Subj: guess who?
Date: 7/5/01 8:42:56 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: lil_chan_son@hotmail.com (Mara Barker)
To: PurpleBlue98@aol.com


Hey, well you know I wrote this on the forth of july. damn you know those
stupid people in my city said we couldn't light of fireworks, oh what the
heck, I am going TO! anyway I was thinking of the little vampire which led
to rudoplh and than to the song and than to dilly siging his version of the
song or my version anyway here's the humer story..you bettere reveiw or else
* balws up fists*, sorry about the earlier chapter thought

Rudolph the red nose what.....? Dillandau's Version of Rudolph the red nose
raindeer!!! And a interesting christmas!!!

Dilandau stood in his seat, it was christmas and nothing to
do! His dragon slayers where out dressed as raindeer caroling! What the hell
was wrong with them he thought. He sighed, suddenly bells rung around viona.

"yes, saint nick's here...now i can kill him" Dilandau jumped to his feet
and smiled a big smile. But then, Dallet came by he was in a santa suit and
bells where tied in his hair { don't ask}.

"DALLET" screamed Dilandau. Dallet stopped and srarred at Dilandau with a
big O. Little did they know a mistle toe was hanging in the door way. Dallet
walked to lord Dilandau, and stopped under the mistle toe.

"Yes, Lord Dilandau" asked Dallet.

"What the hell, are you doing with a santa suit on" said Dilandua he walked
up to Dallet.

"uhh" said Dallet.

"answer me" Dilandau grabbed Dallet, they where both under the mistle toe.
Suddenly, Folken walked by. he saw the sceance and cracked up.

"what the hell is wrong with you" asked Dilandua.

"look up" said Folken.

"uh" Dilandau looked up and dropped Dallet to the floor.

"HELLLLL NOOO..........DAMN" screamed Dilandua..

"uh, sir..oh my god.." said Dallet seeing the mistle toe.

"pucker up" said Folken..

" I am not doing that" said DIlandua..

"you have too or else" said Folken..

"god damn you folken" said Dilandau, he pulled Dallet up. Dallet turned red
as Dilandau quickly kissed him. Once their lips touched for a second,
Dilandau threw Dallet across the room.

"uhh, get out" said Dilandua. Dallet ran off, with a sly smile on his face.
Dilandau closed the door on Folken, and sat back on his chair. He smirked,
he wanted to kill something. suddenly, he got an idea. He took out a paper
and pen.

ten minutes later.......

Dilandau had called all his slayers in.

"Hmm, i want to read you a song" said Dilandau..

"uhhh" said the dragon slayers.

"SHUT UP AND LISTEN OR I'LL CUT YOU UP LIKE FISH" Dilandua threatened. The
dragon slayers shut up. Dilandau cleared his throat and smirked.

" My version of Rudolph the red nose killer" said Dilandau.

" Rudolp the red nose killer, had a very greusome night. He slaughted all
the raindeer and scared Santa with fright. Rudolph took a kitchen knife and
slit old saint nick's throat. The blood leaked off the slay and into the
white snow. Soon, all the elve's saw this and ran away with fright, but they
all got murdered by a great white! Rudolph set all the house's on fire. Miss
Sant Nick tried to put it out, but along the way her leg got burned and she
fell into the fire. So now all we can say it it doesn't matter if where bad
or good because Rudolph will kill you anyway" Dilandau smiled as he
finished..

"that was....great..." lied the slayers..

"I know" said Dilandau...

THE END, I know short but it's supposed to be funny. But I have some other
idea's but if you want me to continue .. I have to have about 13 reviews...






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