Simone, Noah, Reese, Jessica, and Miguel are at the Book Cafe.
Miguel is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, "You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Kay to hate me! I don't know what to do."
"You want my advice?" Noah suggests.
"Yes, please!"
"You're not gonna like it." Noah warns.
"That's okay."
"You never should've married Charity."
"That's not advice!" Miguel snaps.
"I told ya."
"I'm going to the bathroom." Miguel gets up and exits.
"Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it." Noah says.
"Yeah, me either." Reese and Simone agree.
"Maybe I could do it." Jessica says looking at Reese.
Kay enters, "Hi!"
"Hi, Kay."
"Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Miguel but you know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?" Kay asks.
"I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Miguel is right back there." Noah points over his shoulder.
"That's not Miguel!" Kay says looking at a guy that looks like him behind her.
"Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though." Simone says.
"Okay, Miguel is in the bathroom." Reese explains.
"Oh my God, it's happening. It's already started. I'm gonna be phased out." Kay says.
"You're not gonna be phased out!" Jessica reassures her.
"Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Miguel! He always hung out with you guys! I didn't even get along with you, Jessica since recently. Ugh, it's just a matter of time before somebody had to leave the group. I just always assumed Simone would be the one to go."
"Ehh!!" Simone says.
~*~
Noah is watching TV in his and Reese's apartment.
Reese enters, "Hey!"
"Hey, Mr. Durkee. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room." Noah says.
"Yes, that was mine." Reese thinks of an excuse.
"'Cause I just figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there." Noah says.
"Yes, that would have made more sense."
"Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya." Noah pauses, "Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!"
~*~
Miguel is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, "You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Kay to hate me! I don't know what to do."
"You want my advice?" Noah suggests.
"Yes, please!"
"You're not gonna like it." Noah warns.
"That's okay."
"You never should've married Charity."
"That's not advice!" Miguel snaps.
"I told ya."
"I'm going to the bathroom." Miguel gets up and exits.
"Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it." Noah says.
"Yeah, me either." Reese and Simone agree.
"Maybe I could do it." Jessica says looking at Reese.
Kay enters, "Hi!"
"Hi, Kay."
"Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Miguel but you know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?" Kay asks.
"I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Miguel is right back there." Noah points over his shoulder.
"That's not Miguel!" Kay says looking at a guy that looks like him behind her.
"Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though." Simone says.
"Okay, Miguel is in the bathroom." Reese explains.
"Oh my God, it's happening. It's already started. I'm gonna be phased out." Kay says.
"You're not gonna be phased out!" Jessica reassures her.
"Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Miguel! He always hung out with you guys! I didn't even get along with you, Jessica since recently. Ugh, it's just a matter of time before somebody had to leave the group. I just always assumed Simone would be the one to go."
"Ehh!!" Simone says.
~*~
Noah is watching TV in his and Reese's apartment.
Reese enters, "Hey!"
"Hey, Mr. Durkee. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room." Noah says.
"Yes, that was mine." Reese thinks of an excuse.
"'Cause I just figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there." Noah says.
"Yes, that would have made more sense."
"Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya." Noah pauses, "Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!"
~*~