Here is my first official ACHOO challenge... its lovely read it. NOW. The requirements are:
*Someone must give someone flowers... this should be interesting...
*Someone must always speak in rhyme... And no, they DON'T need to make any sense or be really good rhymes ^^ (Becky, does that sound familiar?)
*At least one Weasley has to be present for at least part of the story
*Should be funny and a/l 500 words long.... Note, SHOULD be, but you can bend it a bit if you want to ^^
*No one is allowed to say Voldemorts OR You-Know-Who OR He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named OR the Dark Lord.... hee hee, you have to make up another name! (And try to think up more original stuff than Voldie!)
Ok, so know, Voldie will be refereed to Dear Old Voldie. (THAT'S THE TILTE)
A/n; this takes place in the chamber of secrets. So read on
"Hello Little Miss Weasly" a strange man asked
"Are you Tom Riddle?" Ginny asked
"SILENCE" the man, roared "from now on you must refer to me as Dear Old Voldie."
"YOUR HE-Who-" Ginny asked again be for being cut of by DOV
"I SAID SILENCE!!! That's what's wrong with you Bloodies" DOV said.
"If your trying to make a rhyme, its not the time," Ginny told him
"I SAID SILNCE, Get it though your head now GO TO BED" Voldie yelled
"Why?"
"Cause' I said so no go! Your bets over there, by that pile of hair"
Ginny slowly walked to the pile of hair and laid down, attempting to rest by counting snakes, and after that didn't work, she tried to rhyme words with snake. Give her a break; she has snakes on the mind.
"BLAST IT WHERES WORMTAIL?"DOV Exclaimed
"Who's Wormtail?"
"Peter Pettigrew you Broom Tail"
"He's Alive?"
"Of course NOW GO TO BED AND REST YOUR HEAD!"
Ginny wanted to make DOV like her, so she decided to be unique; she grabbed a wand of the various students that had been down here before and never returned. And took the skulls of them and Transfigured them into Skullcap, and she took the pieces of dust, and transfigured them into purple roses, the sign of death, only DOV wouldn't know that.
She quietly got out of bet and gave them to DOV,
"For me? Oh Please" DOV said
"Yes, take them, you deserve them, I mean you thought of this cleaver trap. I have every right to obey your every command"*
"Thank you, that quite grand now let me take your hand, and I shall show you your bidding to my hand"
With that, Dov showed Ginny his plan to take over the world, and had her gather all the needed things. With included:
A Calderon,
Silver paint,
Strangled chickens,
And numerous other things. *
Soon, Dov had all the things he needed, except for his Posse of Death Eaters, Witch He needed Worm tail for, but he was out and about running away from his past, so, never mind this. The plan carried of for several weeks, and Ginny soon was getting tired of this, I mean running back and forth would be quite boring... Ginny soon had a plan of her own, since DOV really liked, her, she would ask for him to give
Her the gift of a ParssleToung and she would escape up the tunnel. *
Soon she put her plan in to action,
"Dear Old Voldie, please grant me the gift of a parssleMouth, so I can reek havoc along side you."
DOV though about this for a while and then said:" I shall grant you that gift in return of a gift to me, a kiss as in to cure my lisp"
Reluctantly, Ginny agreed. She gave him a kiss on the lips, nothing too fancy. He granted her the gift. She yelled, "STAIRS" at the tunnel. The became stairs and she raced up. For a hour, DOV chased after her, once in the girls bathroom, she yelled "Close' and the sink closed and DOV was trapped forever, until this day.
THE END
*Someone must give someone flowers... this should be interesting...
*Someone must always speak in rhyme... And no, they DON'T need to make any sense or be really good rhymes ^^ (Becky, does that sound familiar?)
*At least one Weasley has to be present for at least part of the story
*Should be funny and a/l 500 words long.... Note, SHOULD be, but you can bend it a bit if you want to ^^
*No one is allowed to say Voldemorts OR You-Know-Who OR He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named OR the Dark Lord.... hee hee, you have to make up another name! (And try to think up more original stuff than Voldie!)
Ok, so know, Voldie will be refereed to Dear Old Voldie. (THAT'S THE TILTE)
A/n; this takes place in the chamber of secrets. So read on
"Hello Little Miss Weasly" a strange man asked
"Are you Tom Riddle?" Ginny asked
"SILENCE" the man, roared "from now on you must refer to me as Dear Old Voldie."
"YOUR HE-Who-" Ginny asked again be for being cut of by DOV
"I SAID SILENCE!!! That's what's wrong with you Bloodies" DOV said.
"If your trying to make a rhyme, its not the time," Ginny told him
"I SAID SILNCE, Get it though your head now GO TO BED" Voldie yelled
"Why?"
"Cause' I said so no go! Your bets over there, by that pile of hair"
Ginny slowly walked to the pile of hair and laid down, attempting to rest by counting snakes, and after that didn't work, she tried to rhyme words with snake. Give her a break; she has snakes on the mind.
"BLAST IT WHERES WORMTAIL?"DOV Exclaimed
"Who's Wormtail?"
"Peter Pettigrew you Broom Tail"
"He's Alive?"
"Of course NOW GO TO BED AND REST YOUR HEAD!"
Ginny wanted to make DOV like her, so she decided to be unique; she grabbed a wand of the various students that had been down here before and never returned. And took the skulls of them and Transfigured them into Skullcap, and she took the pieces of dust, and transfigured them into purple roses, the sign of death, only DOV wouldn't know that.
She quietly got out of bet and gave them to DOV,
"For me? Oh Please" DOV said
"Yes, take them, you deserve them, I mean you thought of this cleaver trap. I have every right to obey your every command"*
"Thank you, that quite grand now let me take your hand, and I shall show you your bidding to my hand"
With that, Dov showed Ginny his plan to take over the world, and had her gather all the needed things. With included:
A Calderon,
Silver paint,
Strangled chickens,
And numerous other things. *
Soon, Dov had all the things he needed, except for his Posse of Death Eaters, Witch He needed Worm tail for, but he was out and about running away from his past, so, never mind this. The plan carried of for several weeks, and Ginny soon was getting tired of this, I mean running back and forth would be quite boring... Ginny soon had a plan of her own, since DOV really liked, her, she would ask for him to give
Her the gift of a ParssleToung and she would escape up the tunnel. *
Soon she put her plan in to action,
"Dear Old Voldie, please grant me the gift of a parssleMouth, so I can reek havoc along side you."
DOV though about this for a while and then said:" I shall grant you that gift in return of a gift to me, a kiss as in to cure my lisp"
Reluctantly, Ginny agreed. She gave him a kiss on the lips, nothing too fancy. He granted her the gift. She yelled, "STAIRS" at the tunnel. The became stairs and she raced up. For a hour, DOV chased after her, once in the girls bathroom, she yelled "Close' and the sink closed and DOV was trapped forever, until this day.
THE END