Jessica and Reese are making out on the couch at Noah and Reese's.
Noah enters, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!"
"What?!" Jessica asks.
"Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it."
"Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?" Reese asks.
"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman!" Noah starts for his room, "And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend i don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about."
"Okay. Sorry."
They wait for Noah to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.
"I can hear that!" Noah yells from his bedroom.
Jessica looks at Reese, "Kay's at work."
They both go to Kay's apartment.
"I can still hear you!"
~*~
Noah, Reese, Jessica, and Simone are at the Book Cafe.
Miguel enters, "Hey!"
Chad goes up to Miguel, "Oh, Miguel? Miguel! You can't put up flyers in here."
"How come? Everybody else does." Miguel asks.
"You can't."
"What is that?" Jessica asks pointing to the flyer.
"Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things."
Jessica looks at the flyer, "This is all of your things."
"Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's-Charity thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. You know, brand new." Miguel explains.
"So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Kay-ever-used sale."
"Touched. Used. Sat on. Slept on." Miguel says.
"Hey, Miguel, you're okay with that?" Noah asks.
"Look, if I can just do what Charity wants and get her to Harmony, I'm sure everything will be fine." Miguel says.
"Okay, but don't you think this is a little bit extreme?" Reese asks.
"After what I did? Can you blame her?"
"Oh my God! You got off easy! When Kay's dad said Ivy's name in bed, Kay's mom cursed him and turned his thingy temporarily green." Simone explains.
Miguel suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.
"What is he doing? What, Charity, thinks Miguel's furniture has got Kay coodies?" Noah asks.
"Now calm down Noah." Jessica says.
"No! Everything's gettin' all messed up! Charity won't let Miguel see Kay, we're not gonna stop seeing Kay, hence Miguel stops seeing us!" Noah yells out.
"Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing." Simone says.
"Yeah I know, we're losing Miguel, Noah said hence..." Reese lists.
"Look, I'm not happy about this either, but if-if Miguel says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Charity to ourselves. Are you cool with that?" Jessica asks.
"No! But I'm an actor, I'll act cool." Noah says.
~*~
Noah enters, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!"
"What?!" Jessica asks.
"Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it."
"Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?" Reese asks.
"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman!" Noah starts for his room, "And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend i don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about."
"Okay. Sorry."
They wait for Noah to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.
"I can hear that!" Noah yells from his bedroom.
Jessica looks at Reese, "Kay's at work."
They both go to Kay's apartment.
"I can still hear you!"
~*~
Noah, Reese, Jessica, and Simone are at the Book Cafe.
Miguel enters, "Hey!"
Chad goes up to Miguel, "Oh, Miguel? Miguel! You can't put up flyers in here."
"How come? Everybody else does." Miguel asks.
"You can't."
"What is that?" Jessica asks pointing to the flyer.
"Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things."
Jessica looks at the flyer, "This is all of your things."
"Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's-Charity thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. You know, brand new." Miguel explains.
"So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Kay-ever-used sale."
"Touched. Used. Sat on. Slept on." Miguel says.
"Hey, Miguel, you're okay with that?" Noah asks.
"Look, if I can just do what Charity wants and get her to Harmony, I'm sure everything will be fine." Miguel says.
"Okay, but don't you think this is a little bit extreme?" Reese asks.
"After what I did? Can you blame her?"
"Oh my God! You got off easy! When Kay's dad said Ivy's name in bed, Kay's mom cursed him and turned his thingy temporarily green." Simone explains.
Miguel suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.
"What is he doing? What, Charity, thinks Miguel's furniture has got Kay coodies?" Noah asks.
"Now calm down Noah." Jessica says.
"No! Everything's gettin' all messed up! Charity won't let Miguel see Kay, we're not gonna stop seeing Kay, hence Miguel stops seeing us!" Noah yells out.
"Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing." Simone says.
"Yeah I know, we're losing Miguel, Noah said hence..." Reese lists.
"Look, I'm not happy about this either, but if-if Miguel says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Charity to ourselves. Are you cool with that?" Jessica asks.
"No! But I'm an actor, I'll act cool." Noah says.
~*~