The Ugly Little Alien
It was a beautiful day in the month of
May, all birds laid their eggs and so did mother duck. She had laid seven eggs.
Out of the blue a
UFO appeared, mother duck had never seen such a thing and thought it was a
meteorite. She had seen a program about that on the Discovery Channel. She ran
away from her nest to seek safety.
Suddenly the UFO
hovered above the nest, a glistening ray of light shone from under the UFO into
the nest. Down the ray descended a green egg with yellow dots, red circles and
blue specks. It landed in the nest and the UFO disappeared again.
Mother duck
returned to the nest but didn't notice that there were now eight eggs in the
nest, one of them being green with yellow dots, red circles and blue squares.
She was getting a little demented.
And so it
happened that mother duck incubated all eight eggs, including the green egg
with yellow dots, red circles and blue triangles.
After a couple of
days all the eggs hatched, the seven normal duck eggs and the UFO-egg that was
green with yellow dots, red circles and blue harts. Out of the normal duck eggs
seven adorable ducklings were born (do'h). And out of the UFO-egg came a ugly
UFO-ling (a.k.a. alien). And it WAS a very ugly little alien. He has a weird
pointy nose, and a weird hairdo, it stood straight up and he had a very
receding hairline, causing him to have a 'widow's peak'. He had no feathers,
but instead of that he has a strange hard skin. It was mostly white with some yellow. He also had two weird
wing-like things. From under those things two weird blue appendages stuck out
of his body. Instead of yellow legs his legs were blue and he had white feet.
But mother duck
just had a birthday party and she got a fairytale book of the Grill brothers.
In the fairytale book was a fairytale about a mother duck having a very ugly
child. And this situation was so exactly the same mother duck thought her ugly
little duckling would grow up to be very handsome.
But for now the
alien had to be ugly.
It was time to
name all of her children; Gabbel, Gebbel, Gubbel, Gibbel, Gybbel, Gobbel and
Bud. She named the alien Bjuuwty (like I said before she's getting a little
demented, and her English isn't all to well anymore), because she hoped he
would be one day.
One day mother
duck decided it was time for her children to learned how to swim and she
took Gabbel, Gebbel, Gubbel, Gibbel,
Gybbel, Gobbel, Bud and Bjuuwty to the pond.
"C'mon Gabbel,
Gebbel, Gubbel, Gibbel, Gybbel, Gobbel, Bud and Bjuuwty, plunge in!" she
encouraged her children.
Gabbel, Gebbel,
Gubbel, Gibbel, Gybbel, Gobbel and Bud dove in, but Bjuuwty had his doubts, and
wouldn't jump in.
"Bjuuwty get into
the pond right now, or no supper for you tonight" threatened mother duck her
ugly child. She discovered Bjuuwty had an amazing appetite, and would do
anything for food.
Bjuuwty
considered the offer and jumped in. But the weird feathers were to heavy for
him to swim with and he sank to the bottom of the pond. On his way down there
he met a scary looking fish.
"Arg! a fish!"
screamed Bjuuwty.
"Is it a crime to
be a fish nowadays?" said the fish insulted.
"No of course
not," apologized Bjuuwty. "You just startled me a bit."
"Oh, Okay," said
the fish. "Bye."
"Bye," said
Bjuuwty polite.
Suddenly he
realized he couldn't breathe under water he swallowed a whole lot of water and
drowned.
And perhaps
Bjuuwty still lies on the bottom of the pond, maybe it's your pond!
THE END!
Disclaimer:
I do not own a certain DBZ character who happens to
have the same looks as Bjuuwty. I do have a co-ownership of mother duck, Gabbel,
Gebbel, Gubbel, Gibbel, Gybbel, Gobbel and Bud.
Eurm… this is a cover of a cover, Morgan and me made
the original cover several years ago. And today it came to me! I could do the
cover of that cover. And for all you people out there who don't know what I am
talking about. The real original is called The ugly little DUCKLING! You know
the fairytale in which he becomes a beautiful swan? But I don't like happy
endings, so this is my (and Morgan's) ending!
