Chapter 1: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
A.N.>> Everyone run! I'm doing a
crossover! *Rowen, Wufei, and Heero proceed to run* Anywho, I got this
idea around 5 o'clock in the morning with no sleep, probably due to the
two bags of peachy-phs and five cans of Dr. Pepper (hence the name). Oh
I was also reading a Babysitting, Gundam Style (thank you LittleUcchan!).
So... enjoy my first Gundam Wing/Ronin Warrior crossover and very first
attempt at a humorous fic. Self insertation, pointlessness, and.... some
character bashing. (Literally) Tell us if you want a second chapter! ^_^
Oi! Another note, this is under a member of the Coalition's name too!
Unimportant Notes>> Everyone's alive
again in this thing. I had to have Une slap SOMEONE.
*....* = actions
....> = any telepathic waves,
if I decide I want to use them.
::...:: = thoughts
-.....- = you will find English
translation at bottom.
Disclaimer>> I wish owned but I don't.
Kayura: *downs 27th can of Boost*
Rowen: Kayura.... maybe you should
stop.
Kayura: *squeals* Why would I wanna
do that Ro-kun? *starts twitching* Stop moving arm, stop it. Stop it I
say! STOP I'M THE ANCIENT ONE GODDAMN IT YOU'VE GOT TO STOP!!! *arm stops
twitching* Thank you. *gets micheivous look in face*
Rowen: Uh. Oh.
Kayura: *picks up Ancient's Staff*
Let's see what this baby can do!
Rowen: *sweat drop*
** Big Flash of Light, which makes
everyone run out and yell at Kayura, and a big THUD **
Kayura: I think Mia's house landed
on something.
Rowen: Where EXACTLY are we Kayura?
Kayura: Silly Ro-kun! We're in A.C.
198!
Rowen: Say huh? Kayura, I'm not sure
they invented that anime in 1987...
Kayura: THEY DID NOW! *puts hands
on hips*
Anubis: *beats Kayura over the head*
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH THE STAFF! I DIDN'T DIE FOR NOTHING
YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
Kayura: *bonks him on the head* Shut
up Nubie. Mia said you did this too. *suddenly drools* Who's that?!?
Mia: *looks out window Kayura has
slobbered on* I dunno but he sure is hot. *adds more slobber to window*
**Both rush outside**
Duo: That was some smack down.
Relena: *crying* THEY SMASHED MY
HOUSE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! *returns to crying, which she does so well*
Wufei: I never knew a house could
bigger than Relena's.... *wonderment ends* AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! SALLY
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stampeding Kayura and Mia run him over*
Mia: *to Kayura* Hey, Kayura-san
we escaped the awful 80's haircuts and big hair.
Dorothy: *to Quatre* Oh my god, their
clothes are, like, so out of style! I mean, nobody worn those sort of tights,
since like, what? Like the stone age? And look at, like, her eye-make-up--
Kayura: *cuts of Dorothy* GOMEN YO!!!-1-
Rowen: *sweat drop* ::Oh, the blonde
chick got her pissed. Hey! It looks like there's two blonde chicks... wait,
oops, that's a guy. Anyway, that blonde chick with double eyebrows got
her pissed, otherwise she wouldn't be speaking Japanese...:: *another sweat
drop* Kayura calm down.
Kayura: *ignores Rowen* I'm not the
one with double eyebrows, baka.-2-
Duo: *elbows Trowa* Hey, when she's
pissed she acts like Wufei. I wonder if she can flay people too...
Kayura: *proceeds to mulch Double
Eyebrows Woman*
Duo: *gets answer*
Une: *being bored* La, la, la, la,
la... *sees Sage come out* ...la, la, la, la... oohlala! Treize, GO TO
HELL YOU BASTARD! *slaps the egotistic Head of OZ, runs and tackles Sage*
Sage: Umm... hello?
Sai: Does this mean she has four
personalities now?
Treize: What just happened?
Duo: You got dissed and dismissed.
*hiccups* Tee hee.
Kayura: *sees Quatre* O.O! *jumps
in Quatre's arms*
Quatre: Um... hello Kayura-san!
Kayura: SEE ROWEN HE'S MORE RESPECTFUL
THAN YOU!!!!!!!!! Hello, Quatre-sama.
Quatre: *feels lucky*
Rowen: *feels hurt*
Kayura: Oooooooh!!!!!!!! He looks
cuddly! *jumps out of Quatre's arms and grabs Duo like a teddy bear* A
big cuddly teddy bear.
Kento: *feels hurt* I'm not cuddly
anymore?
Hilde: *stalks over to Kento, sticking
tongue out* You're cuddly by MY standards. *kisses Kento on cheek to make
Duo tweak out (he does)*
Rowen, Quatre, & Kento: *feels
hurt*
Catherine: *strolls over to Dais,
giggling* I'm a knife thrower, what are you?
Trowa: *eyes fall out*
Dais: *feels lucky* I raised tarantulas,
baby. *winks at Catherine*
Catherine: *giggles* You kinda looked
like a pirate to me.
Trowa: *inserts eyes back into head
only so they can pop out again* HEY BUSTER! THAT'S MY SISTER!
Dais: *runs off with Catherine*
Catherine: TROWA I'M ELOPING!!!!!!!!
Rowen: I knew this was a bad idea.
*sweat drop* Oh well. *reads book*
** Zechs and Noine sit on sidelines
**
Noine: This is somewhat entertaining.
Zechs: I'll go make the popcorn.
Noine: *sweat drop*
** Back to the MAIN story **
Talpa: *decides to take over world
AND colonies because they are so pathetically dependent on technology*
Heero: What the hell do you think
you're doing?
Duo: *with Kayura still latched on
to four foot long braid* Uh, oh. Here we go again.
Talpa: I'm almighty and powerful
master. You can not escape techno boy!
Heero 'Techno Boy' Yuy: *changes
into: NEW TECHNO ARMOR!!!!!!!!! and yells* MISSION ACCEPTED!!!!!
Kayura: I didn't know about that
one.
Ryo: Never heard that power-up before.
Kayura: He's kinda sexy in that...
*lets go of Duo's braid for first time in five minutes*
Duo: Hey Heero, it looks like Wing
Zero! Crotch rocket and all!
Heero: *beats Talpa with stick* TAKE
THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!
Talpa: MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*
Heero: *looks satisfied with work
he has done* Mission accomplished.
Une: *still latched onto Sage* Hey,
Sagers will you marry me?
Sage: *eyes pop out of head* Oh my.
Une: *puts out lower lip* You don't
like me anymore?
Sage: Um... wait No! I mean, wait.
Treize: Damn baka. Doesn't know how
to handle Lady Une.
Sage: I'm going kick your ass, asshole.
YOU DON'T CALL MY WOMAN THAT!!!!!!!!!! *charges Treize with chopsticks*
Treize: *pulls out fork*
Quatre: *still hurt* I always wondered
why Treize and Wufei foiught... they're too much alike. *scratches chin
like Michaelangelo* Good thing Une kicked 'em both in the *ahem*
White Blaze: ::Ooohh... looks like
its lizard for dinner.::
Wufei: *just getting up from being
trampled over* Uh oh. THE LAST OF THE TIGER CLAN!!!!!!! KILL IT!!!!
White Blaze: ::That's what he thinks.::
Heero: I think the tiger's kinda
cute.
Kayura: *jumps in Heero's arms now*
You're kinda sexy in the techno boy armor.
Heero: Hn?
Rowen: *still reading book*
** Dais and Catherine still nowhere
to be found **
Trowa: *set on killing Dais*
Sekhmet: Hey that chick with the
crossiant rolls in her hair's kinda hot.
Wufei: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT YOU
DISGRACEFUL UNHONORABLE YOUMA -3-!!!!
Sekhmet: *pulls out 6 Katanas* Wanna
bet bastard?
Wufei: *pulls out 1 Katana. Looks
from Sekhmet's swords to his one sword and runs*
White Blaze: ::Barbecue sounds good,
especially Dragon barbecue:: *proceeds to tackle Wufei*
** Treize and Sage are still fighting
chopsticks and prongs clashing in the Colony's artificial sun **
Relena: *still crying in hysterics*
Sai: Its okay, dear. *hugs Relena*
Relena: *snaps out of it* I feel
better now. *proceeds to knock Sai onto the ground and kiss him*
Sai: Uh oh. ::This doesn't too good.::
HELP!!!!
Heero: *laughs like the psycho he
is* MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT RID OF HER!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance*
Sai: This isn't proper. Get your
bloody hands off me! Okay, maybe not.
Hilde: *grabs Duo now that he is
free of Kayura's grasp and smacks him over the head* You baka! Cheating
lying bastard! I need Springer!
Duo: How 'bout Mama Quatre instead?
Rowen: *still reading book*
Ryo: Uh, excuse me, um, Miss Amazon-like
Woman pulling the braided idiot around, but what did he ever do to you?
Hilde: EXCUSE ME?! Do you really
want to know what he begs for at night?
Duo: Hey, babe, the whole world does
not need to know our sex life.
Hilde: Alright. Whatever.
** Duo and Hilde skip off like in
the Wizard of Oz, as the true former ruler and dictator of OZ is beat to
a
pulp Sage
Date who looks REALLY pissed **
Sage: *grabs Une* What's your name
anyway?
Une: *bonks Sage on head* You should
know.
Sage: *turns to Rowen* You're right
man, loving people who proceed their name with Lady can be a bitch and
it HURTS.
Rowen: Hn *still reading book*
Kayura: WHO PROCEEDS THEIR NAME WITH
LADY BESIDES ME!!!!!!!!????????? *tweaking out*
Heero: *drops Kayura*
Une: Me, you ingrate!
Kayura: You do not insult the ancient
one.
Rowen: *looks up from book*
Sage & Rowen: *sweat drop*
Une: I propose a cat fight.
Kayura: Challenge accepted!
Wufei: *being used as a scratching
post for White Blaze*
Ryo: *cheering White Blaze on*
Wufei: *making note to kill the guy
with big black hair when the cat is done*
Une & Kayura: *in fighting stance
positions* *rear back arms like going to punch each other* *and hug!* *both
yell:* BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!
Sage & Rowen: *groan*
Rowen: *reads book*
Sage: Yeesh.
Kayura: LOOK! *spots Wufei*
White Blaze be nice to the poor, sexy, little slanted eyes man!
White Blaze: ::Damn I was going to
fry him.:: *backs off*
Ryo: *runs*
Wufei: Weak women. Disgraceful. *sees
Relena making out with Sai still* So unhonorable.
Kayura: DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK
HE JUST SAID!?? *prooves to Wufei White Blaze has nothing on Ancients when
it comes to beating Chinese men with egotistical problems up* Oi! He's
so bad, but he's cute!
Kale: What about me?
Rowen: *jumps out of seat and launches
for warlord* WHAT?!
Rowen, Kale, Quatre, Kento, Duo,
& Heero: *feel hurt*
Trowa: *feels left out*
Mia: *tackles Trowa* You're MY sexy
quiet man.
Catherine: *comes back in with Dais*
HEY! BITCH! THAT'S MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Maybe we do need Springer.
Hilde: *pulls Duo away and back to
apartment* *will not go into detail*
** Zechs and Noine eating movie popcorn
and sharing jumbo softdrink **
Noine: This is getting interesting.
Zechs: That Brit better get his bloody
hands off my sister!
** Catherine & Mia having a WWF
Smackdown. **
Wufei: *delirious* Ooohh look at
the pink gorrillas.... Mommy can I have a cookie?
Kayura: *still sitting on Wufei's
stomach*
Une & Sage: *run inside house
nobody asks why*
Sally: *flirting with Sekhmet* Yeah,
I go for guys with black beady eyes.
Sekhmet: *blushes* Do you wanna see
my anaconda collection?
Sally: Sure! *they skip off together*
Howard: *has been silent until, sighs,
and goes to sit with Noine and Zechs* Crazy people.
Kayura: *sees Rowen reading book*
*end of Boost rush* Oh Ro-kun! I'm sorry! You're still my main man! *falls
asleep leaning against Rowen*
Wufei: *mumbling incoherently*
Heero: *yells at Relena and Sai*
GET A ROOM!! *walks off shaking head*
** Trowa grabs Mia and Dais grabs
Catherine, they run in opposite directions **
Kento: *sulking* I can't believe
I'm not cuddly anymore. *sulks off to room in Koji, replanted on the Peacecraft,
house **
Relena & Sai: *do as Heero has
suggested*
Anubis & Kale: *grab Wufei still
mumbling his mommy and take him to the mental institution*
Howard: I guess I'll go work on that
super-techno armor now.
Zechs: You're right Noine that was
entertaining.
Noine: Yeah, we're going to need
an extra jumbo sized popcorn for the reunion.
Zechs: *pokes sleeping Kayura* Is
she dead?
Noine: No.
Zechs: Okay.
Noine: Psychos.
Finis!
A.N.>> You like? Yeah? *german voice*
Oh GOOD! For those of you who didn't, I have been suggested to a mental
ward to go to to a mental ward. ^_^ This is an example of what Boost can
do for YOU! Ja ne!
~~Lady Kayura and Lady Une~~
