A/N: I was in a very weird mood when I wrote this story. It has no point, and doesn't make sense. Please don't flame.
Here, You Can Have Mine
It was early in the morning, and Harry was innocently eating breakfast in the great hall with his friends, when it came.
It was a small package, and it had a small note on it. Harry took the package, and read the note:
Harry,
Your father asked me to give you this when he died. It is very special to him, and I want you to treat it with special care. I would suggest you don't open it up in public.
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore
Harry showed Ron and Hermione the note, and Ron urged him to open it. So, Harry followed him up to their dorm, and he began to unwrap the package.
Inside were a pair of all black underwear, with little yellow lighning bolts on it. Harry raised an eyebrow, and Ron laughed. At first Harry thought this was a joke, but he recognized the Headmaster's handwriting.
It said to treat with special care, so he put them back in the package, and tucked it in one of his pockets.
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Later on in Potions, Harry and the Gryffondors, were going through the usual torture. Snape was being unusually cruel, but not just to Harry. It seemed Malfoy was hearing it too. This was surprising, but no one thought anything of it. Snape was just in a bad mood, which was typical for this cranky, old professor.
Harry had finished his potion, and was looking at Snape, who was behaving very oddly. One of his eyes was twitching, and he kept breathing very heavily. All of a sudden, Harry heard a trickling sound. He looked up at Snape, who's eyes were staring downward.
"I've wet myself." He announced. The class laughed. "I believe I need another set of underwear."
"Here," said Harry, walking over to Snape. "You can have mine."
A/N: I warned you! That was weird right? Although I don't think Snape would really wet his pants in class though. *Laughs* That would be funny!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot, and James's underpants.
Here, You Can Have Mine
It was early in the morning, and Harry was innocently eating breakfast in the great hall with his friends, when it came.
It was a small package, and it had a small note on it. Harry took the package, and read the note:
Harry,
Your father asked me to give you this when he died. It is very special to him, and I want you to treat it with special care. I would suggest you don't open it up in public.
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore
Harry showed Ron and Hermione the note, and Ron urged him to open it. So, Harry followed him up to their dorm, and he began to unwrap the package.
Inside were a pair of all black underwear, with little yellow lighning bolts on it. Harry raised an eyebrow, and Ron laughed. At first Harry thought this was a joke, but he recognized the Headmaster's handwriting.
It said to treat with special care, so he put them back in the package, and tucked it in one of his pockets.
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Later on in Potions, Harry and the Gryffondors, were going through the usual torture. Snape was being unusually cruel, but not just to Harry. It seemed Malfoy was hearing it too. This was surprising, but no one thought anything of it. Snape was just in a bad mood, which was typical for this cranky, old professor.
Harry had finished his potion, and was looking at Snape, who was behaving very oddly. One of his eyes was twitching, and he kept breathing very heavily. All of a sudden, Harry heard a trickling sound. He looked up at Snape, who's eyes were staring downward.
"I've wet myself." He announced. The class laughed. "I believe I need another set of underwear."
"Here," said Harry, walking over to Snape. "You can have mine."
A/N: I warned you! That was weird right? Although I don't think Snape would really wet his pants in class though. *Laughs* That would be funny!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot, and James's underpants.