxwell :)
Ok, here goes my first attempt at a Y.Y.H. fan fic. Thanks friends that I sucked the personality out of. Nothing to warn about.
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Chapter 1 "Really Real"
It all started on a Friday night, the three friends managed to get together at the mall and were trashing the arcade scores. Magujie slammed Marushi down on the ground and did a little victory dance on the corps. Gurennu stood by drumming his fingers on the side of his leg. The real Marushi stepped back and stared in disbelief, "I'm dead? _I'm _dead _!!! Arrgghh! Magujie, you little brat!" She punched the other girl in the shoulder as she knocked off another person, this time powered by the machine.
"Ow." She said mockingly, as she tossed her brown curls with a flip of her head. "I'm going to cry now."
"Oh man, she is soo dissing you!" Gurennu grinned fiendishly, as he stated the obvious.
Marushi just jammed her hand in Magujie's pocket and retrieved a few coins and when she protested, made a fake laugh, "Kukkukkukku!" Then she danced away from a halfhearted and distracted kick.
"Come on Gurennu, let's play a few and prey that she dies soon." She dropped coins into another game and Gurennu followed her with a shrug. After a couple of seconds Marushi was yelling and trying to hit the real Gurennu so that her virtual person might live. "Hey!?! What gives?" The screen suddenly went black.
"Nooo!!! I was on the _last_ guy!!!" Magujie groaned, dropping her head on the dead controls of her gaming console. "Why?!?" That is when the screaming began in the food court right outside of the little store they were in.
Curiously they all walked to the front of the store and watched as a mob of people pushed out the exit. Tables were over turned and kids were crying as the place emptied. A purse was dropped and kicked in their direction. Magujie ran over and picked it up, "Hey Lady! Your
purse!!!" Nobody heard her.
"Listen kid, get out of here! The building is on fire!!!" A campus policeman urged her towards the exit before he went back to the middle of the shopping area.
She walked back over to her friends. "Guys, there's a fire, let's burn...Um, I mean, go." She gave them a dumb grin.
"Are you _insane _?!? We'll get squished like bugs!" Marushi motioned to the people jamming the way.
"To be squashed or bar-b-qued, that's not a good question." Magujie received a "knock it off!" look from Gurennu. "I'll try to keep you from being road kill, now let's get going!" They got as close to the front doors as they could before Magujie, using her superior size, got them into the mass of pushing people.
Gurennu lost his balance and Magujie hauled him up by the back of his shirt. They all made it out in one piece. Magujie, remembering the purse, approached a police officer, "Excuse me, but I..."
"Get behind the line! This place is _dangerous _, get going!!!" She pushed Magujie towards the parking lot.
Gurennu and Marushi walked up as she mumbled something to herself about giving it to a cop friend. "Let's walk to my house, and you can call your moms." So the three of them walked across the lot and the street, heading for Marushi's house.
Gurennu adjusted his faded and newly stretched black T-shirt on his small frame. His jean shorts had slid down a little too much during their mad escape and he tried to discretely pull them up. His shoes were the only "new" thing he was wearing and they were a month old. He liked it that way, then his mom didn't freak if something got ruined.
Marushi wished that her mom was going to be home. Gurennu could get her in trouble, but it was too hot to leave him on the porch. Besides
Magujie was there and Gurennu was almost two years younger then she was. She shrugged her shoulders to herself. She started sweating and took off her long sleeved flannel shirt and tied it around her waist, leaving her in a green T-shirt and loose fit jeans. Her jogging shoes were looking sad. Her mom was going to get her a new pair next week.
Magujie opened a pocket on her fatigues and shoved the purse in. Changing the shoulder her backpack sat on, she sighed heavily. "I bet
my mom has lost five pounds worrying." Her brown T-shirt allowed most of the scars from a skin disorder on her arms to show, and her hiking
boots were brown and green.
The three looked related: brown hair, blue eyes, and light skin. They all hated coconut and loved anime. Each had something unique though: Gurennu was male, not yet a teen, and didn't like cookie dough-something the girls adored-; Marushi loved disobeying, was very friendly with everyone, and knew way to much for her own good -because of her parents- much to her displeasure; and Magujie was pudgy, curly haired, and blow her tough exterior was kind of shy.
Marushi had turned their walk into a nature show. "...And over there is a Mimosa, you can tell because..."
"Shut up, I don't give a flying flip what kind of tree that is. Only tell me if it's going to fall on me." Magujie covered her ears and ran a few paces ahead. Then she stopped and took her hands off of her ears, as she knelt, looking across the lake that ran parallel to the road. She waved them over and pulled Marushi down by the arm. "Check _him_ out!" She said in an excited whisper.
"He looks weird, I wonder what kind of costume that is...He looks familiar." She wrinkled up her face in thought, making her glasses slid down her nose. She pushed them back up.
"Yomi?!? Hey, I bet it's for the new Anime store opening next to the theater." Gurennu said with a grin. "Wonder if he's lost." He looked at the guy for a moment then started to walk towards him.
Magujie grabbed him by the ankle and he almost kissed asphalt. "What the...Let go. You don't think he's _really_ Yomi, do you?!" He laughed at her.
"No moron, But I think he could be a few days short of a week, if you catch my drift."
"Nuts?"
"Yah, and the mall burning could be his fault." She was serious.
"You read to many fan fics! He's just a promotion for dweeb-its like you to go to the store. Wake-up and smell the coffee, this is an actor paid to get to your money." Gurennu scoffed. "Ok, let's get a closer look. Then you can see the make-up and we can go to Marushi's and get out of this heat." He led the way through the trees to see the strangely costumed man. He was gone. "Great, where did he go?"
With a sigh, Magujie shrugged off her pack and stretched.
"There, get them!!!" A young man's voice came from no where, then the three friends found themselves in a mad struggle with quickly moving enemies.
Gurennu had been looking for their "Yomi" and had moved into the field, past the trees. He was jumped from behind and hollered at Marushi to get off of him. His arms were forced behind his back. He struggled to get free and to get a view of his attacker. The back of his head connected with something, a nose?, and he got free. The guy had black hair and brown eyes...Defiantly _not_ Marushi.
Marushi wiped the sweat from her brow and leaned against a tree. She felt eyes on her and looked around. Someone big and muscular, with red curly hair stepped out of the shadows. "If you tell me what you did with it, I wont kill you." Then he attacked her. She was far to surprised to do anything. Then she dropped to her knees at the last moment and the fist meant for her crashed into the tree she had been leaning on and toothpicks went flying as the top of the tree was detached from the bottom. She squeaked in terror and covered her head until the air was free of wood. Then she crawled between his legs and ran. He caught her by her hair and hauled her back painfuly. She jammed her elbow deep between his ribs, hearing a satisfying grunt.
Magujie heard a soft rustle behind her and turned from viewing the lake as a red headed teenaged boy launched himself at her. Down the hill behind her they tumbled until they landed on a level spot. Dazed they both laid there for a moment, then Magujie realized that a boy was on top of her. She struggled against him wildly. Then she slammed her knee into his groin. She tried to get loose as she screamed louder then she had thought possible. He tackled her and they want more down hill, landing in the murky water. Totally freaked, she scratched and bit him until he released her and she scrambled out of the water choking. She reached into her pocket and retrieved her exact-o-knife. She would rather have her skinning knife, but it was at home. When the boy made it out of the water she hid the knife behind her back. He started at her again, but a shrouded in black appeared and pulled him back, "No Kurama, they're _humans _! Human _children _!"
She looked at his stunned face as he fingered a cut on his cheek. "I'm sorry..." She laughed with a hint of insanity creeping into her voice. Then she backslapped him hard.
"_Kurama _?!? And let me guess, you must be _Hiei _!" She sounded poisonous.
They looked at her like she had said that she was a purple mouse. "Who sent _you _?! How do you know us?" The would-be Kurama demanded.
"I can sue! I will sue, if you don't drop the dumb act and loose the costumes. Lots of teens know who those characters are moron. Now who are you and where are my friends?" She put her hands of her very curvy hips and glared at them.
"You hit her in the head Kurama? She's acting like a real loon." 'Hiei' looked at her hard.
"_Me_ hit *_her _*, I barely got a hand on her the whole time. She's good." Magujie folded her arms across her chest when she realized that 'Kurama' had fixed his gaze on it. "Listen girl, I am Kurama and he is Hiei. I haven't the foggiest idea of what you are talking about."
"My friends, what have you done to them?!?" She screamed in his face. "Got that?"
'Hiei' disappeared again and appeared up at the top of the hill. The way he moved wasn't natural, maybe he was...She shook off the thought and ran up the hill after him. 'Kurama' followed. When she reached the spot that they been together last, she found a guy that fit Kuwabara's description pinning Marushi against a tree, her feet dangling. She was laughing at him. "Kuwabara, let her go! She's an earth child."
He dropped her and spun around angrily. "Look what she did to my face." He growled. His eye was black and Nike was printed on his face.
Magujie snickered as she pulled her friend to her feet. "Nice touch!" They high-fived.
"Put me down, you comi-bastard!!!!" Gurennu's voice preceded him as he was brought into the clearing shouldered by a dead ringer of Yusuke. "Let me go you dirty punk!!!"
"Put him down Yusuke, he's human." Hiei repeated himself once more.
"_What _!? I just...He...Agh!" He set his burden down less then gently.
Gurennu was flaming red and growling in anger, as he struggled at his bindings. Magujie cut him free with her exact-o. He put a hand to his face, grumbling about his bloody nose. Magujie found a napkin in her bag that was still against the tree and gave it to him, "You ok?"
"He deserves a chop, jumping me from behind. Bloody jerk! How dare he give me a crud beating!?!" He tossed the soiled napkin in disgust when his nose finally quit bleeding. "Make that a chop and two high 'yas! Arrgghh!!!"
"Gurennu...Grip, as in get one." Magujie frowned.
"Now what do we do? If we leave them the others will find them and kill them, and if we take them, then we have to keep up with them." Yusuke said as a frown creased his face.
"Oh, how I do love being talked over top of." Magujie sounded annoyed. "We don't need to be _kept up with_ and _who_ said we'd go with a bunch of weirdoes like you?"
"What others?" Marushi asked.
"The ones we came after, three dangerous enemies that have allied." Yusuke explained vaguely.
"Yomi!" Magujie gasped. "We saw him over here, then you..."
"Who else? Mukuro? Or maybe Takumo?" Gurennu was snappish. He still thought that they were actors.
"Takumo is dead! Unless...What do you know?!?" Kuwabara lunged at Gurennu. Magujie planted her knife in the large hand.
"Back off Godzilla!" She hissed. "You touch any of us and we get a bad case of amnesia, understand? Now, who is with Yomi?"
"Mukuro and we aren't sure of the other one." Kurama sat across from them. "Now, what about you?"
"When you took out Takumo it wasn't definite if it was just a bast that sent him home, or his death. With no body who's to say? I don't think so. But there are other possibilities...Another old _friend_ of yours or maybe just a power hungry or tricked person." She sighed.
"She could come up with would be enemies for hours, don't ask for any more. Now what about our families, our lives?" Marushi asked with a face ful of distrust.
"If you stay...You and they will be killed." Kurama said softly. "I can not say what will happen if you go."
"Not really a choice, is it? Just like a physco, no options. I'll believe you, when pigs fly!!!" She stood up and started to walk away.
Kurama looked annoyed. "You are starting to try my patience chick." Then vines came from all directions and snatched up Marushi. She dangled upside down, wide eyed after a second. She struggled to keep her shirt from simply falling off.
"Ok, I'm convinced! Really!!! Well, I guess we're gonna have to go with you." She yelled to Kurama.
Gurennu looked up at her mouth hanging open. "Bu das impos.... This is just wrong! Ok, then you're really real. I guess I'll go...."
"Looks like we do get to send some major time together." Magujie laughed weakly. "Shall we?" She stood up and helped her friends to their feet, after Kurama had set Marushi down gently. They all had lumps in their stomachs as they headed into the unknown, through a gate ripped open by Yuusuke.
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Why? I have no idea. Azusa Wariko Maxwell :)