Hey, a Super Mario Bros. fanfic2 =)
by Jr.Luigi :)
Jr.Luigi: Hello, and welcome back to Jr.Luigi's badly written fan fiction world! Anyway, what I got here is a stupid sequel and I assure you that nothing will ever happen if you don't read or review all this crap! For now, I won't put up any disclaimers because:
1) They're a waste of time
2) They don't give you the point why you're writing the story
3) Finally, readers don't really care whether they're put up or not(But I think some do)
So, did I take too long for the intro or what, but who the heck cares? Just read and review my fanfiction, please!
NOTE: I hurried up this fiction so I won't have time to have the Bros. make up for their accents, now back to the fanfic...
Chapter 1: The argument of the century! Well, sort of...
Scene 1: The Mario Bros.' humble house =)
Narrator: I'm really sorry but I'm temporarily fired for the day so I'll just be available for this line...
Jr.Luigi: Go on already with your script, it's not that we care if you ever appear with your line or not!
Narrator: *sobs* anyway, Mario is currently pissed off with Luigi because he wasn't able to make breakfast for Mario, that is...
Mario: Luigi, you numskull! Why weren't you able to make breakfast for me today?!!!
Luigi: Well, as I told you earlier, that Blue Yoshi ate it all up, too bad co'z I made Universal Pizza especially for you!
Mario: So what? You should have woke me up during the early dawn, you know!
Luigi: But Yoshi sneaked in and sprayed sleeping sand on you at about 3:00AM earlier.
Mario: Heck, where did he get the sleeping sand?
Luigi: From the Sand man?
Mario: Oh, ya. -_- *back to his senses* Anyway, you should have hit me with that 200 lbs. mallet you bought from the market yesterday!!!
Luigi: But Yoshi hit me with it!
And so their argument goes on...
Scene 2: Yoshi's Island
Blue Yoshi: Hey, I stole a universal pizza from that Mario guy!
Pink Yoshi: Well, I already knew that...
Blue Yoshi: Well, I think you're just sort of jealous because I'll the have pizza all for myself!
Pink Yoshi: No, I'm not jealous of your pizza, you stupid imbecile!
Blue Yoshi: Why, I oughtta...
And so the argument continues, too. Let's see if there are more interesting places in the Mushroom Kingdom to inspect...
Scene 3: Bowser's horrible-looking manor
Bowser: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I got the argument machine-thingie working! Now, the world will be SO demented that I'll rule it in no time!
Suddenly, a Koopa Troopa popped out from behind Bowser saying the following:
Koopa Troopa: Uhm, Bowser...
Bowser: KING Bowser!!!
Koopa Troopa: Ok, ok! Your highness, King Bowser, someone is at your front door...
Bowser: Then tell him to stay out of this, he's ruining my chance in the spotlight!
Koopa Troopa: As you wish...
Outside...
Koopa Troopa: Well, it seems our so-called King Bowser doesn't want your presence here, so go away before my budget gets cut off.
Nintendo Executive: Excuse me, but why is the noise here in Mushroom Kingdom too loud for the other studios to cope with?
Koopa Troopa: Gee, what now?
Nintendo Executive: Every citizen here in the Mushroom Kingdom is arguing with the other. Do you have any explanation to this situation?
Koopa Troopa: What? Well, it isn't my fault that everyone has a hot temper today!
Nintendo Executive: Hey you, don't you have any idea that the noise here is wrecking my eardrums, too? You better stop being such a moron or else I'll call the entire staff of other Nintendo communties to give you a dose of their powerful aggression!
Koopa Troopa: Hah! You idiot! You're just a dependent little kid who likes to argue for his... wait... am I being affected by the argument machine-thingie, too?
Nintendo Executive: Who knows? That's the reason why I came here in the first place!
Koopa Troopa: Heck, no way!!!
Maybe it's an argument, who cares anyway?
Scene 4: Princess Toadstool's royal castle
After a few hours...
Princess Toadstool: *eyes pop out* Shoot, I can't take it anymore! It's too noisy outside! Why is everyone arguing about something I don't even know?
Next thing, Toad comes in with earplugs on his um... ears, wherever it's placed on him. Anyway, he came in, that's what exactly happened...
Toad: Your majesty, I'm afraid that the royal mushroom mathematician said that everyone in the Nintendo community will be deaf if the citizens don't stop arguing in about 30 minutes from this exact second whereas I'm talking about the situation now!
Princess Toadstool: What a horrible predicament! What should we do?
Toad: Well, if you really give a damn about it, we should sacrifice ourselves and live the rest of our lives without hearing anything.
Princess Toadstool: You worthless retainer! I shouldn't have signed the contract of YOU being one of my subordinates!
Toad: Well, there's nothing I can do, soon all of Nintendo, including Link, Zelda, Pikachu, Team Rocket, Donkey Kong, Samus and etc. won't have a sound rating for their game reviews!
Princess Toadstool: Ok, if that's what your tiny brain could go through, I'm willing to do something for my citizens and all of Nintendo!
Princess Toadstool didn't notice it, but she accidentally tripped on her dress and she flew right out of the window...
Princess Toadstool: AHHHH!!! *CRASH!!!*
Toad: Erm... are you alright, your highness?
Princess Toadstool: Ow...
Toad: Oh, you are? Well, that's good, I'll be making dinner already!
Toad then rushed inside the castle...
Scene 5: The Mario Bros. humble house =)
Mario: Well, you should have prepared lunch by now! We were talking about breakfast the whole bloody lunch time that we even forgot about lunch time itself!
Luigi: You're such a very good brother, Mario! But, you're also a responsible brother! I don't mean that in a bad way, all I'm saying is that you should also be responsible enough to know that we just argued the whole way past lunch time!
Mario: Lunch time shmunch time! It's almost sunset you know, that way, we haven't eaten anything today!
Luigi: Good lord! I almost forgot, why is everyone arguing besides us? Lucky for them they ate breakfast! What do we do now?
Mario: Oh heck, I don't have any idea. Let's just tour around the area and see if anyone has eaten lunch yet!
Luigi: Well, I agree. -_-
Scene 6: Bowser's horrible-looking manor
Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! For the first time, I get to be in the spotlight! Baby Bowsers, come here!
Baby Bowsers: What do you want, your majesty King of the turtles?
Bowser: I want you to get the author of this fanfic!
Baby Bowser: Right away, your majesty!
Scene 7: The fanfiction studios
Jr.Luigi: So everyone, since the narrator got fired for today, who will be in charge of that now?
The entire staff remains silent...
Jr.Luigi: Gee, I know, that's the reaction to some staff who gets low payment every now and then... -_-
The Baby Bowsers then appear behind the author...
Baby Bowsers: Hey!
Jr.Luigi: What the... what are you all doing here?
Baby Bowsers: To take you to our majestic king of the turtles, koopas, baby bowsers, you know...
The group of Baby Bowsers then take the author to Bowser's horrible-looking manor...
Entire staff: .....
Scene 8: Bowser's horrible-looking manor (again)
The Baby Bowsers then put Jr.Luigi in front of Bowser...
Jr.Luigi: You freakish king thingie! What the heck do you want from the author anyway?
Bowser: I expected you to call me "your highness" or something to make suit my title. But who cares? Anyway, I want you to give me higher payment because of my crappy laughing scenes!
Jr.Luigi: And you took me here for that! There's no way I'm gonna pay you for such a thing! Even the other villains get paid cheaply for theirs!
Bowser: Alright, take him to the whatchamacallittortureroom!
??: Wait, you're not getting away without a torture for yourself!
Bowser: Who dares interrupting this dreadful scene?!!!
Mario: It's-a me, Mario! The one and only hero who doesn't like dreadful scenes! Taa daa!
Luigi: That's right, I'm so proud to have a brother who's a Nintendo mascot!
Bowser: Oh no, here goes my so-called "antagonist gets exterminated" scene! Boo hoo...
Jr.Luigi: Alright, now please exterminate Bowser before I get bored or something.
Mario: Ok, fireball.
Bowser: AHHHHH!!!!! It's the end of the world! I can't believe it!
Jr.Luigi: Bowser, you don't need to overreact.
Bowser: But what about my argument machine-thingie! What will happen to it if I'm not there anymore?!
Luigi: That's no problem. I already turned off the switch.
Bowser: *faints horribly*
Scene 9: Princess Toadstool's royal castle
Toad: Wait, I sense something. I'll just use the Bowser Phone to call Bowser. =)
Toad then dials Bowser's telephone no. and calls him...
At Bowser's horrible-looking manor...
The speaker phone then rang...
Mario: I'll get it!
Mario then talks on the speaker...
Mario: Hello? This is Koopa extinguisher! I mean, it's-a me, Mario! What do you want?
Toad: Oh, hi Mario! I just want to say that the princess is in this castle and she hasn't ate dinner yet! Bye!
Toad hangs up the phone...
Mario and etc.(except Bowser who just fainted): She hasn't ate dinner yet? No way!!!
The end of first chapter
Jr.Luigi: Welcome back! So, how was the story? Please read and review! Please, avoid flames as much as possible! I'll be writing the next chapter, so don't smash the keyboard, please. If you want to e-mail me, my new e-mail address is jrluigi1988@yahoo.com! Bye now!
by Jr.Luigi :)
Jr.Luigi: Hello, and welcome back to Jr.Luigi's badly written fan fiction world! Anyway, what I got here is a stupid sequel and I assure you that nothing will ever happen if you don't read or review all this crap! For now, I won't put up any disclaimers because:
1) They're a waste of time
2) They don't give you the point why you're writing the story
3) Finally, readers don't really care whether they're put up or not(But I think some do)
So, did I take too long for the intro or what, but who the heck cares? Just read and review my fanfiction, please!
NOTE: I hurried up this fiction so I won't have time to have the Bros. make up for their accents, now back to the fanfic...
Chapter 1: The argument of the century! Well, sort of...
Scene 1: The Mario Bros.' humble house =)
Narrator: I'm really sorry but I'm temporarily fired for the day so I'll just be available for this line...
Jr.Luigi: Go on already with your script, it's not that we care if you ever appear with your line or not!
Narrator: *sobs* anyway, Mario is currently pissed off with Luigi because he wasn't able to make breakfast for Mario, that is...
Mario: Luigi, you numskull! Why weren't you able to make breakfast for me today?!!!
Luigi: Well, as I told you earlier, that Blue Yoshi ate it all up, too bad co'z I made Universal Pizza especially for you!
Mario: So what? You should have woke me up during the early dawn, you know!
Luigi: But Yoshi sneaked in and sprayed sleeping sand on you at about 3:00AM earlier.
Mario: Heck, where did he get the sleeping sand?
Luigi: From the Sand man?
Mario: Oh, ya. -_- *back to his senses* Anyway, you should have hit me with that 200 lbs. mallet you bought from the market yesterday!!!
Luigi: But Yoshi hit me with it!
And so their argument goes on...
Scene 2: Yoshi's Island
Blue Yoshi: Hey, I stole a universal pizza from that Mario guy!
Pink Yoshi: Well, I already knew that...
Blue Yoshi: Well, I think you're just sort of jealous because I'll the have pizza all for myself!
Pink Yoshi: No, I'm not jealous of your pizza, you stupid imbecile!
Blue Yoshi: Why, I oughtta...
And so the argument continues, too. Let's see if there are more interesting places in the Mushroom Kingdom to inspect...
Scene 3: Bowser's horrible-looking manor
Bowser: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I got the argument machine-thingie working! Now, the world will be SO demented that I'll rule it in no time!
Suddenly, a Koopa Troopa popped out from behind Bowser saying the following:
Koopa Troopa: Uhm, Bowser...
Bowser: KING Bowser!!!
Koopa Troopa: Ok, ok! Your highness, King Bowser, someone is at your front door...
Bowser: Then tell him to stay out of this, he's ruining my chance in the spotlight!
Koopa Troopa: As you wish...
Outside...
Koopa Troopa: Well, it seems our so-called King Bowser doesn't want your presence here, so go away before my budget gets cut off.
Nintendo Executive: Excuse me, but why is the noise here in Mushroom Kingdom too loud for the other studios to cope with?
Koopa Troopa: Gee, what now?
Nintendo Executive: Every citizen here in the Mushroom Kingdom is arguing with the other. Do you have any explanation to this situation?
Koopa Troopa: What? Well, it isn't my fault that everyone has a hot temper today!
Nintendo Executive: Hey you, don't you have any idea that the noise here is wrecking my eardrums, too? You better stop being such a moron or else I'll call the entire staff of other Nintendo communties to give you a dose of their powerful aggression!
Koopa Troopa: Hah! You idiot! You're just a dependent little kid who likes to argue for his... wait... am I being affected by the argument machine-thingie, too?
Nintendo Executive: Who knows? That's the reason why I came here in the first place!
Koopa Troopa: Heck, no way!!!
Maybe it's an argument, who cares anyway?
Scene 4: Princess Toadstool's royal castle
After a few hours...
Princess Toadstool: *eyes pop out* Shoot, I can't take it anymore! It's too noisy outside! Why is everyone arguing about something I don't even know?
Next thing, Toad comes in with earplugs on his um... ears, wherever it's placed on him. Anyway, he came in, that's what exactly happened...
Toad: Your majesty, I'm afraid that the royal mushroom mathematician said that everyone in the Nintendo community will be deaf if the citizens don't stop arguing in about 30 minutes from this exact second whereas I'm talking about the situation now!
Princess Toadstool: What a horrible predicament! What should we do?
Toad: Well, if you really give a damn about it, we should sacrifice ourselves and live the rest of our lives without hearing anything.
Princess Toadstool: You worthless retainer! I shouldn't have signed the contract of YOU being one of my subordinates!
Toad: Well, there's nothing I can do, soon all of Nintendo, including Link, Zelda, Pikachu, Team Rocket, Donkey Kong, Samus and etc. won't have a sound rating for their game reviews!
Princess Toadstool: Ok, if that's what your tiny brain could go through, I'm willing to do something for my citizens and all of Nintendo!
Princess Toadstool didn't notice it, but she accidentally tripped on her dress and she flew right out of the window...
Princess Toadstool: AHHHH!!! *CRASH!!!*
Toad: Erm... are you alright, your highness?
Princess Toadstool: Ow...
Toad: Oh, you are? Well, that's good, I'll be making dinner already!
Toad then rushed inside the castle...
Scene 5: The Mario Bros. humble house =)
Mario: Well, you should have prepared lunch by now! We were talking about breakfast the whole bloody lunch time that we even forgot about lunch time itself!
Luigi: You're such a very good brother, Mario! But, you're also a responsible brother! I don't mean that in a bad way, all I'm saying is that you should also be responsible enough to know that we just argued the whole way past lunch time!
Mario: Lunch time shmunch time! It's almost sunset you know, that way, we haven't eaten anything today!
Luigi: Good lord! I almost forgot, why is everyone arguing besides us? Lucky for them they ate breakfast! What do we do now?
Mario: Oh heck, I don't have any idea. Let's just tour around the area and see if anyone has eaten lunch yet!
Luigi: Well, I agree. -_-
Scene 6: Bowser's horrible-looking manor
Bowser: Bwahahahahaha! For the first time, I get to be in the spotlight! Baby Bowsers, come here!
Baby Bowsers: What do you want, your majesty King of the turtles?
Bowser: I want you to get the author of this fanfic!
Baby Bowser: Right away, your majesty!
Scene 7: The fanfiction studios
Jr.Luigi: So everyone, since the narrator got fired for today, who will be in charge of that now?
The entire staff remains silent...
Jr.Luigi: Gee, I know, that's the reaction to some staff who gets low payment every now and then... -_-
The Baby Bowsers then appear behind the author...
Baby Bowsers: Hey!
Jr.Luigi: What the... what are you all doing here?
Baby Bowsers: To take you to our majestic king of the turtles, koopas, baby bowsers, you know...
The group of Baby Bowsers then take the author to Bowser's horrible-looking manor...
Entire staff: .....
Scene 8: Bowser's horrible-looking manor (again)
The Baby Bowsers then put Jr.Luigi in front of Bowser...
Jr.Luigi: You freakish king thingie! What the heck do you want from the author anyway?
Bowser: I expected you to call me "your highness" or something to make suit my title. But who cares? Anyway, I want you to give me higher payment because of my crappy laughing scenes!
Jr.Luigi: And you took me here for that! There's no way I'm gonna pay you for such a thing! Even the other villains get paid cheaply for theirs!
Bowser: Alright, take him to the whatchamacallittortureroom!
??: Wait, you're not getting away without a torture for yourself!
Bowser: Who dares interrupting this dreadful scene?!!!
Mario: It's-a me, Mario! The one and only hero who doesn't like dreadful scenes! Taa daa!
Luigi: That's right, I'm so proud to have a brother who's a Nintendo mascot!
Bowser: Oh no, here goes my so-called "antagonist gets exterminated" scene! Boo hoo...
Jr.Luigi: Alright, now please exterminate Bowser before I get bored or something.
Mario: Ok, fireball.
Bowser: AHHHHH!!!!! It's the end of the world! I can't believe it!
Jr.Luigi: Bowser, you don't need to overreact.
Bowser: But what about my argument machine-thingie! What will happen to it if I'm not there anymore?!
Luigi: That's no problem. I already turned off the switch.
Bowser: *faints horribly*
Scene 9: Princess Toadstool's royal castle
Toad: Wait, I sense something. I'll just use the Bowser Phone to call Bowser. =)
Toad then dials Bowser's telephone no. and calls him...
At Bowser's horrible-looking manor...
The speaker phone then rang...
Mario: I'll get it!
Mario then talks on the speaker...
Mario: Hello? This is Koopa extinguisher! I mean, it's-a me, Mario! What do you want?
Toad: Oh, hi Mario! I just want to say that the princess is in this castle and she hasn't ate dinner yet! Bye!
Toad hangs up the phone...
Mario and etc.(except Bowser who just fainted): She hasn't ate dinner yet? No way!!!
The end of first chapter
Jr.Luigi: Welcome back! So, how was the story? Please read and review! Please, avoid flames as much as possible! I'll be writing the next chapter, so don't smash the keyboard, please. If you want to e-mail me, my new e-mail address is jrluigi1988@yahoo.com! Bye now!