Part Two
Duo: *munches food*
Heero: *from closet* How long
have these socks been in here?
Duo: A while I guess...why?
Heero: They stink, get me outta
here!
Duo: You're the 'perfect
soldier', do it yourself
Heero: When I get outta here, I
really am gonna kill you
Duo: *thinks for a moment and
then shrugs* eh, bound to happen sooner or later...*goes back to eating*
Wufei: *from the corner* I have
no one left to fight......*in fetal position*...what am I to do?!
Duo: You're really starting to
freak me out Wu-man...
Wufei: *rocks back and forth
mumbling*
Duo: *moves a step away and
goes back to eating*
*Quatre,
blushing, appears with his shirt untucked*
Duo: Hey Quatre
*Trowa,
smiling, appears with shirt untucked also*
Duo: *looks back and forth at
them* I don't wanna know....
Quatre: *tucks shirt back in*
Erm...what's with Wufei?
Duo: He lost it
Quatre: Oh
Trowa: ......
Duo: yeah....so anyways...
Heero: *get's out of closet
finally* DUO!!!!!!
Duo: eep.....
Duo: um...….aw shit, I'm so
screwed...
Trowa: It's not that bad
Duo: Dude, shut up! that's
just...wrong...go back to not talking!
Heero: I'm gonna kill you now for
sure...with my bare hands!
Duo: eep
*Duo
tries to flee*
Heero: *grabs Duo's braid*
Duo: No touchy!! Hand's off the
braid you spandex psycho!
Heero: *sniffle* You don't like
it that I wear spandex?
Duo: *blushes* actually
I.....nevermind...
Heero: You what?
Duo: Nothing!
Heero: *frowns* If you wont
tell....Omae o Korosu
Duo: Do me already!!!
Heero: *raised eyebrow*
Duo: I didn't mean that! I meant
kill me already
Wufei: they're all
weaklings....weaklings....
Quatre: Shouldn't some one put him
out of his misery?
Sally: I'll take him!
Wufei: Not that onna.....
Sally: Aw, you're so cute when
you're weak..
Wufei: *sniffles* I'm not weak!
Sally: *drags him away*
Duo: Poor guy....didn't have a
chance
Relena:
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breath* eeeeeeero!!!!!!
Heero: Now if you're gonna call
someone psycho, it should be her, Duo.
Duo: I agree
Quatre: does she ever stop?
Trowa: .......doesn't look like
it....
*they
stare into each other's eyes*
*Duo
and Heero gag*
Duo: get a room or something,
you're grossing me out...
*Trowa
and Quatre wander off*
Duo: Now what?
Relena: Heeeeeeero! Where are you?
Duo: Oh right...psycho chick
that's in love with you found us again
Relena: Duo, where's Heero?
Duo: ummm...he's somewhere
else?
Relena: *sniffle* Why does he keep
running away?
Duo: Duh, you doesn't love
you...and they call me the idiot
Relena: *sobs* why not?!
Duo: umm.....he's gay, didn't
you know that?
Relena: He is?!
Duo: Um...yeah, yes he is, as
gay as they come. Sorry.
Relena: Oh well....*wanders off*
Heero: I'm gonna kill you!
Duo: What? why?!
Heero: You told her I'm gay!
Duo:...you aren't?
Heero: *glare*
Duo: Well..I mean...what
straight guy wears spandex in public?
Heero:....I...ummmm
Duo: See? Told ya. You're gay.
Heero: damn it
Heero: No I'm, not.
Duo: Then why the spandex? I
mean, where the hell do you hide that gun of yours anyway?
Heero:....
Duo: don't answer that please...
Heero: *nods* well...you're gay
too
Duo: No I'm not!
Heero: What guy has a three foot
braid?
Duo: A very cool guy that gets
a lot of girls
Heero: baka
Heero: But you act so.....
Duo: gay?
Heero: yeah
Duo: Hey, the girl's love it
Heero: oh....
Heero: So I'm gay...but you're
not?
Duo: exactly
Heero: that's not fair
Duo: your point being?
Heero: It's not right, I can't be
gay if you're not. Why would I have a girl chasing me if I was gay?
Duo: ummm...
Heero: And why don't you have
girl's chasing you? hmmm?
Duo: Cause....um...
Heero: Admit it, you're gay!
Duo: *shrugs* all right, I'm
gay.
Heero: That's not fun...
Duo: huh?
Heero: You're suppose to protest
and stuff!
Duo: But why? it's true, I'm
gay. Like Quatre and Trowa
Heero: They're gay?
Duo: the whole audience knows
that, man are you blind
Heero: So am I still gay if
you're gay?
Duo: I dunno, I'm confused
now.....
Heero: Do I have to be gay?
Duo: I guess not
Heero: okay, but then, does that
mean that Relena'll still follow me around like a stalker?
Duo: yeah, probably
Heero: I'd be better off gay....
Duo: is she that bad?
Heero: *nods* yeah
Duo: how sad
Heero: Are you gay?
Duo: not if you're not
Heero: then who do you have?
Duo: Hilde!
Hilde: Duo!
Duo: Hilde!
Heero: oi....
Relena: Heeeero!!!!!
Heero: *sigh*
*Duo
talks nonstop with Hilde*
Heero: Hide me Duo
Duo: Go hide yourself, I'm
making my moves here, man!
Relena: I've finally found you,
Heero!!!!
Heero: *sigh* yes....you
have...someone kill me..
Relena: What was that?
Heero: nothing...
*Relena
drags Heero away*
*food
appears out of no where*
Duo: Food!
Hilde: Duo?
Duo: *follows food*
Hilde: Duo!!!!
*Hilde
walks away angry*
Duo: *munches food* yay for me.
The End....or is
it?
Duo: yes it is, 'cause I wanna
eat
oh
okay, The End
Part Three
Duo: *snoring*
Wufei: haha
oh
shut up..you....weakling you
Wufei: that's mean......
Well, you're mean too
Wufei: point taken
Duo: *still snoring*
Heero: could someone please shut
him up?
Quatre: sorry, I'm going to bed,
can't help you *goes into a room*
Trowa: I'm tired too, good night.
Heero: night
*Trowa
goes into same room*
Heero....ack! ewwwww
Duo: *wakes* hum? what?
Heero: Nothing, go back to sleep
Duo: *snore*
Wufei: Hey Heero, fight me
Heero: No thanks, I don't fight
weaklings
Wufei: *crawls into fetal
position and starts mumbling*
Heero: hehe, that's fun
*Sally
drags Wufei away*
Duo: *talking in sleep*
hamburgers....
Heero: We're all a bunch of
weirdo's...
Duo: *wakes up* Well duh
Heero: I'm tired
Duo: *yawns* then go to sleep
Heero: But there are no more
rooms, and you're on the couch
Duo: sucks to be you
Heero: *shoves Duo off couch*
Duo: should have seen that
coming...
Heero: *snore*
Duo: hmmm...*runs off to the
kitchen*
*runs
back*
Duo: *sprays whipping cream on
Heero's face and in his hair and on his hands* He asked for it...
*grabs
a glass of water and places Heero's fingers in it*
Duo: hehehe, don't mess with
Death
*random
couch appears*
Duo: yay
*jumps
onto couch and goes to sleep*
Duo: *snore*
The End, for real,
'cause I'm tired
Pilots: Yay!!!
Oh,
shut up…
~OWARI~
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smokes, you actually read it all???!!! You seriously must have been bored. If
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