Author's Notes: Here's PMU as the long waited self-story hee
hee hee!!!!
- Sere-chan
Disclaimers: Standard Sailor Moon disclaimers apply.
The Passionate Mix-Up
by Sere-chan ( tuxiesrabbit@msn
)
Prologue
"Man, what I wouldn't do to be rich," exclaimed Mina.
"Well, of starters you can get your lazy butt out there and start looking for a job," replied Serena.
"You just didn't say the 'J' word, Serena," Mina said shocked.
"Yes, I did. And for another thing I'm sick and tired of working my ass off supporting you. Just because we're twins doesn't mean you can just sit back and relax while I'm out there earning a real living," snapped Serena.
"It just so happens that rich Mr. Jonathan Shields is hosting a charity party.And I'm going to be the bell of ball and have Jonathan kissing my feet by the end of the night," Mina said dreamily.
"I'm sorry if I'm bursting your bubble, but Mr. Shields is happily married and is way too old for you, Mina. And don't try that pretending to be rich stuff. I'm still recovering from the last time," Serena reminded Mina.
"That wasn't my fault. How was I know supposed to know the guy was bi. He seemed to be pretty interesed in me," Mina replied.
"More like he was interesed in that drag queen more then he was you," Serena shot back.
"We'll see after this little party who's right and who's wrong, Serena," exclaimed Mina.
"You can go to that party if you want to. I'm staying out of this," replied Serena.
"Fine! And when I have Jonathan eating oput of my palm you'll be sorry," said Mina.
"I have a job that I must get to before I get fired and both of us end up on the street," exclaimed Serena as she left.
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"I'm sorry, Miis but your not on the list of invites. So your going to have to leave," said the host.
"But my Uncle Jon is expecting me. He didn't send me an invitation since I was family. Would you treat my cousin the same way if he didn't have his invitation," asked Mina as she began lowering the already low neckline of her dress.
"I ... I ... guess not ... but ... n-next ... time ... have him ... say something," the host choked out.
"I will," Mina said sweetly as she walked into the party.
The first thing Mina did was seek out the drink table. In hopes to find something that would stain her dress or at least wet it so he'd have to pay one hundred percent attention to her.
Several guys had tried to pick Mina p but she had turned them all down. Her main goal was to get herself noticed by the one and only Jonathan Shields.
* It's such a pitty that I have to break him and his lovely wife up, but if I don't Serena is going to make me get one of those awful 'J' words. * Mina thought to herself as she walked around the huge ballroom.
Mina had caught all the men's eyes at the party. Girlfriends, fiancés and wives were all having trouble keeping their respective other's eyes upon them. All the other women at the party felt infearior to Mina. Being the 'belle of the ball' is one thing, but to be the 'femme fatale¹' is another.
Noticing that she was getting a lot of ugly looks from the other women, Mina decided to go get some 'fresh air' outside on the balacony.
"Are you okay, Miss," asked a slightly middle-aged man.
"Yes, I just needed some 'fresh air' that's all," replied Mina.
"Well, you sure look like you wanted to be noticed for some reason," the man exclaimed.
"I did until I noticed that I out did myself," Mina said as she looked at the man that was speaking to her.
"So how did you get in? Since you're not on the guest list," questioned the man.
"How would you know if I was on the guest list or not," Mina asked back.
"Well, since I sent out all the invitations myself. I also made out the guest list. And because I've never met you before," said the man.
"Hmm ... well ... I ... please don't be mad at me ... I ... kinda invited myself," Mina choked out.
"I could never be mad at 'beautiful creature' such as yourself," the man replied.
"Thank you, Sir. I probably should be going my roommate is more than likely worrying about me," exclaimed Mina.
"It's such a shame a that you have to go, because I was wondering if you maybe wanted to ditch this stuffy old party and find something else," repiled the man.
"You know whant my roommate is probably having to much fun to notice anyways. So where were you looking to go," questioned Mina.
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It was dark and smokey in the small crowded night club. Girls
graced the stage to show their most worldly possessions of money.
A mysterious dark haired man sitting at a lone table watches as
dozens of girls flaunt their bodies for money.
Back Stage
"Looks like somebody's secret admirer has struck again," said a girl with long black hair.
"At least I don't have to go around gold digging like my sister, Rei," stated Serena.
"Don't tell me Mina is at it again," questioned Rei.
"Yep, and her pray this time is that Jonathan Shields guy," Serena said bitterly.
"Well, he's happily married. So why is Mina even trying," asked Rei angerily.
"Because she's stupid! If she had half a brain she'd be very dangerous," exclaimed Serena as she read the card to her latest gift.
'Silk, Please except these roses as a token of your beauty! Love, Your Secret Admirer'
"Hey, Sere! You ready to go on stage? Because your up next," called the announcer.
"Yes, I'm ready," Serena called back as she took her
place waiting to go on.
Stage
As the girl ahead of Serena exited the stage. And the announcer got ready to announce the next girl.
"And he's everybody's favorite girl. Get ready for her to 'blow your mind', the lovely, beautiful and talented, 'Silk'," said the announcer.
And out came a beautilful girl with long golden blonde hair that came to the back of her knees. And started to dance to the music.
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Drop your glasses, shake your asses
Face screwed up like you having hot flashes
Which one, pick one, this one, classic
Red from blonde, yeah I'm drastic
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As Serena proceeded to strip to the music she glanced out over
the audience as if hopping that her secret admirier might be
watching.
Audience
A man with sandy blonde hair joined the darh haired man at the alone table.
"You can't get your mind off her can you," the blonde man asked the dark haired one.
"How can you tell," the dark haired man questioned his friend.
"Well, Dare. It's kinda hard not to notice, especially when the only reson you keep coming here is to see her,"the blonde haired accused.
"Okay, so I have a thing for 'Silk'," Dare yelled at his frined. "So what are you going to do about it, Drew?"
"Who in their right mind would name the child 'Silk'," questioned Drew.
"Who knows, but I wonder what it would be like to spend a night her," Dare thought dreamily out loud.
"Dare, you need help. And if you don't stop with this little obssesion of your's I'm going to have to tell somebody. You've been coming to this club for over a year now, just so you can see this 'Silk' girl," replied Drew.
"So she's my dream. You should have been here the night
she stripped to that 'Lady Marmalade' song. It was
wonderful," commented Dare.
Stage
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It's only been a year
Now I got my foot through the door
And I ain't going nowhere
It took awhile to get me in
And I'm gonna take my time
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As Serena came to an end of her routine she was left in only her panties. And at certain times her tattoo on te inside of her thigh because visable.
It was a small full bloomed red rose. She had gotten it after her first of many presents from her 'Secret Admirer'.
Just before she walked off the stage after the song was over
she did something that girl had ever had the gutt to do before.
She pulled of her panties and though them out into the crowd
hopping that 'Secret Admirier' had gotten them and made her exit.
Audience
All the guys where in a freezy to catch the pair of disguarded panties, but the mysterious dark haired man had caught them.
"PLease tell me you're not going to keep those, Dare," begged Drew.
"She though them to me, so now they are my property. And yes I'm going o keep them. I'll have to just her something really special now," responsed Dare.
"Okay I think it's time for me to leave before I see something that's going to give me nightmares," commented Drew.
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Serena walked to to her car after a long night of work. It wasn't too often that Serena could feel relaxed. She always felt her best when her 'Secret Admirer' sent her present's. Unknown to Serena a guy was walking up behind her and was about to attack her when out from nowhere appeared another guy to save the day.
"Are you okay, Miss," asked Serena's handsome 'Guardian Angel'.
"I am now. And thank you," replied Serena cheerfully.
"I know this sounds all of a sudden, but why didn't you come home with me tonight. And in the morning I'll take you home. Just in case any body try's to follow you, then I won't feel bad for leaving you unprotected," suggested the handsome guy.
"Okay, but I warning you if this is some sick joke I have family and they'll hunt you down," stated Serena.
"So what's you're name, beautiful??? Mine is Darien but all my friends call me Dare," said Darien.
"Mine is Serena. Nice to meet you, Darien. So how are we planning to go where we're going," questioned Serena.
"In my car, Serena," replied Darien.
And Darien escorted Serena to a midnight blue convertable Ferrari.
"So how fast does this car really go," asked Serena curiously.
"I don't know. So get in and let's find out," commented Darien.
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"So where would you like to go next. My Dear," Mr. Shields asked the tired blonde that sat next to him.
"Huh," uttered Mina tirely.
"Sounds like somebody has never this much fun in her life," stated Mr. Shields. "Take us to my private condo and step on it."
Mina and Jonthan Shieds had left a very boring social function that demanded his presence, but finding Mina had showed him how to have fun again. Not that Mr. Shields didn't have fun. After he married his wife life became very dull and boring. Even the birth of son didn't excite him.
Sometimes Mr. Shields had been found attending Las Vegas and Los Angelous showgirl functions just to escape his boring and dull life. His son had learned from his dad all about going to strip clubs and playing 'secret admirer' to the most beautiful girl at the establishment.
Now Serena was beautiful, but she didn't think that she was the most beautiful girl at the club. Just because she paraded around the stage night after night stripping for money because of her 'lazy, gold digging sister' didn't mean she wasn't proper.
With the driver approaching Mr. Shields private condo the only thing he could of was, how to tell his wife it was over.
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"God, is this so much fun," exclaimed Serena.
"Well, I'm glad that I made you happy," stated Darien.
"I really hate to leave you and not see you again," replied Serena softly.
"Why??? Do you have already have a boyfriend," asked Darien.
"Not really, I just don't have the time with work and all. See I have this sister who's afraid of a thing called a 'job', so I have to work my butt off in order to pay the bills," commented Serena.
"I see. My dad spends a lot of time working. Well, that's what he tells my mom any ways. I know he cheats on her," responded Darien.
"Well you know where I work just come by whenever you need a 'pick me up'. And be sure to ask for 'Silk'. That's what they call me there," answered Serena.
"Are you sure that you won't get in trouble or anything," questioned Darien.
"Me, get in trouble! God, you're funny," laughed
Serena. "Yes, I'm sure. I wouldn't tell you if I would get
trouble for it. And it's not like the other girl's boyfriends
don't come and visit them at work anyways."
To be continued ...
Well, will Mr. Shield tell his wife or more the when will he
tell his wife 'that it's over'??? And will Serena ever see her
'knight and shinning armor again???? All these questions will be
answered so stay tuned for the next exciting chapter PMU.
¹Dangerous woman
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Author's Notes: Here's a little funny idea that popped into my
head.
- Sere-chan
Disclaimers: Standard Sailor Moon disclaimers apply.
Bishonen Rouge
by Sere-chan ( tuxiesrabbit@msn.com
)
Prologue part 1
Andrew's POV
It was the typical Friday night. And me and my best bud had just finished our performance for the evening. And I'm sure you're all wondering what we do. Well, it's not the typical male strip either. More like we don't strip at all, but we give one hell of a performance. We're Drag Queens and he best damn ones out there if I say so myself.
Any ways, so we're sitting at the bar having a few beer's. When this blonde with great set of headlights walks by. Well, you exactly tell by her outfit, but I've seen her with next to nothing on.
Now I'm sure you wanna know if I've dated her or something. Well, to tell you the truth she's a stripper. And I've seen her do one hell of a strip tease. When she's up on the stage with her friend, I wish that I was in her friends place at that moment.
Now I'm going to be very truthful with you all no matter what any body says I do not, I repeat, I do not have a thing for my best bud. You wouldn't be surprised how many times that I've been accused of it. If I thought in any way that my best bud was hot well then I think I'd need to be in another line of work.
Now back to the stuff that matters any way.
So I was keeping an eye on the blonde chick with the great set of headlights. When I decided to order her a very nice stiff drink. As the bar tender had told her who it was from, I looked over her way to see what she thought of my little present to her.
Then she decided to flick me off for ordering her the drink. She walked over with it and poured it right on top of my head. Well, I guess she didn't like the present. So as she was on her way back I kinda pinched her ass. Boy, was it nice and hard too she must work out a lot to get it that hard.
"Andrew what are you doing," asked Darien.
"Telling these nice people about the blonde with the major set of headlights," replied Andrew happily.
"Well, if you guys want the real story forgot everything
that dipstick over here has told you," exclaimed Darien.
To be continued ...
Hmm so who's interested in the real story??? Well, if you are please stay tuned!!!