Chapter 3!!!
* Regis enters with a green Mohawk. And nose, eye brow, and lip rings. *
Regis- Do you like my new look? Producers think it will boost ratings.
*Alanna bursts out laughing*
Regis- Ok alanna I've had enough of you. Come up to the seat. I'm not even gunna add an adjective in front of it.
* Audience snickers*
Alanna- Ok I'm gunna win too! I'm gunna beat your green Mohawk Broadcast censoring in use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Neal comes out in a three piece suit. The green berets watch his every move.*
Neal- I'm back reig
Regis- Hey I thought I was rid of you!
Green Beret #1- We have reached an understanding
Neal- Yup they think I boost ratings.
Green Beret #2- Ummm not really... we just think he is cool.
Neal- Same thing
Regis-BUT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR OWN OPPINIONS!!!
Green Beret #7- Um- If you don't think we have minds of our own we will quit!!
Regis- GO THEN! I don't care! Err-.I mean alanna come on Down!
Neal- LET'S PLAY WHO WANTS O BE A MILLIONARE!!!!!
Regis-GE-err he looks to a corner where the 7 green berets stand in a huddle whispering and pointing to him go join your friends! I can get along fine myself!
Neal pouting- Fine! Then joins the huddle suddenly you hear a hey! I have an idea!
Regis whimpers, then turns to alanna.
Regis- The question is...metamorfolite means WHAT? A- Compound, B- Element, C- A weird sciency thing, or D- Magnetic.
Alanna- I am gunna have to phone Joren Regis.
*Phone rings... answering machine picks up.*
Joren- Hello. You have reached Joren of Stone Mountain. In case you haven't noticed, I AM DEAD. Dead inside because I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEPPP!
Alanna- Oh Broadcast Cencory in Use!!! I might as well walk out. Bye bye. For now.
Alanna walks into the Green Beret's circle then shout's THA'S A GOOD IDEA NEEL. TOATALLY POSSIBLE.
Regis whimpers,
Regis- Now it is time for a commercial brake.
* Regis enters with a green Mohawk. And nose, eye brow, and lip rings. *
Regis- Do you like my new look? Producers think it will boost ratings.
*Alanna bursts out laughing*
Regis- Ok alanna I've had enough of you. Come up to the seat. I'm not even gunna add an adjective in front of it.
* Audience snickers*
Alanna- Ok I'm gunna win too! I'm gunna beat your green Mohawk Broadcast censoring in use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Neal comes out in a three piece suit. The green berets watch his every move.*
Neal- I'm back reig
Regis- Hey I thought I was rid of you!
Green Beret #1- We have reached an understanding
Neal- Yup they think I boost ratings.
Green Beret #2- Ummm not really... we just think he is cool.
Neal- Same thing
Regis-BUT YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR OWN OPPINIONS!!!
Green Beret #7- Um- If you don't think we have minds of our own we will quit!!
Regis- GO THEN! I don't care! Err-.I mean alanna come on Down!
Neal- LET'S PLAY WHO WANTS O BE A MILLIONARE!!!!!
Regis-GE-err he looks to a corner where the 7 green berets stand in a huddle whispering and pointing to him go join your friends! I can get along fine myself!
Neal pouting- Fine! Then joins the huddle suddenly you hear a hey! I have an idea!
Regis whimpers, then turns to alanna.
Regis- The question is...metamorfolite means WHAT? A- Compound, B- Element, C- A weird sciency thing, or D- Magnetic.
Alanna- I am gunna have to phone Joren Regis.
*Phone rings... answering machine picks up.*
Joren- Hello. You have reached Joren of Stone Mountain. In case you haven't noticed, I AM DEAD. Dead inside because I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEPPP!
Alanna- Oh Broadcast Cencory in Use!!! I might as well walk out. Bye bye. For now.
Alanna walks into the Green Beret's circle then shout's THA'S A GOOD IDEA NEEL. TOATALLY POSSIBLE.
Regis whimpers,
Regis- Now it is time for a commercial brake.