A/N- none of these characters belong to me, and who wants be a millionaire is no mine. I was on a sugar high wile writing this and when I finished it I thought it was funny. No, I do not hate Regis. I just got annoyed by him. (I don't know why!) And Neal is one of my favs. I was on a sugar rush. Don't flame me! And please Review!!!!
Who wants to be a millionaire--- tortall style!
Regis- hi and welcome to who wants to be a millionaire tortall style. You may recognize me from the regular so you want to be a millionaire. I'm only doing this so my ratings will go up, I can get richer, and so I can do a show with questions that are actually HARD to answer. Let's welcome our special guests from… TORTALL of course.
* Camera switches to a tall guy with a horse tail, A short woman with firry red hair, A tall guy with I'm NEAL and if you don't like it you can kiss my ! Then a big blob appears over the last word so you can't read it, an incredibly tall girl with short light brown hair, a tall clumsy read head, and then a girl with wavy black hair and beautiful eyes, a teen with curly red hair, and a boy with the mark of an eastern heritage and green eyes.*
a weird voice from offstage- introducing: NUMAR SIMALIAN, ALANA OF PIRATE SWOOP, NEAL a squire, KEL, also a squire, CLEON a squire, DANE, TRIS, AND BRIAR.
Regis- ok the fastest finger question is who has the blondest hair, lightest to darkest. A- Brittany spears
Alana- that Broadcast sensory in use!!!
Regis- ok, can I get back to the question now?
Alana sulking- Ok sorry reig.
Regis- only stars are allowed to call me reig. No back to where I was…B-Christina agulara, C- Gwen Stefani, or D- Bill Clinton.
*Twenty minutes later*
Regis- finally we have our first and last answer completed, although it didn't help that they all cheated off each other.
Briar- so, we didn't know who ANY of those people where!
Everyone else in unison- I did not cheat!
Regis- I DON'T CARE! Err… oops! Now with the shortest time, NEALAN OF QUEENSCOVE! Otherwise known as Neal!
Neal- YEAH BABY!
Regis- OK… um let's jump up onto the moderately warm seat. It ain't gunna be hot tonight!
*Sinkers in audience*
Neal- Ok! So let's play who wants to be a millionaire!
Regis- That's MY line!!
Neal- Sorry reig.
Regis- WHAT did I say about calling me 'Reig'?
Neal Blushing deeply- Sorry!
Regis- Now let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
Neal- That has been said already.
Regis- Do you want to play or not?
Neal- Well, Not actually but I might as well play.
Regis- Huh? Okay Neal. Now you have three lifelines: call Joren, 75-25, and ask me, Regis.
Neal- JOREN?! You don't mean Joren of Stone Mountain, Do you?
Regis Smiling evilly- Yes, Joren of Stone Mountain. If you have anything agent this holds your tong or you will be "escorted" about of the ho- err… Luke warm seat.
Neal mumbling- Ok. I will try.
Regis- You will WHAT?!
Neal- I will.
Regis- You are really starting to annoy me, so I am going to jump to the I million dollar question, what author has kelary of mindalan as a character in her book?
Neal- KEL?! In a book? Why didn't you tell me?!
Kel- I didn't KNOW!
Regis- Neal, let's go back to the question. So what is the answer?
Neal- Don't I get four choices?
Regis- Only if I like you.
Neal- Ok. I am going to use my ask Regis life line.
Regis- I think Tamora Pierce wrote it.
Neal- Than my answer is Tamora Pierce. I will have to trust you… grins evilly reig.
Regis- Unfortunately that is right. But I am gunna take it away if you don't stop calling me reig.
Neal- ok I will go then REIG REIG REIG!!!!!
Regis- Instead of taking the cash I am gunna beat you up! You little broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use
*Neal runs off stage and regis chases him*
Who wants to be a millionaire--- tortall style!
Regis- hi and welcome to who wants to be a millionaire tortall style. You may recognize me from the regular so you want to be a millionaire. I'm only doing this so my ratings will go up, I can get richer, and so I can do a show with questions that are actually HARD to answer. Let's welcome our special guests from… TORTALL of course.
* Camera switches to a tall guy with a horse tail, A short woman with firry red hair, A tall guy with I'm NEAL and if you don't like it you can kiss my ! Then a big blob appears over the last word so you can't read it, an incredibly tall girl with short light brown hair, a tall clumsy read head, and then a girl with wavy black hair and beautiful eyes, a teen with curly red hair, and a boy with the mark of an eastern heritage and green eyes.*
a weird voice from offstage- introducing: NUMAR SIMALIAN, ALANA OF PIRATE SWOOP, NEAL a squire, KEL, also a squire, CLEON a squire, DANE, TRIS, AND BRIAR.
Regis- ok the fastest finger question is who has the blondest hair, lightest to darkest. A- Brittany spears
Alana- that Broadcast sensory in use!!!
Regis- ok, can I get back to the question now?
Alana sulking- Ok sorry reig.
Regis- only stars are allowed to call me reig. No back to where I was…B-Christina agulara, C- Gwen Stefani, or D- Bill Clinton.
*Twenty minutes later*
Regis- finally we have our first and last answer completed, although it didn't help that they all cheated off each other.
Briar- so, we didn't know who ANY of those people where!
Everyone else in unison- I did not cheat!
Regis- I DON'T CARE! Err… oops! Now with the shortest time, NEALAN OF QUEENSCOVE! Otherwise known as Neal!
Neal- YEAH BABY!
Regis- OK… um let's jump up onto the moderately warm seat. It ain't gunna be hot tonight!
*Sinkers in audience*
Neal- Ok! So let's play who wants to be a millionaire!
Regis- That's MY line!!
Neal- Sorry reig.
Regis- WHAT did I say about calling me 'Reig'?
Neal Blushing deeply- Sorry!
Regis- Now let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
Neal- That has been said already.
Regis- Do you want to play or not?
Neal- Well, Not actually but I might as well play.
Regis- Huh? Okay Neal. Now you have three lifelines: call Joren, 75-25, and ask me, Regis.
Neal- JOREN?! You don't mean Joren of Stone Mountain, Do you?
Regis Smiling evilly- Yes, Joren of Stone Mountain. If you have anything agent this holds your tong or you will be "escorted" about of the ho- err… Luke warm seat.
Neal mumbling- Ok. I will try.
Regis- You will WHAT?!
Neal- I will.
Regis- You are really starting to annoy me, so I am going to jump to the I million dollar question, what author has kelary of mindalan as a character in her book?
Neal- KEL?! In a book? Why didn't you tell me?!
Kel- I didn't KNOW!
Regis- Neal, let's go back to the question. So what is the answer?
Neal- Don't I get four choices?
Regis- Only if I like you.
Neal- Ok. I am going to use my ask Regis life line.
Regis- I think Tamora Pierce wrote it.
Neal- Than my answer is Tamora Pierce. I will have to trust you… grins evilly reig.
Regis- Unfortunately that is right. But I am gunna take it away if you don't stop calling me reig.
Neal- ok I will go then REIG REIG REIG!!!!!
Regis- Instead of taking the cash I am gunna beat you up! You little broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use broadcast censory in usebroadcast censory in use
*Neal runs off stage and regis chases him*