I'm a mummy on a missison
By Celestra (Les)
Kay, you've all heard of Mummies Alive, right? And you've heard of Christina Aquilera's "I'm a genie in a bottle", right?
So, one day. I'm listening to "I'm a genie in a bottle" and suddenly I'm thinking. This sounds sad. Like, a genie wanting love, right? And suddenly I'm thinking of Nefertina, always sitting in nightclubs and wanting to dance. And how she loves men and yet can't really love them because of her duty. So I made a song-fic parody thingy. Read and review, NO FLAMES!!!
Nefertina ran from the sphinx in her red coat. "Why can't Jakal understand? I know I'm here to protect Presley, yet my heart wants something more." She sped towards her favourite nightclub on the Jetcycle.
She sat at a table near the back.
Many men asked her to dance.
She rejected them all dejectedly.
"Oh . . .
I know that I've been locked up tight
For centuries of lonely nights;
Waiting for the prince
To release me.
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way,
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby.)
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa
The music's saying let's go
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa . . .
But my duty is saying no.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a mummy on a mission, I've gotta save the prince, baby.
If you wanna be with me; I want to dance, it's true.
You gotta make a big impression, Jakal had better like you.
I'm a mummy on a mission , baby.
Gotta dance with me quickly, honey.
I'm a mummy in a sarcophagus
Come, come, come and let me out.
The music's playing and the lights' down low,
One more dance and then we're good to go;
Waiting for Presley
Who needs me.
My heart is beating at the speed of light,
But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby)
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa
The music's saying let's go.
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa . . .
But my duty is saying no.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a mummy on a mission; I gotta save the prince, baby.
If you wanna be with me; stay back, I'm warning you!
I'm a mummy on a mission and my duties aren't with you!
I'm a mummy on a mission, baby.
Gotta dance with me quickly, honey.
I'm a mummy in a sarcophagus
Come, come, come and let me out
I'm a mummy on a mission, baby.
Gotta dance with me quickly, honey.
I'm a mummy in a sarcophagus
Come, come, come and let me out
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa
The music's saying let's go.
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa . . .
But my duty is saying no.
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa
The music's saying let's go.
Oh oo oh oo whoa whoa . . .
But my duty is saying no.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a mummy on a mission; I gotta save the Prince, baby.
If you wanna be with me; I want to dance, it's true.
You gotta make a big impression, Jakal had better like you.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a mummy on a mission; I gotta save the Prince today.
If you wanna be with me; stay back, I'm warning you!
I'm a mummy on a mission and I can't dance with you.
I'm a mummy on a mission, baby,
And it was the Prince who let me out."