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Ch. 2!!!
* Regis enters with 2 black eyes, a broken nose, a swollen lip, and only in his boxer shorts*

Cleonsnickering- Um REIG what happened to you?
Regis- Shut UP I mean, we are back from commercials. Let's go to the fastest finger question.
Allana-But you are… Oh, never mind.
Regis-You better believe it! You Broadcast censoring in use you MOTHER Broadcast censoring in use OOPS! This is different. This question you just have to put which one is not like the others FIRST.
Numar-This isn't celebrity Jeopardy. We are SMART. S-M-A-R-T.
Regis-WHY YOU LITTLE… oopsie! I mean the choices are: A-ogle, B-eye, C-eye ball, and D-hair… I repeat A-ogle, B-eye, C-eyeball and D- HAIR. Start NOW.
All Contestants, in unison- Umm… I'm ALREADY done.
Regis-I knew that… um the fastest time belongs to… you guessed it… NUMAR!
Cleon- Well SORRY I did not know what an ogle was.
Briar and Tris in unison- It's an eye.
Cleon glaring at them- I know that know!
Regis- SHOVE IT! Ummm…. I mean Numar come up into the cold seat. Folks, that seat ain't gunna be hot tonight.
*Audience sinkers*
Regis- LET'S PLAY WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONARE!
Numar- You shouted it this time.
Regis-Only because I love you…. UMMMMM…. I mean…. Because you are so much better than horror Neal.
* Neal enters studio sounding and looking just fine*
Neal- EXCUSE ME?
Regis- Take em' out Boys.
*A pack of green berets 'usher' Neal out*
Regis- Remember the three life lines, ask me, 75/25, and phone Joren. For our 1000 dollar question…
Numar- Isn't it supposed to be 100 dollars?
Regis- Hey, we have a time limit, buddy.
Numar- ok. LET"S PLAY!
Regis- My line. The question is a hammock dose WHAT.A- goes 100 miles an hour, B-can be submerged in water WITHOUT floating, C-a great replacement for a sail, or D- a great outdoor/ Indoor bed.
Numar- um… I have a hammock! D my final answer!
Regis- that is correct!!!! You win a million dollars!
Numar- but wasn't that the 1000 dollar question?
Regis- Details details. Okay you won 1000 dollars HAPPY?!
Numar- ok can I just take the million dollars?
Regis- I don't see why not! Go ahead!
Numar- YAHOOOOO
*Numar jumps up and down then suddenly stops.*
Numar-hey! You don't look like Regis!
Regis- Ummm….. You are done get off my stage! Oh BBBOOOOYYYSSSSS!!!!!
* The green berets enter and numar runs off stage Regis chases after him*