Kay and Miguel are at the Book Cafe. Miguel is trying to tell Kay about Charity's ultimatum again.
"Hey, so uh, you know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?" Miguel asks.
"Oh yeah!" Kay turns to face him.
"Well, you know how I'm trying to work things out with Charity. Well, there's this one thing... Okay, here goes. I made a promise that," Miguel notices something coming out of Kay's nose, "Oh hey!"
"What?"
"Your nose is bleeding!" Miguel hands her some tissues.
"Oh God. No! Oh not again!" Kay wipes her nose, "This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry." She puts her head back, "Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?"
"Umm..."
Kay blows her nose, "Sorry. Sorry."
"Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore."
"Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either." Kay misunderstands.
~*~
A hotel clerk is showing Reese and Jessica to their new room.
"I think you'll find this room more to your liking." The hotel clerk says.
"Okay, great." Reese grabs the remote and turns on the TV to the chase.
"They say he's only got half a tank left." The hotel clerk says watching the chase.
"Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!"
"We're switching rooms again." Jessica says.
"What? Why?"
"This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room." Jessica explains.
"Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you." The hotel clerk says.
Jessica turns to Reese, "Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?"
"Uh-huh." He doesn't take his eyes off the TV.
"Reese!"
He turns to face her, "Yeah."
"Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!" Jessica says.
"I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine, okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch," Reese realizes what he was about to say, "Have a perfect, magical weekend together with you."
~*~
Reese and Jessica have switched rooms yet again.
"Okay, this one I like!" Jessica says.
Reese turns on the TV to find that ER is on, "Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!"
"Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?" Jessica asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?" Reese says sarcastically.
"Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!"
"Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag our luggage to ten different rooms?" Reese asks.
"I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas!"
"Do not speak ill of the dead."
"We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?" Jessica asks.
"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, realx mom."
"What did you say?"
"I said, 'Geez, realx Jessssss.'" Reese corrects himself.
~*~
"Hey, so uh, you know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?" Miguel asks.
"Oh yeah!" Kay turns to face him.
"Well, you know how I'm trying to work things out with Charity. Well, there's this one thing... Okay, here goes. I made a promise that," Miguel notices something coming out of Kay's nose, "Oh hey!"
"What?"
"Your nose is bleeding!" Miguel hands her some tissues.
"Oh God. No! Oh not again!" Kay wipes her nose, "This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry." She puts her head back, "Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?"
"Umm..."
Kay blows her nose, "Sorry. Sorry."
"Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore."
"Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either." Kay misunderstands.
~*~
A hotel clerk is showing Reese and Jessica to their new room.
"I think you'll find this room more to your liking." The hotel clerk says.
"Okay, great." Reese grabs the remote and turns on the TV to the chase.
"They say he's only got half a tank left." The hotel clerk says watching the chase.
"Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!"
"We're switching rooms again." Jessica says.
"What? Why?"
"This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room." Jessica explains.
"Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you." The hotel clerk says.
Jessica turns to Reese, "Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?"
"Uh-huh." He doesn't take his eyes off the TV.
"Reese!"
He turns to face her, "Yeah."
"Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!" Jessica says.
"I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine, okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch," Reese realizes what he was about to say, "Have a perfect, magical weekend together with you."
~*~
Reese and Jessica have switched rooms yet again.
"Okay, this one I like!" Jessica says.
Reese turns on the TV to find that ER is on, "Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!"
"Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?" Jessica asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?" Reese says sarcastically.
"Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!"
"Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag our luggage to ten different rooms?" Reese asks.
"I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on half a tank of gas!"
"Do not speak ill of the dead."
"We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?" Jessica asks.
"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, realx mom."
"What did you say?"
"I said, 'Geez, realx Jessssss.'" Reese corrects himself.
~*~