Chapter one: "Zell's Wait"
"Zippity do dah! Zippity yay! My oh my my what a beautiful day!!!" Selphie was skipping through the halls of Balamb Garden while clicking her heels. "Plenty of sunshine! Heading my way! Zippity…" she abruptly stopped and fell over. Zell was apparently sitting on the front steps as she was skipping down. "Zell, do you have to sit there, where people are walking!!!!"
"Sorry Selph, but I gotta wait here," he said as he slouched down.
"For what?"
"You'll see."
"Come on Zell! Tell me! Puh-lease!!!"
"No, you'll find out soon enough…"
"Please! With cherries and um…hot dogs?"
"I'd say yes to the hot dogs, but I know that you don't got any."
"Ah man!!! Why can't you tell me?"
"Because you'll find out when it arrives."
"What arrives?"
"You'll find out."
"AHHH!!! You can't leave me hanging like this!!!! I hate these kinds of surprises!!!"
"Well, you'll have to grin and bear it."
"Hmph," Selphie fell on her behind and started to pout like a little child. "Zell, you're a meanie…Oh well!" She jumped back up and started to skip again. "I'm walking on Sunshine!! Whoa-OH! La la la la la la!!!" And Zell still waited.
* * *
A few hours later…
Raijin came walking down the steps.
"Hey Zell. Wait a second…Why are you sitting here?" he asked.
"You'll see."
"Uh Okay. I'll just here with you…hey! Why are we waiting here again?"
"I can't tell you just yet."
"How come?"
"I'll tell you when it comes."
"What comes? When? Who are you? Where am I?! Where's Fujin? I get confused when I'm not around her, ya know? Why…am…I?"
"?!" Zell thought.
"Oh no!!! FUUUUUUUJJJJJJIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!! I'm getting all confused again, ya know?!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Raijin ran away crying.
"That was really disturbing…" Zell thought as he gave a sweatdrop, and still he waited.
* * *
Another few hours later…
"Hey Zell." It was Squall. He had been moping around the Garden as usual. He plopped his rear down next to Zell.
"'sup Squall?!"
"Why are we sitting here?" Squall asked in a monotone as he always did.
"You can't know yet."
"Oh."
"Hey Zell, do you want to go chuck rocks at stuff at Obel Lake?"
"Uh…no thanks Squall. I kinda have to wait here."
"Well, uh gotta go…hehe." Squall began to break in a nervous sweat. As he ran away as fast as his legs could carry him.
"That was weird." When Squall was out of sight, Rinoa came running up.
"SQUALLY WALLY DOO!!! WHERE ARE YOU???!!!" She stopped near where Zell was sitting. "Zell, do you know where Squall went? He was here just a few seconds ago," she asked him as she scratched her head.
"Uhhh, I dunno."
"Hmph." Rinoa fell on her ass next to Zell in disappointment. "Squall ran away. WEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She started to bawl, really really loud. Waterfalls of tears dumped out of her eyes.
"Oh no!!!" Zell thought as he tried to make her stop crying. "Stop crying Rinoa! You're getting me *Blub* all, *Blub* Wet!!! AHHH!! I'm drowning, stop it!!!"
"*sniff* Sorry Zell *sniff*." Rinoa had finally stopped crying. "*sniff*, WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Or not… "It's not fair!!!! WAEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" With that she ran away along with her obnoxious crying and ludicrously big tear glands.
"Darn, I feel sorry for Squall," Zell thought as he gave another sweatdrop, and he still waited.
* * *
The next day…
Zell had spent the night at the front steps, just in case his "surprise" was coming in. Then Irvine passed by.
"Hey Zell…How's it…Oh Boy!!"
"What? What's wrong?"
"Its you…you smell, really really bad! Whooooo that's strong!"
"Well, I haven't taken a shower since well, um…since ever actually." Zell looked up above his head as he thought.
"Why am I only noticing this now?" Irvine eyes were tearing up as he held his nose.
"I dunno, o wait!" Zell reached inside his pockets and handed Irvine two handfuls of Green….moldy…fuzzy…and not to mention smelly hot dogs. "I keep these around for, I dunno, good luck I guess. I think they're spoiled. Whatever you do, don't eat those. Hot Dogs don't taste good when they've been around a year or so."
"AHHH!!! Ew ew ew ew EW!!! I feel dirty so dirty AHHH!!!" Irvine ran away, dropping the hot dogs on the floor. "AHHH!" he screamed as he jumped into the fountain.
"What's wrong with him? Oh well." Zell still waited.
* * * More hours pass…
Quistis comes walking down the stairs. She notices Zell and sits next to him.
"Hey Zell, What ya doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"Stuff."
"How long have you been sitting here?"
"About a day and a half."
"Oh my god!!! Sell, if you don't move, your behind with leave a permanent mark on the concrete!!!"
"Well, I'm not moving."
"WHAT? You have to!!!"
"No I don't."
"Oh yes you do." Quistis started to pull on Zell's arm trying to pull him up. "You're vandalizing Garden property!!" She screamed as she tried to tug him up, but Zell was still winning this tug of war. "Come on Zell…*Ugh* get *Ugh* UP!!!"
"No, no, no, Quisty. I like it right here." Quistis lost her grip on Zell's hand and fell flat on her ass.
"Owww!! That really hurt," she muttered as she rubbed her butt. "Excuse me while I give the
Infirmary a visit. With that, she ran away.
"Aw…yes. Finally some peace and quiet."
~*~*~*~*~*
Eight that night…
The whole gang was sitting in the cafeteria. Squall sat next to Rinoa. Selphie sat next to Irvine across from Squall and Rinoa. Surprisingly, Fujin and Raijin were there sitting next to both couples. Quistis was also there, she was sitting on a pillow and was stroking her poor little behind. Rinoa was occupied with poking Squall with a fork.
She poked him…
"Ow, stop it."
And again…
"Ow stop it"
And again.
"Ow stop it."
And again.
"Ow stop it."
And again
"Ow stop it."
And so on.
Selphie was trying to comfort Irvine. "Irvy, did you really have to take a shower with all your clothes on like that?" Irvine sat there soaking wet: Hat, Coat, boots, and all.
"I feel so dirty. Need…more…shower!!!" He started to sweep imaginary spider webs away from his coat.
"Irvy! Stop it, you're really disturbing me!!!" Poor Irvine broke into tears on Selphie's lap.
Raijin was still confused from yesterday.
"Where am I? Who are you? What time is the..uh..Horsies?" Fujin whapped him on the back side of the head.
"IDIOT!!!"
"Huh? What's an Idiot? My name's not Idiot, It's Louise. Wait…AHHH!! Confused!!!" Fujin whacked him again, this time even harder.
"RAGE!!!!"
"Welcome to it's a nutty nut world can I take your order?"
"AHHHH!!!!" she whapped him again.
"Ya know that I know that she knows that we know that us know that he knows that they know?"
"DAMN YOU!!!!!!" This time she whacked him so hard that he fell out of his chair.
"Whoa thanks, I needed that, ya know? Thanks Fuji-pooh!!"
"RAGE!!!!" She slapped him yet again.
When the Chaos couldn't get worst, Zell finally ran in. He was dancing around singing,
"It's heeere! It's heeere!! It's finally here!!!!"
"Huh?!?!" everyone said in unison. They all followed Zell who had ran out of the cafeteria. He stopped at the Front gate. There, A giant dump truck that was full of what else but hot dogs was parked in the driveway. A weird Pat Sajak like guy was with a microphone, a couple of spot lights and some showgirls dressed in big feather headdresses.
"Are you Zell Dincht?!"
"yes!" Zell squealed.
" Congratulations! Mr. Dincht you are the winner of "the Esthar Hot Dog Co.'s" Hot Dog sweepstakes!!!"
"Yippee!!" Zell jumped up and down like a little girl.
"And your prize is…A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HOT DOGS!!!!!!!"
"OH………MY……..GOD!!!!!!!" Zell gave out a yelp as he fainted.
The next morning…
Everyone had gathered at their usual table in the cafeteria eating breakfast. Rinoa was poking Squall with a spork as usual, and Squall said "Ow, stop it." after every time she did it. Everyone was busy eating their meals. Then Zell walked sat down with them.
"Hey guys! Dang, that was the best night I ever had…" Everyone looked up at Zell.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!" they all shouted in unison.
"What?" Zell was absolutely clueless…
~ Well, that was the first chapter of my completely chaotic fic. Chapter is coming up in a short while. Unlike all of my other fics, this is not a romance nor is it based on a song. It's just pure Chaos. Please review. If you don't then I will track you down and kill you…j/k. So please review please..Or Else ^.^V This goes out to Joanne and Wendy: That was weird huh? Welps, more to come soon!